Why Do You Say I'm Not a Werewolf?

On a full moon night, I was bitten by a werewolf. As a result, I was infected and became a ferocious werewolf who would scream "oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many nights," got extremely excited when he saw the sofa and slippers, was inexplicably interested in the strip of cloth hanging behind his waist, and would chase after him in circles for an hour. "Are you sure the one who bit you... Is really a werewolf?" My friend tiredly pulled me away from the sample of fresh meat buns displayed on the pet store shelf for the twenty-eighth time, with confusion in his tone. "Isn't it true that a husky becomes a sperm?" "... No!" Intention:,