Can I Copy Your Answers?

A soft, seemingly frail flirt with maxed-out combat skills in public, and a rebellious cool guy who's secretly a pure-hearted puppy in private.

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Completed: Attack Protagonist Short Stories, The Catnip Lure Plan, Hey, I'm the A!

Question: What do you do if your partner doesn't want to live?

Answer: Block every path he could take to die.

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In his past life, Su Chi picked up Pei Tingji by a garbage bin.

When he saw him, the other guy looked pitiful, his watery eyes filled with deadness, like a stray dog.

Su Chi's heart softened, and on a whim, he took him home.

He gave him water, food, and a warm home. He just wanted some company.

But one ordinary afternoon, the stray dog killed himself.

When he opened his eyes again, he was back in high school.

In a narrow alley, the stray dog who had killed himself had a lollipop in his mouth. He was acting like he owned the place, ordering his underlings to beat someone up.

Su Chi: ...Is this seriously the person I'm looking for?

The stray dog glanced at Su Chi.

Tch, he had a baby face. He looked obedient, but who knew how wild he might really be?

The underlings were eager to start a fight.

The stray dog crunched through his candy and turned to leave, not giving Su Chi a second thought.

Su Chi was so mad he laughed.

Su Chi wasn't a good person.

At least, he wasn't as kind as he seemed on the surface.

When he saw Pei Tingji looking cocky and defiant, leaning against a wall and arguing with the dean, he sneered. Then he lowered his eyes, hiding his obsession, and walked past him as if nothing were wrong.

Then... he fell right into the other guy's arms.

"Hey, are you okay?"

Pei Tingji quickly caught the person who was about to fall. The other guy leaned into his arms, and the familiar scent of soap wafted over him. His hand, which had been about to push him away, stopped.

The person in his arms looked a little familiar...

Sure enough, when he looked up, it was the same familiar face.

But what was with that look of fear and trembling voice?!

"Sorry, I didn't see you stick your foot out."

The dean beside them looked down. A foot quickly pulled back.

"Pei Tingji! Your eight-hundred-word disciplinary essay is now a thousand words! Read it aloud at the flagpole next Monday!"

Su Chi trembled, lowered his head, and smiled.

Pei Tingji: ...Could it be that even if my foot was sticking out, I still wouldn't have tripped him?

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Su Chi's beloved was in several pieces. There was nothing for it: Su Chi could only pick them up one by one, then buy some five-yuan superglue downstairs and glue him back together piece by piece.

My Rival Is an ATM

[A silly, sweet romance~]

Shi Lechen was so poor he wished he could make one steamed bun last the whole day.

So when the System told him he could get money every day just by confessing to the person he hated most, he agreed without hesitation.

He'd do anything for money!

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One morning.

Shi Lechen saw Pei Zeyi fresh out of the shower. He lifted his chin, looking cocky, and called out, "Oi, Pei Zeyi!"

Their other roommates looked tense, their eyes shifting between the two of them, afraid they'd grab chairs and start fighting at any moment.

After all, it wouldn't be the first time.

Pei Zeyi lifted his eyelids and looked over coldly.

Shi Lechen put on a fake smile. "I like you, Pei Zeyi."

Pei Zeyi was disgusted. He gripped his towel tighter and tighter, then finally parted his lips and spat out two words: "Idiot."

The air grew tense. A fight seemed imminent, and everyone quietly looked away.

Just then, Shi Lechen's phone chimed.

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Shi Lechen was in a great mood. He smiled, grabbed his book, and hurried out, leaving everyone bewildered.

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One afternoon.

Seeing Pei Zeyi eating, Shi Lechen walked over, patted him on the shoulder, and raised an eyebrow. "What a coincidence, Pei Zeyi."

Hearing that familiar voice, Pei Zeyi's eyelid twitched. Sure enough, just as he expected, the next second Shi Lechen's voice went up an octave.

"Pei Zeyi, I like you so much."

The noisy cafeteria fell silent at once, and everyone turned to look curiously.

Pei Zeyi crunched the bone in his mouth before he could spit it out.

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Hearing that delightful sound, Shi Lechen smiled and was just about to pick up his bowl and leave. Instead, he was suddenly yanked into Pei Zeyi's lap.

Food spilled all over them. In front of everyone, Pei Zeyi gripped Shi Lechen and glared at him with red eyes. "Shi Lechen, if you're sick, go to the hospital."

Shi Lechen grinned. "Looks like you've got pinkeye~ Pei Darling, I suggest you go see a doctor."

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Pei Zeyi: ...He should dig a hole and bury the person sitting on his thigh in it.

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One evening.

Shi Lechen finished his homework and heard the door open. He turned around, saw Pei Zeyi, and gave him a huge smile. "Pei Zeyi, I love you."

Pei Zeyi paused as he closed the door, ran his tongue over his canine, then shut and locked the door before turning to look at Shi Lechen.

Shi Lechen sensed something was wrong and got up to head for the bathroom. But Pei Zeyi was faster. He grabbed Shi Lechen by the wrist and pinned him against the wall.

"Is that so? Then show me just how much you like me."

Breathing grew ragged, the air turned restless.

Throughout it all, the phone chimed happily.

"I was wrong, I really was..."

[Ten yuan received, ten yuan, ten yuan...]

"Pei Zeyi, don't take my pants off!!!!"

[One hundred yuan received, one hundred yuan, one hundred yuan...]

"Wah, Pei Zeyi, I'm straight... Fuck, Pei Zeyi, I'll bite you to death!!!"

[One thousand yuan received, one thousand yuan, one thousand yuan...]

A few things to know before reading:

1. The protagonist is the bottom, the protagonist is the bottom. Don't mix them up. Little Chi is a flirt, strong, and a bit of a poser. The quiet boy can't handle him. (.)

2. No switching or reversing roles. It's my personal preference: they spoil each other. The author is a fan of both protagonists; they're both my own precious sons, and I won't play favorites~ They're perfect for each other.

3. Important! No underage romance. The underage characters are just playing house like kids. Please have healthy values about love. Recommended for readers 18 and up.

4. Enjoy reading~ May all my sweet readers who bookmark this get rich!

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