My Gloomy Tentacles Are a Little Too Sly

Beautiful Straight Guy Bottom x Gloomy Green Tea Top | Nonhuman | Main Story Complete, Extras Ongoing As an incoming university student, Shen Yu sets himself the most important goal for the new school year: finding a boyfriend. He falls in love at first sight with a radiant upperclasswoman, but she says she only sees him as a little brother, then casually adds, "Yan Shi from the medical program is pretty great." Yan Shi? What the hell is Yan Shi? Worried the upperclasswoman might be getting fooled, he walks up to Yan Shi and forces out, "Give me your WeChat." That night, after adding him, Shen Yu's first message is: "Are you single? How many relationships have you had? What do you think about love? Are you okay with someone making the first move?" Yan Shi's replies are brief: "Single. Zero relationships. One love for life." "Depends on the situation." · As a first-year doctoral student in medicine, Yan Shi is good at being gentle, smiling... and pretending. After all, he's not human. He's the kind of monster you only see in movies, the sort with tentacles that survives by devouring human emotions. Everything is going smoothly until a young man with a face dark enough to eat someone walks up and says, "Give me your WeChat." He thinks, This person doesn't like me. But that night, the other guy keeps pestering him with questions about his love life, and even shows off his slender waist, soft butt, and tiny moles. He thinks again. This guy is trying to seduce me. In that case, I'll give him a chance. · After getting Yan Shi's WeChat, Shen Yu can't figure out why the other guy keeps asking him out. After spending a few months together, Shen Yu has to admit Yan Shi really is a great guy. He concedes defeat. Just when he's finally convinced of Yan Shi's character, a message pops up: [9 p.m. Come to the hillside on campus.] The moon is bright that night, and the lake shimmers. Yan Shi says, "I like you." Shen Yu: "...Me?" Yan Shi: "Yes, you." Shen Yu immediately turns and runs. He hasn't gotten far when something soft and slippery wraps around his leg. Under the moonlight, the figure moves slightly, gentle and excited: "Xiao Yu, why are you running? Are you just too happy?" · It's really easy to fool a straight guy. A few sweet words, a little show of weakness, and a few tears are all it takes. As his tentacles swell and explore, Yan Shi murmurs, "Xiao Yu, I'm sorry." "Was that too much for you..." Shen Yu's gaze goes unfocused, his eyes rolling back involuntarily as Yan Shi coaxes him into a daze. "It's... okay..." Yan Shi presses his lips together and smiles. "Then... one more tentacle. You can handle it, right?" Shen Yu trembles and instinctively tries to escape, but countless tentacles pull him back. The tentacles are dripping with green-tea sweetness. But some people just can't tell when someone's being fake, and they love green tea anyway. Short-tempered, beautiful straight-guy bottom x sweet-talking, secretly twisted, gloomy green-tea top [Here's a new story I'm saving up. Please enjoy, babies!] The Doppler Effect Yun Ciyuan, a scientist who surveys habitable planets, makes an emergency return after spending just two hours on Shishui Planet. But when he gets back to the space station, nothing is right. The space station, which was on the verge of exploding, is perfectly intact. It's twice as big, and full of people coming and going. He casually stops a researcher, but the moment the other man sees his face, he freezes. "Professor Yun... Didn't you die over a hundred years ago?" Yun Ciyuan: ? He looks up and sees himself on the memorial wall. [Chief Surveyor Yun Ciyuan, lost during the Shishui Planet mission.] Beside his name is written: [Written by his close friend and the space station's chief scientist, Cang Jianshan.] Yun Ciyuan: "..." Who is whose close friend? The next second, footsteps sound behind him. A man with a cool expression stands quietly at the end of the corridor, watching him. It's Cang Jianshan, his sworn enemy, whom he's been competing with since their student days. As it happens, they slept together just before they left. · Cang Jianshan has waited for Yun Ciyuan for over a hundred years. Everyone says Yun Ciyuan is dead, but he refuses to believe it. Again and again, he applies to restart the search and rescue mission, and again and again he fails. He endures half a century at a time, drifting between long periods of hibernation and wakefulness. Until that day. At last, he sees Yun Ciyuan standing in the light again, as young and vibrant as when he left. A heart that had been dead for too long suddenly begins to beat again. An obsessive scientist top, torn between love and hate x sharp-tongued genius researcher bottom #If you want to fight, take it to the bedroom# Theme: Green tea is a way of life