What Should I Do When My Husband Just Won’t Die?

My new novel, The Bystander, but a Daddy in a Horror Dating Sim, is now open for readers. Please add it to your favorites! The blurb is at the end. [Blurb]: Lu Boyou is a professional black widow, and the police are currently keeping him under surveillance. To get out of this mess, he picks himself a new husband and plans to play the part of a respectable, devoted wife for a while. At first, everything goes smoothly. His husband is quiet but obedient, hardworking, handsome, and blushes when Lu Boyou touches his hand. He is exactly Lu Boyou’s type. Until one day, Lu Boyou watches his new husband drink a poisoned beverage and realizes his career has suffered a spectacular downfall. * Why isn’t he dead? Not only is he alive, he’s breathing hard and burning up. His face red, he tentatively asks, “Baby, can I kiss you?” Lu Boyou: Wait, is this right? That was deadly poison! Lu Boyou refuses to believe it and starts trying all kinds of ways to kill him: staging a car crash, drowning him, pushing him off a cliff while camping outdoors… Then he becomes convinced that he must be going crazy. * Chen Xia has never seen anyone so beautiful in his life. His black hair is smooth and soft, his skin white as a pearl, and his eyes are like a deep, secluded pool. When he smiles at Chen Xia, his warmth could melt anyone. And this person is actually his wife. He calls himself “Chen Nineteen,” saying he is his nineteenth husband. Chen Xia has heard that all his previous husbands died. He secretly vows that no matter what, he will not die. He’ll stay by his side forever. The drink he had today tasted strange, but it doesn’t matter. His wife handed it to him, so he’ll drink every last drop! There’s a nasty smell in the house, but his wife told him not to open the windows when burning charcoal alone at home. He has to be a good boy and listen! He’s suddenly in a car accident, but his wife said he can’t go to bed unless he’s home before ten. He has to hurry back! As long as he behaves, he gets to hold his sweet, soft wife every night. His wife’s body is unbelievably tender. Every time, he cries and complains that it’s too much. When he looks over with those red-rimmed eyes, Chen Xia is completely bewitched. But one day, his wife suddenly refuses to let him touch him anymore. His appetite also worsens, and he keeps throwing up after eating. Chen Xia is frantic and has no idea what to do. Pregnant Lu Boyou looks at the bizarre monster beside him in bed, just as frantic! An utterly seductive, gorgeous poison-black-widow bottom x an honest, devoted dog of a top who is also a damp, creepy monster 2025.3.14 Reading guide: One-on-one, both virgins, each other’s only partner in body and soul. Set in a fictional world. Kink-focused, a little twisted. Everything serves the characters, so don’t overthink the logic. Best enjoyed as soon as each chapter comes out. (Please don’t let my story pile up unread!) P.S. The bottom is a survivor of a certain incident. Everything he does is to track down the mastermind using the list left behind from that time. Most of the setting later on is the monster world. [Preview of an upcoming novel]: A money-grubbing, unhinged beauty bottom with bizarre taste x a secretly sinister, utterly depraved, inhuman evil god top 1. Ning Guanli is transported into a horror game. The moment he opens his eyes, all kinds of bizarre monsters are right in his face. He takes a deep breath and clutches his chest. “So…” The System understands. “They are a little scary-looking, but it is a horror game, after all…” Ning Guanli: “So cute!!!” The System: “Huh???” Ning Guanli thinks he’s arrived in heaven, but the next second, the System tells him: [You are an ordinary visitor. You must survive in a haunted mall, find the boss, and become pregnant with His offspring…] “???” Ning Guanli takes back his claim that this is heaven. Then he steals an NPC’s identity and glitches himself into a bug. 2. The new NPC in The Evil God’s Paradise has a model that’s legendary in its own right. Countless players scream “wife,” “mommy,” and “goddess” at him. But he seems scarier than the monsters. At the children’s amusement park, players have to divide six apples among seven little monsters. The new NPC joins them, immediately kills one, and the others think, “That’s pretty awful, but maybe we can accept it…” Before they can finish speaking, he kills the remaining six too, then walks off happily with all the apples. The players: “But then again…” Still, even this wicked NPC has exceptions. He’s only nice to one monster. He gives it all the apples he gets and calls it “Sweetheart” in a lovely voice. Watching that indescribable mass, the players think: … This can’t be right, can it? Boss, are you sure your eyes are working? 3. Just as Ning Guanli is doing better and better and getting along more and more happily with his roommate, the System he glitched offline finally reconnects and sends him the rest of his missions: Mission Two: […sleep in the arms of the evil god] Mission Three: [Extract as much of His *fluid as possible] Mission Four: [When He checks your academic credentials, be sure to cooperate] New instance: [You are a nurse at an asylum for alien species. When a patient becomes manic, sit on His face to soothe Him. Applying ** is effective] Mission One: … Looking at the increasingly explicit missions, Ning Guanli asks, “Did something go wrong somewhere?” The System says, “Don’t overthink it. This is a perfectly respectable horror dating sim! Let me check your progress… Holy crap!” The System is stunned. “How did you get so far so fast?” Ning Guanli is stunned too. Who the hell got him pregnant?! * Mishang thinks this gorgeous human is seducing him every moment of every day. When he sees those sparkling eyes, he imagines him rolling his eyes back as Mishang’s vines * him. When he watches that little mouth chatter away, the red birthmark on his tongue swaying back and forth, he wants to make him unable to close his mouth… When he gets fierce, Mishang wants to drop to his knees at his feet and lower his head to kiss the top of his foot… He wants to fill him with all his seeds. #Bloom for me, my dear mother goddess# 2025.8.7 I’m terrible at writing blurbs. If you’re interested, please add it to your favorites! [Reading guide] 1. One-on-one, sc, kink-focused. It may be a little sanity-destroying. 2. Not pregnancy in the traditional sense. It’s more like a plant bearing fruit, not actual children. 3. The top will call the bottom “Mama.” Partly it’s a couple’s kink, and partly it has to do with the plot. Neither of the two leads is perfect. Not suitable for readers with very strict preferences. Theme: True love endures until death.