Pre-collection: Will the Interstellar Military Academy accept Nuwa?
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2024.12.8
When I woke up today, I discovered something strange:
My middle-aged, balding dad has become a boy again.
My gentle mother is slashing at the other me with a knife.
My paralyzed grandfather walked like flying.
Where is my grandma... Where is my grandma?
2024.12.9
They are possessed by monsters.
But they treat me better than before.
Should I expose them?
2024.12.10
Recently they secretly tried to murder me.
The monster is a monster, finally revealed.
They are so scary.
I don't want to die.
But I don't want to leave here either, this is my home.
--What do I do?
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Pre-collection: Will the Interstellar Military Academy accept Nuwa?
Binding to Nuwa's descendant system, Min Ge dressed up as a homeless black and thin boy on the garbage planet. He was sitting on the garbage dump and was wondering whether to eat rotten braised fish or a hairy steamed bun for his birthday dinner.
Nie Ge:?
I saw a military academy enrollment banner floating in the air: Food and accommodation included, subsidies provided, go quickly.
Admissions Office: This is a military academy. We must respect science and get rid of superstition.
Nie Ge: Can I believe in Nuwa scientifically? The kind of electronic worship.
Admissions Office: Nowadays, mechas are used in battles, who would use cold weapons?
Min Ge: Do you mind if I make a clay figurine at random? The kind that can hit people.
There happened to be an empty spot, so the admissions office closed its eyes and said, "Pass."
One day, high-level military officials came to inspect and saw everyone else practicing fighting, except for a thin girl pinching the statues of her classmates. She got angry and said, "Why do some people in the combat department skip class and play with mud all day long? Points will be deducted, major demerits will be recorded, and they will be expelled!"
That night, the star beasts invaded in a large scale. Due to the traitor alliance, the army was severely damaged, and the military academy student Danzi, who was still a new recruit, was forced to go to the battlefield.
The alien beasts on the opposite side roared, and the group's spiritual attack was irresistible. Min Ge shouted for his mother to save his life. Nuwa appeared in the starry sky, looking down at all living beings with loving eyes, and all the beasts were silent.
The mechas were destroyed one after another, the repairman was injured and fell into coma, and his combat power was severely lacking. Minge repaired the mechas with mud, doubling the defense and attack power.
The number of combatants dropped sharply, and the star beast opened a gap. It was about to be driven straight to the rear. Nige led a group of clay figures on top. They fought without risking their lives, and they could also activate mechas. Our firepower was unprecedented.
After that, Ni Ni's Saints, Ni Ni's super battleships, and Ni Ni's laser cannons took turns bringing hundreds of millions of shocks to the battlefield.
That night, the stars were shining brightly.
The Federation was slapped in the face, the Star Beast was stunned, and both sides fell into a strange silence.
The next day, high-ranking military officials visited the military academy in person and marked out a large open space for Minge: Good boy, do you think there is enough space for you to play in the mud? If not, there will be more space!
Ji Ge is reserved: It's okay. (Pinch pinch pinch...)
Purpose: Cherish your family
Reader comments
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Why must we kill Wei Ze?
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