Honey, Don't Fall Out of Love with Me!

[Next up: The Ice-Cold Omega General Forces a Husband Selection, now open! Head to the bulletin board for a direct link!] Complete! The main story costs just a few dollars to read. Thank you, babies, for supporting the official release! Help: What should I do if my wife is cheating? One day, an obscure marriage forum suddenly shot to the top of the trending charts. It all started when a wronged husband, who had gone from school uniforms to wedding attire with his wife, posted for help: The seven-year itch. I think my wife might really be cheating on me. The husband wrote tens of thousands of words, detailing how he fell in love with his wife at first sight, pined for her day and night, then boldly pursued her through countless hardships until he finally won her heart. Readers were moved to tears and flooded the post with sympathy, asking how he had discovered he was being cheated on. Here came the twist. The husband wrote gravely: That day, as usual, I followed him to the underground parking garage. He didn't sit in the driver's seat and have a drink of water before driving off. Instead, he was engrossed in chatting on his phone. My equipment was limited, so I couldn't see what he was saying, but he smiled so sweetly. Bystander: Oh, yeah, that does sound... wait? The husband lamented: He removed the trackers I'd put in his phone, watch, necklace, and backpack, then had a huge fight with me. The last place the tracker showed was a five-star hotel. Bystander: ...Uh? The husband was distraught: What should I do? I really love my wife so much... Bystander: Sincere advice: loving someone means respecting them, trusting them, and giving them plenty of freedom. Go talk things over with your wife and beg her to forgive you. Just promise to mend your ways. The husband: I can't. The husband: His ex-husband did exactly that, and then I went from being the mistress to the legal spouse. Bystander: ????? [The gong has multiple personalities and is the legal spouse, the mistress, and the ex-husband all at once. Three personalities, fighting with each other, but all sharing one body.] 1. HE, both leads are each other's only partners physically and emotionally. 2. Logic is dead; it's probably a silly, fluffy comedy. All the research-related content is made up. 3. Long-haired beauty who seems aloof but is actually a dummy bottom x gentle-seeming, secretly sadistic, stoic dog-like top. 4. The top has a secret crush, and the bottom is the only one for him, body and soul. Anything more would be a spoiler. An old married couple who mistake everyone for part of their polycule (x) [Here's a preview of my upcoming novel ↓↓↓ The Ice-Cold Omega General Forces a Husband Selection Shi Yu was tall and slender, with an alluring face and a cascade of silver hair. Black leather gloves sheathed his long, elegant fingers. Those hands controlled the military lifeline of the entire empire. Rebels and Zerg across the stars trembled before him and bowed in submission. But then an official order arrived. Even as a commander, Shi Yu, a registered top-grade S-class Omega, was still required to get pregnant as soon as possible and pass on his rare, powerful genes. Shi Yu was cold and distant, like a man carved from snow. He took suppressants like other people drank water, and seemed never to have had a life, let alone a star-bound partner. When the Church asked him what kind of spouse he wanted, he answered nonchalantly, “Whatever.” One urgent message followed another. The situation escalated until an invitation was sent across the universe: [Shi Yu, the Empire's only Omega general, intends to choose a husband. All healthy, genetically gifted Alphas ranked S-class or above are invited to apply.] Overnight, Shi Yu's respected mentor, his perfectly in-sync comrades, and even his sworn enemies all learned that the beautiful, eternally composed commander wanted to find an Alpha and get pregnant as quickly as possible. The galactic internet exploded. The hundred billion citizens were worked up and stayed awake around the clock waiting for the results, unable to stop imagining just how exceptional this top Alpha must be, and picturing the beautiful commander begging pitifully as he was marked. At last, the husband selection ended. Under the cameras watched by the whole world, Shen Ze remained immaculate in his uniform, his posture outstanding. He showed no sign of change, aside from his slightly reddened eyes. A reporter asked, perplexed: “The Military Center has announced that you've confirmed your pregnancy. Who is the child's father?” Shi Yu touched his lower abdomen, completely unfazed. “I don't know.” Reporter: ? The beauty calmly explained: “According to my medical examination report, my reproductive tract is obstructed and underdeveloped. So, to increase the chances of conception, I slept with as many of them as I could.” 1. Beloved, gorgeous, tragic, powerful commander bottom x a whole pile of tops. No ship wars; pregnancy will come later in the story. 2. Includes a Zerg arc. 3. No egalitarianism. 4. Unwaveringly committed to the principle that the protagonist is the center of the world. Theme: Love is singular and eternal.