Pregnant with the Child of an Interstellar Class-One Criminal

The bonus chapters are back, with new bonus stories and perks now updated! Muah, muah, muah! Also known as *The First Soother in the Galaxy*. Beloved-by-all, 1v1. Couple: A wolf king with a human form who refuses to let anyone see it, a scheming old rogue seme x A cute, clueless little cake uke who honestly did nothing, he just insisted on showing it to me 1. In Star Year 237, the atmosphere was deteriorating by the day, strange illnesses were spreading, and the Federation had been plagued by them for years. The only effective cure discovered so far was the blood of ferocious, violent beasts along the interstellar frontier, but it only worked if drawn while they were in a good mood. To that end, the research institute publicly recruited soothers across the galaxy: there were no requirements at all, as long as you could make the beasts happy. Once hired, the Federation president would personally grant you a title and rank, top-tier stars would take turns celebrating your birthday with you... The annual salary was in the tens of millions, and you would even get a detached seaside villa near the institute, ready to move into. The whole galaxy was desperately tempted! 2. But the beasts were ferocious and dangerous, and every soother who applied had a wild approach of their own. None could even manage to get close to them. Until An Baibai, who looked like he would topple over with a push, came for a trial shift: The tiger big brother who had eaten countless people flopped down on the spot and turned into a giant kitty. The great white shark little brother, who had never spared a soul, tried to learn how to be an affectionate dolphin. The vulture old dad, who wouldn't even spare a corpse, kindly exposed the spot under his wing where blood was easiest to draw... An Baibai had grown up in the slums and couldn't even afford his next meal. Yet he smoothly collected all the blood tubes, each one filled to the brim. “This job doesn't seem that hard. Everyone's so kind.” The researchers: “?” “Kind.” 3. Later, the Wolf King, listed as a top-level criminal across the galaxy, was captured too. An Baibai was then the hottest and most skilled blood collector around, but for the first time he made a mistake at work: the Wolf King's eyes were just too beautiful! He couldn't stop staring. The notorious criminal lounged in front of the little one and met his gaze. “Is this how you spend every day at work, little pervert?” The researchers: “??” This was the first time in Federation history that anyone had heard a beast speak! 4. Later still, An Baibai felt nauseous while drawing blood and dry-heaved a few times. The giant wolf happily thumped his tail. From then on, the research institute had one more subject requiring top-level care. This time, the whole galaxy went: “???” ● The setting is entirely my own, and the novel's own rules take precedence. ● The uke has an ABB-style name. It's not laziness: Shark loves ukes of every personality equally. This little uke starts out less forceful than the other ukes Shark has written, but his name was chosen with care, and he has a fully developed career arc. This is a special treat for anyone who wants to savor the contrast of “King An Baibai” being adorably cute! Shark insists that King An Baibai is absolutely adorable!! Coming soon: *After Awakening, the Cannon Fodder Uke Calls Off the Engagement* Dumping the scumbag seme and getting close to a powerful big shot, 1v1 Couple: A carefree uke who refuses to let anyone ruin his top-tier life and puts happiness first x A smiling tiger seme who's all sunshine when his darling wants to cuddle, but turns into a brooding male ghost in an instant when they don't (not the scumbag seme from the original book) 1. On his way to deliver a change of clothes to his fiance, Song Zhiyu suddenly saw floating comments pass before his eyes: [Honestly, this cannon fodder uke has it pretty rough. If he weren't engaged, he wouldn't have been pushed into looking after the main seme tonight, setting off his miserable life.] As a cannon fodder uke in a melodramatic novel, he'd awakened. Before this, his life had been perfect. An excellent family, parents and an older brother who loved him, outstanding grades and a bright future, plus a childhood friend he'd loved in secret for years, whom he hadn't seen in a long time and to whom he was bound by a childhood betrothal. But he wasn't the