I Prefer It When You Call Me Dad

[3w chapters drafted, 2024.09.18.]

#The female lead has some principles, but not many#

#Cyber-toxic player, flowers wilt at her sight and people die when they see her#

"My dear big sister, in this life I want to live differently. Your doting sect and the junior brother who adores you are mine now." Twin sisters are reborn in the womb. The younger sister is born first, and the sisters' names and fates are switched.

Big sister: 6.

In her previous life, Qiansui only remembered at the moment of her death that she was not a native of the cultivation world, but an unlucky player who had transmigrated after beating a cyberpunk game.

When alien creatures invaded, she exposed her tentacles to protect her sect. Her master treated her like a monster and locked her in a forbidden area. Her eldest senior brother used her blood to make pills, while her second senior brother cut off her tentacles to make magical artifacts. The junior brother she had bought no longer looked at her with adoration, only disgust. They relied on her to win countless feats in the great war and became heroes who saved the world in the eyes of all. She, meanwhile, was tortured until her body was mangled, then died without a sound.

So whoever wants to go to that hellhole can go. Without her providing charity this time, she's curious how far that sect can get on its own.

**

A branch of the Kunlun Mountain Sword Sect is infamous for its misfortune. Of its three members, one is near the end of his life, one seems to have gone mad, and one has a shattered dantian. The old are old, the sick are sick, and the crippled are crippled. With the baby girl they just found, they have a full house of the old, weak, sick, and disabled.

One day, starving Qiansui waves her tentacles around and uses a sword to chop vegetables and cook. The three members of the sect witness it one after another.

The master, who lies flat every day and waits to die: "Ah, I'm about to die, so whatever... I can't take it anymore! You have so many hands, and not one of you holds a sword correctly!"

The eldest senior brother, just about to lose his mind: "Ha ha, I must really be crazy to mistake my junior sister for an octopus demon... Next time, just tell me what you want to eat. Your severed arms are all over the floor."

The second senior brother, whose dantian has halfway healed: "Damn, you scared me so badly I nearly shattered my pill... Take this bag of spirit stones and go have fun down the mountain. Don't come back to bother me until you've spent them. All those hands make my head spin."

Qiansui, who has waited ages but hasn't been locked away or turned into pills or artifacts, and has even been taught swordsmanship, fed, and given money: "Huh?"

**

At an auction, the Seventh Dragon Prince is imprisoned in a cage but not worried in the slightest. He knows his senior sister will take him away today. She's wonderful in every way, except that she's a monster. In his previous life, he found her disgusting and only regretted it after she died. In this life, he still needs her tentacles to make pills and artifacts. Once he successfully claims the throne, he'll grant her the title of consort. She'll surely be grateful.

He eagerly leaves with Qianhe, who has come all this way for him, abandoning the dying little slave. Qiansui, whose mind is full of mischief, discovers that the little slave also has dragon blood and is overjoyed.

[Extra 1]

Master: "Qiansui, what a lovely name. The person who named you must have wished you a long and peaceful life."

Qiansui: "No, those players wanted me dead. They meant that I was a menace who would live for a thousand years."

Master: "..."

Master: "Very well. I only hope you'll be healthy and happy."

Qiansui: (Looking at the people missing hands and legs all over the floor) "I'm very healthy." (Listening to their desperate wails) "And I'm very happy. Wonderful, I haven't disappointed you, Master."

Master: "???"

[Extra 2]

Junior brother: "Qiansui, may I call you A-Sui?"

Qiansui: (Waving her tentacles and smacking him repeatedly) "No. I'd rather you call me Dad."

One-on-one romance, happy ending~ (Revised 2024.4.13; blurb screenshotted)

Theme: Live as your true self.