There Are No Weaklings in My Wife’s Family

Name: There Are No Weaklings in My Wife’s Family
Author: The Fishing Salty Fish

我妻家没有弱者

by The Fishing Salty Fish (摸鱼的咸鱼)

Status: Completed
Length: 509k Words
Genre: No CP
Era: Alternate History
Updated: 2y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

[Show how strong and dependable you are by acting timid and weepy]

Nichirin Cleaver Zenitsu: ???

[A friendly reminder: Since ancient times, sincerity has never won anyone over. Only a good scheme can win people's hearts.]

Nichirin Cleaver Zenitsu: Got it. So it's all about the gap moe.

[Your sister Yuno agrees]

[There are no weaklings in the Agatsuma family]

Warning*

[First, the important part: this story is very noisy, so we recommend covering your ears before reading.]

This isn't the Zenitsu from the original, and this Zenitsu uses a cleaver!!!

That's right, a cleaver! A chainsaw! A fire ax! He can use anything! Why, you ask? Because of his big sister!

His sister is Yuno, his actual big sister! That Yuno, the famous Yuno!

Scene 1:

The blond crybaby shrieked in terror, tears streaming down his face: “Eeeeeek! This is so scary, so scary! There are gangsters here shooting people dead! Sis! Sis, where are you? Save me, Sis!!!”

Looking at the gangsters strewn across the ground, chopped down, a certain bandage-wasting device fell silent: “...”

Scene 2:

“Eek!!! Your heads are on fire! Why are they on fire?! Are you monsters? You must be monsters! Scary monsters!!!” Golden lightning crackled over the blond boy as he clutched his cleaver and shivered in a corner.

Glancing at the golden arcs of electricity, the Tenth Boss of a certain seafood company twitched his mouth: “...You don't exactly have room to complain about our heads being on fire.”

Scene 3:

“Demons!!! A demon appeared! Tanjiro, save me! I'm so scared, Tanjiro!!!”

Original Zenitsu shrieked and skillfully clung to his teammate's leg.

“Demons!!! A demon appeared! Sis, save me! I'm so scared, Sis!!!”

Cleaver Zenitsu shrieked and swung his cleaver, chopping off the unlucky demon's head.

“...”

So Original Tanjiro looked at Original Zenitsu with exasperation.

Original Zenitsu: “...”

“No, this can't be right! He's the scariest one here! Super scary, right?! Is that really me too? That can't be right! Am I really such a vicious, terrifying person?!!!”

Looking at that face identical to his own, Original Zenitsu descended into a furious breakdown.

“...Huh? Are you saying I'm really impressive?”

Cleaver Zenitsu cupped his rapidly warming cheeks and burst into a golden dandelion:

“Ehehehe, E-even if you praise me, I won't be happy, you know?”

Original Zenitsu: “...”

Who praised you?!!!

First published exclusively on Jinjiang Literature City. Reposting is prohibited.

Theme: Every child has their own unique strengths. No matter what happens, believe that you are the best.

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