My Pet Rabbit Is My Idol's Rival [Absurd Comedy]

Coming soon: Streaming the Daily Life of a Rich Family's Cannon-Fodder in the Cultivation World

Completed: The Pen Is Yours, You Write It [Goofy]

[Blurb]

Everyone knows that top-tier star Yu Qingqing entered showbiz to chase her idol. She understands animal speech, and when she finds a highly intelligent rabbit, it seems perfect: she wants to join the dating show Pet Romance with her idol and needs a pet. After searching around and finding no one who claims it, she decisively adopts it.

Since they can communicate, the rabbit is incredibly easy to care for. The only problem is that it's a die-hard fan of her idol's rival, Lu Tu. Whenever it loses an argument with her, it throws a tantrum and runs away from home. Apart from that, it's perfect.

The certain Lu-named movie star, who turns into a rabbit whenever his genetic disease flares up and has been caught every time he tried to escape: "..."

On the dating show, Yu Qingqing acts opposite her idol. Though she'd always only known how to smile and widen her eyes, her performance dazzles everyone. Afterwards, however, she's full of regret: This was a fight scene! She kicked her idol right between the legs, and his expression immediately changed. That brat taught me some seriously messed-up moves.

During the date segment, while the other female stars are "keeping their options open," she takes her rabbit along. Netizens change their minds and praise her as affected but pure. She looks aggrieved again: I want so badly to flirt with my idol, but that brat pretended to be sick and sabotaged me. Sob sob sob.

After the dating show ends, her idol invites Yu Qingqing to act in a drama with him, and she still won't let go of her rabbit.

Then, one night, she kisses the rabbit's tiny three-lobed mouth and falls asleep holding it. When she wakes up, she sees her idol's rival, looking very much like a grown man, right there in front of her.

Yu Qingqing: ???

She packs her bags in the middle of the night, planning to quit showbiz and run away, but Lu Tu, famous for being aloof and abstinent, corners her against a wall and kisses her. His eyes red, he asks in a hurt voice, "Didn't you say you'd hold me while you slept for the rest of your life? Why are you running?"

[Yu Qingqing's Rabbit-Raising Routine]

"Be good. Let's take a bath together."

The rabbit desperately refuses, to no avail. It closes its eyes in despair, and not long afterward, blood quietly trickles from its nose.

"Oh, you're male. You even have balls."

Rabbit: ...

"I heard pets become more docile after being neutered. I've booked you in for one tomorrow at one in the afternoon, so you won't curse out my idol every day anymore."

Rabbit: ???

#This is actually a story about raising a kid#

#A little brat is still a kid#

One-on-one romance, happy ending (screenshot saved on April 6, 2022)

Thanks to Banye Chi Bing Gugu for the base image~

Blurb for Streaming the Daily Life of a Rich Family's Cannon-Fodder in the Cultivation World:

Fairy Jing Ai is devoted to the Sword Venerable. She falls off a cliff to save him, giving him a great opportunity. But when she is on the brink of death, he turns around and marries her popular half-sister.

Jing Ai: "I've got a 'screw you' here. I wonder if I should say it."

Only after she dies does she learn that she is the foil in the cultivation novel The Cannon-Fodder Concubine's Daughter Binds a Harem-Lover System. She is the vicious supporting female character who pretends to be foolish and infatuated, and she has also transmigrated into the book.

Bound to a Mirror Treasure livestream System that arrives late, she returns to the moment just before the Sword Venerable is about to fall off the cliff. Jing Ai sneers and kicks him over the edge. Satisfying! She gets the great opportunity herself and ascends on the spot.

**

Jing Ai returns to the modern world and is dismayed to find that she is still the foil.

Her twin sister, who grew up amid adversity, excels in both academics and conduct and is talented in many fields. She enters showbiz to earn money and pay off their late mother's debts. Meanwhile, Jing Ai, who grew up with their wealthy father, is good for nothing and spends all day swooning over people and shopping. Her sister finds success in both her career and love life, while Jing Ai becomes a sacrificial lamb in a rich-family marriage and dies miserable and depressed.

So you're going to keep shearing the same sheep, huh? Fine.

She activates the Mirror Treasure's livestream function to the cultivation world. The cultivators watch her play the happy rich wife who lives alone, while she receives their gifts of spiritual plants, pills, spirit pets, and magical treasures.

In front of her biased father, who is determined to make it up to her sister, she acts like a spoiled brat and cries. Then she turns around and shows the livestream audience how to use divination to invest and manage money. She becomes rich overnight, while her biased father loses everything.

With her green-tea sister, she seems to lose ground at every turn, but she uses the livestream to compare her half-sister with herself and explain how to spot a fake sweet-talker. Her followers surge by a million, and the Sword Venerable, recovering from his injuries, watches the stream and quietly follows her.

As for her cold, never-home rich husband, she showers him with affection while complaining about him on the livestream. She's determined to squander his money and leave him to die miserable and depressed.

Bai Yanjun, who wakes up one day inexplicably bound to a Mirror Treasure livestream room: "???"

Mini-scene 1:

Jing Ai blushes bashfully as she presents him with a lovingly prepared lunch.

In the livestream room: "Hahaha, I gave him a meal box!"

Bai Yanjun: "?"

Mini-scene 2:

Jing Ai looks at him adoringly as she wraps a scarf she knitted herself around his neck.

In the livestream room: "Look, look! Doesn't this make me look like I'm taking a dog for a walk?"

Bai Yanjun: "!"

Mini-scene 3:

Before long, the entire cultivation world is stunned by her talent.

How did you make that tenth-rank spirit pill? Please tell us!

Jing Ai: "Try purifying it in a steamer and forming the pill in an oven."

I tipped you that creature, which is obviously an ancient ferocious beast. How could you tame it?

Jing Ai: "Ha, so you're the anonymous loser." (Banned and kicked out of the livestream room.)

Theme: Be kind to small animals