The Fool Called Me the Wrong Wife Again

1. Qi Xingcha is a fool. Before his grandmother died, someone looked after him, and he was almost like a normal person. But after she died, Qi Xingcha became the village's well-known beggar.

The village children say he has no father or mother, so he deserves to be bullied.

So Qi Xingcha resolves to find himself a pretty mother.

One day, someone comes to the village.

A very delicate-looking "woman."

Qi Xingcha falls for "her" at first sight. That night, he goes to visit, planning to ask if she would be willing to be his mother.

But he happens to walk in on someone bathing, and Qi Xingcha is mistaken for a pervert.

2. Lu Heng is the fake young master who lost the fight for his family's favor and was exiled. When he sees the fake young master who threw down a million just to humiliate him by making him dress as a woman, Lu Heng's resentment reaches its peak.

A million for one time in women's clothes? Who would turn down a deal like that?

To make his way back into the family, Lu Heng puts on a dress.

He never expected that this outfit would attract a fool.

And the fool wants to call him Mom.

A fool of a son has appeared out of nowhere, and Lu Heng avoids him whenever he can.

The fool can't understand anything he says.

3. The village children are always showing off to the fool.

Child A: My mom cooks for me.

The fool wants that, so he goes home at once, staring straight at Lu Heng with wide eyes.

Lu Heng, who has never lifted a finger around the kitchen, reluctantly cooks.

Child B: My mom stays with me until I fall asleep and tells me stories.

The fool wants that too. That night, he takes his pillow and stands outside Lu Heng's door, staring straight at him.

Lu Heng tries to talk him out of it again and again, but to no avail, so he lets him into the room and onto the bed.

Child C: My mom arranged an engagement for me when I was little. Do you know what that means? It means I already have a wife.

The fool still wants that, so he runs home to find Lu Heng.

Lu Heng rubs his forehead. Fine, I'm your wife, all right?

Also known as A Foolish Tree

Content warnings:

1. Foolish top x scheming bottom. Top is 195 cm, bottom is 190 cm.

2. The top gets a happy ending in the extra chapter, but probably not in the main story.

3. The top is not intellectually disabled and can function independently. His mind is simply a little slow, and no one has ever given him specialized training. He will receive medical intervention later and recover.

4. A sweet story with no angst, pure sweetness.

Theme: Life is full of miracles.