protagonist. He was just cannon fodder. The real protagonist was his childhood betrothed, the main character and scumbag seme. In the book, that very night, he slept with the drunken scumbag seme. The next day, the seme pulled up his pants and denied everything, claiming he'd mistaken him for the main uke. But by then, he'd already been diagnosed as pregnant. His parents and brother all told him it was fine, just an accident, and he could have an abortion. His family would take care of everything. But in the book, he threw a fit, threatened suicide, and would rather drop out and fall out with his entire family than leave the scumbag seme. He had the baby, and in the end, he didn't even take the college entrance exams. He'd taken a winning hand and played it terribly. Song Zhiyu was utterly stunned. Who the hell wrote this? Even if he's a side character, you can't treat him like a doormat in a Japanese porno!! No way. He couldn't do this. But before he could even open the bedroom door, the main scumbag seme came out on his own and leaned toward him. “You're here...” Song Zhiyu calmly kicked him back inside. “I'm not here. You saw wrong.” He'd call off the engagement. He'd go home and tell his family tonight! 2. By all rights, he should have left the melodramatic stage to the main seme and uke, and they could all go their separate ways, with nothing to do with one another. But for some reason, the scumbag seme also went crazy. He no longer wanted the main uke, and insisted that since they'd already slept together, Song Zhiyu had to take responsibility and couldn't break off the engagement. The floating comments were furious and hurled abuse at him. Song Zhiyu was furious too. Was this idiot trying to ruin his life?!! So, after being cornered by the scumbag seme for the 108th time and asked why he'd once said he liked him best, Song Zhiyu finally couldn't take it anymore. He started whispering like a devil: “Yeah, I've fallen for someone else. Stop bothering me! My boyfriend will get mad!!” The scumbag seme's eyes reddened. “I don't believe you. Unless you tell me...” “Xu Hechuan! It's Xu Hechuan!!” Song Zhiyu was so fed up with being hounded that he blurted out the name of the biggest boss in the entire book. 3. Xu Hechuan was his older brother's closest friend. His family background and looks were top-notch, but Song Zhiyu had always been scared of him. Whenever he saw Xu Hechuan come home with his brother, he'd go out of his way to avoid him. The man was a smiling tiger with a vicious streak, and supposedly everyone who crossed him was buried. Song Zhiyu thought he could secretly say a couple of things. No one would dare ask him to prove it. Who knew the scumbag seme would go completely nuts? He dragged Song Zhiyu in front of Xu Hechuan and demanded to know when the two of them had gotten together. “...” Song Zhiyu felt like the sky had fallen. He was definitely doomed now. But Xu Hechuan took in the scene, pulled Song Zhiyu's hand over, and meticulously wiped every spot the scumbag seme had touched with a wet tissue. Then, smiling warmly, he said, “Since we were kids. I've been waiting for you to break off your engagement, baby.” Song Zhiyu: “???” 4. Xu Hechuan had always known that his friend's pretty little brother was bewitched and in love with some bleach-blond thug off the street. His best friend had gotten him drunk countless times over it, weeping that their precious little darling was going to be deceived and stolen away. Now the darling had seen the light, abandoned the darkness, and walked right into his arms. So Xu Hechuan figured he could at least help his friend out. At first, Brother Song was endlessly grateful to his best friend for offering himself to rescue his little brother from that bleach-blond thug. But the longer he watched, the more things seemed off. They'd agreed it was all pretend, just go on a date and hold hands, and that was it. How had they ended up kissing, going home together, and planning to get a marriage license? Why was Xu Hechuan going to sleep in his little brother's room?! The overprotective big brother was devastated. “Come on, man, you...” The good news: his little brother hadn't been taken by the scumbag seme. The bad news: he'd been taken by his even more troublesome best friend, sob sob sob. ABO coming soon: *The Top Omega Coveted by the Whole School* A rough, workaholic dog and a beauty, with a size difference, 1v1 Couple: A fiercely devoted, rough, loyal