[Ne Zha] I Picked Up a Little Clam Spirit

Unrelated to the actual Nezha, the modern version, or the original. Nezha is in his boyish form. The setting draws on the original Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West, with some original additions. The main story is complete. The full main story costs 1.8 yuan. The bonus chapters don’t affect the subscription rate. The Third Prince Nezha found a clam spirit. Fun. * Shuang Lian transmigrated into a clam spirit. Nezha raised and fed her, and whenever the mood struck him, he’d pry open her shell, slip his fingers inside to feel around, and steal her little pearls. She put up with it for the food. Shuang Lian thought things would be better once she took human form. But when she finally did, she learned just how awful Nezha could be. He was shamelessly vulgar and refused to rein himself in, insisting on swallowing her whole. * Nezha was as fierce as fire and stood very high in the celestial hierarchy. Fuyuan Xianweng, who was in charge of matchmaking, thought Nezha was still just a child at heart. His interest in the little clam spirit was probably only a passing whim. Their match was like a flowering silk tree: spectacular while in bloom, but short-lived, leaving a mess on the ground once the flowers fell. Fuyuan Xianweng prepared to send his little clam spirit back to her hometown. But when he turned around, he saw the Third Prince standing frozen, tears falling from his expressionless face. * Nezha was true to his nature: if he wanted something, he had to have it. He was about to close his fist around Shuang Lian and hold her tightly in his palm, not letting her leave. * Content warnings: Mostly everyday life. Rebellious young god of slaughter Nezha × timid little clam spirit. Distasteful kinks, mild coercion. Love at first sight. A mountain of original additions. The setting draws on the original Investiture of the Gods, Journey to the West, and Yuan-dynasty zaju plays, with some original additions. Nezha’s personality draws mostly on Investiture of the Gods, with some original additions. The story takes place some time after Nezha rebuilt his body and the fall of the Shang dynasty. Some author’s notes include plot details from the original. Readers familiar with the story, or who don’t want to see them, can hide those notes. They contain very little original plot, and you don’t need to have read it to follow this story. Written purely to indulge my kinks. I didn’t think anyone would read it at the time, so I don’t recommend buying the whole thing at once. Coming soon: “The Matchmaker Says He’s Deeply in Love with Me” Nezha from Investiture of the Gods. One Shuang Lian was the most unremarkable clam spirit in the Eastern Sea. One day, after taking human form, she met someone on the road who claimed to be the Matchmaker. The Matchmaker said her destined partner was in the Xiqi camp. He was honest, skilled in martial arts, and, most importantly, handsome. He might be a little dismissive of her now, but one day he’d love her deeply and be unable to live without her. All right. The clam spirit packed her things and went to the Xiqi camp to find her husband. She looked around. The most handsome person there was Nezha, the vanguard riding on Wind Fire Wheels! He was fierce as fire, cautious and ruthless, mischievous and arrogant, but the Matchmaker said Nezha would love her deeply. The clam spirit was afraid, but she gritted her teeth and went for it anyway. Two As it turned out, the Matchmaker hadn’t been wrong at all. She’d melted the god of slaughter’s heart. The handsome young man clung to her and wouldn’t leave her alone, wishing he could hold her every minute of every day. Shuang Lian found it strange. “The Matchmaker said we were destined to be together and would never part for the rest of our lives.” “Mm-hmm.” Nezha hugged her tighter, shut his eyes, and buried his head in the crook of her neck. “We’ll never part in this lifetime.” Three The Matchmaker came to see Shuang Lian again and screamed in fright. He’d got the wrong person! Nezha was a lotus incarnation, without a soul or spirit. How could he have a destined match? Why does a clam spirit like you only care about a pretty face?! Four Nezha was a lotus incarnation, with no soul, spirit, or reincarnation. His lifetime was forever. Then a clam spirit suddenly rushed up to him and said she wanted to be with him forever. Nezha tilted his head curiously. “Oh?” Check out my friend’s ongoing novel: “The Hated Female Side Character Is Trapped in a Love Triangle.” Wicked villainess × obsessive, nasty men. Synopsis: Mu Lingzhao learns that she’s the wicked villainess in a book. She creates endless trouble and bullies every male lead in the story, eventually dying without a body to bury. The System says that if she completes the entire plot, it can help her fake her death and start a new life. Mu Lingzhao diligently plays the wicked heiress, offending every favored son of heaven, including her childhood friend, adoptive brother, master, and the Demon Lord. Then she fakes her death. Until one day Mu Lingzhao hears that those favored sons of heaven have gone mad and are trying to jump off cliffs, using every kind of dark magic to summon the soul of someone who’s long since been obliterated. Well… Of course dogs go mad when they’ve lost their owner. Theme: Love is an eternal, undying poem.