Coming Soon: Do You Have to Worship Nuwa at the Interstellar Military Academy?
[Blurb]
2024.12.8
Today, when I woke up, I noticed something strange:
My balding, middle-aged dad had gotten younger.
My gentle mom was swinging a knife at another version of me.
My paralyzed grandpa was running around like the wind.
And my grandma...where was my grandma?
2024.12.9
They've been possessed by monsters.
But they're treating me even better than before.
Should I expose them?
2024.12.10
Lately, they've been secretly trying to kill me.
Monsters are monsters. They've finally shown their true colors.
They're terrifying.
I don't want to die.
But I don't want to leave this place either. This is my home.
--What should I do?
Coming Soon: Do You Have to Worship Nuwa at the Interstellar Military Academy?
Bound to the Nuwa Descendant System, Mie Ge transmigrates into a homeless, skinny, dark-skinned little girl on a trash planet. She sits atop a garbage heap, fretting over whether to have stale braised fish or moldy steamed buns for her birthday feast.
Mie Ge: ?
She spots a military academy recruitment banner floating by in the air: meals and lodging included, plus a stipend. She hurries over.
Admissions Office: This is a military academy. Respect science and reject superstition.
Mie Ge: Can I believe in Nuwa in a scientific way? Like electronic worship?
Admissions Office: We use mechs in battle now. Who still uses cold weapons?
Mie Ge: You don't mind if I casually make a clay figure, do you? One that can hit people.
A spot happens to be open, so the admissions officer shuts their eyes and says: Accepted.
One day, senior military officials arrive for an inspection. Everyone else is practicing combat, but one skinny girl is making clay figures of her classmates. Furious, one of them says: "Why is someone in the combat division skipping class and playing with mud all day? Deduct points, give her a demerit, and expel her if she does it again!"
That night, hordes of astral beasts invade. After a traitor deals the allied forces a devastating blow, military academy students who are still raw recruits are forced onto the battlefield.
The enemy beasts roar, and their collective psychic attack is impossible to withstand. Mie Ge cries out for her mother to save her. Nuwa appears in the starry sky, gazing down at all living things with compassion, and the beasts fall silent.
Mechs are destroyed one after another, repair technicians are injured and unconscious, and combat strength is critically low. Mie Ge repairs mechs with clay, doubling their defense and attack power.
Combat personnel dwindle, and the astral beasts break through the defenses. With the rear about to be overrun, Mie Ge leads a vast crowd of clay-figure classmates into battle. They fight fearlessly and can even pilot mechs, giving our side unprecedented firepower.
After that, clay-made Saint Seiya, clay-made super battleships, and clay-made laser cannons take turns bringing a tiny bit of the shock of playing with mud to the battlefield.
That night, the starry river glittered.
The Federation was left red-faced, the astral beasts were stunned, and both sides fell into a strange silence.
The next day, senior military officials came to the academy in person and set aside a huge plot of land for Mie Ge. "Good girl, is this enough space for you to play with mud? If not, we'll give you more!"
Mie Ge replied modestly: "It's all right, I guess." (Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze...)
Theme: Cherish your family
After reading a long copy, I found that it didn't match the title of this article, so I found the sentence at the top [covering face and laughing]
Hahahahahahaha, dear daddy! I forgot my name and couldn't forget that the mission was to murder my son. Hahahahaha. I was so moved [covering my face and laughing and crying] [covering my face and laughing and crying]
I cried. This family really loves each other.
The whole family's heads are spinning fast
Omg I feel a bit disappointed, but the ending is good or not
Goose???? Gone?!! Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah
God, I almost cried. I can't tell whether I cried out of laughter or out of emotion [covering my face and laughing] [covering my face and crying]
I'm so touched by the family affection, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo (dog head) 😆 😆
Laughing until I cry, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
How come you have such a funny idea? It's unreasonable 🍉 Unless it can be more funny 😆 😆