dog of a seme and a pure-love champion x A lofty beauty of an Omega, a career-minded champion and master seducer 1. Shen Ziyu was the undisputed flower on a high mountain at International X High. Smart, beautiful, tall and straight, always first in exams. He came from a poor family but was an exceptional Omega, which meant that if anything happened to him, no one could protect him. He possessed every quality that made people itch to violate him, yet treated everyone with such coldness that he seemed inhuman. No one ever succeeded in confessing to him. Sometimes, if someone went too far, they might earn a look as if he were staring at trash. Then everyone got even more excited! Shen Ziyu knew what those rich young men were thinking and loathed it, but he had no other way out. The school and major he wanted admitted only one student each year. He had to get into the best school and earn the highest GPA. He would do anything for his grades and had never taken a day off or missed class. Everyone knew he was addicted to suppressants and would eventually lose control. They all waited eagerly to see whose arms he'd end up in, and whose body he'd collapse beneath, moaning. What they didn't know was that the flower on the high mountain they all coveted had already found himself a “backup.” Almost every night, he knocked on the door of the roommate next door. 2. His roommate, Zhou Yu, was practically invisible at school. An unremarkable, low-grade Alpha, a big rough workaholic. His rank was so low that everyone assumed he was a Beta. The only thing worth noting about him was that their school assigned dorms by grades. He was consistently second, which was why he could keep living with Shen Ziyu. As for his roommate, who was coveted by the whole school, Zhou Yu liked him too, of course. But he knew better than anyone how hard Shen Ziyu studied, and had enough self-awareness to know he could never measure up. He thought all he could do was watch from afar for the rest of his life. Until one night, Shen Ziyu knocked on his door and said something astonishing: “...Do you want to sleep with me?” Zhou Yu saw the Omega's hands trembling. He smelled impossibly good. Zhou Yu guessed that the suppressant had stopped working and he was on the verge of going into heat, but his cool, clear voice remained calm: “I bought an Alpha pheromone simulation spray. If you don't want to, I'll go find someone else...” Zhou Yu's Adam's apple bobbed. “I want to.” The little rough dog's luck had finally turned. The little rough dog seized his chance! 3. At first, Shen Ziyu also thought Zhou Yu was a Beta. He was quite pleased with this obedient fuck buddy. In bed, Zhou Yu did whatever he was told. Shen Ziyu didn't even need him to finish; once Shen Ziyu had gotten off, he could stop and go right back to working through practice papers and studying. They also made a pact not to let anyone find out. Shen Ziyu planned to dump him after graduation, but he never expected the little rough dog to prove himself so well that he couldn't find an opportunity. When his darling saved money by skipping meals, he learned to cook and fed him. When his darling's rank was too high for a low-grade Alpha to satisfy, he worked hard to differentiate into a top Alpha. When his darling wanted to study abroad, he worked weekends and saved up to pay for it. When he didn't want his darling to keep getting harassed outside, he worked his tail off to become an industry big shot and stand up for him. Even every night, Shen Ziyu would push him until he couldn't take it anymore, his voice shattered into fragments by every thrust: “I told you to be successful, not to excel at this too!” But the rough dog, with his head down and hard at work, only said, “You like it.” [Pure-Love Champion: A champion who excels at making love] Gossip corner: Back in school, the suppressant patch on Shen Ziyu's neck once came off. Every Alpha who saw the bite mark went crazy: Damn it, which little bastard did this?! The whole school launched a manhunt. Everyone swore they'd find the dog who'd secretly bitten Shen Ziyu and tear him to pieces! Until the class reunion n years later. They found the dog who'd snuck a bite, but by then, nobody could do a thing to him. They could only grit their teeth and type “Mr. Zhou and Mr. Shen, 99!” before secretly messaging Shen Ziyu as a group: If you get divorced, remember to call me. Shen Ziyu: “...” Theme: Respect life and protect nature