An Unorthodox Saintly Father [Quick Transmigration]

At the end of the blurb is the upcoming novel: Dad, Stop Being Greedy! We Can't Spend It All! [You only need to obey the key characters' every instruction. If they want you dead, go die. You must never refuse. Fulfill all their demands, stabilize their mental states, and stop them from going off the deep end!] [Congratulations! Your first mission comes with an exclusive buff: "A saintly daddy's boy is loved by everyone." You possess a unique ability to soothe people. Any key character who makes physical contact with you will have their corruption level lowered by varying amounts.] Remember: [You are a doormat, a saintly daddy's boy. Be good, obedient, kind, and harmless.] [Your mission is to fulfill all their demands.] . 1. [The Pitiful Little Omega Faking a Pregnancy] [The protagonist is your nominal husband. He's a general of Planet A, imprisoned on charges of treason after losing a battle. You are implicated too, and must cooperate with Planet A's supervisory bureau's investigation and uncover the truth that will clear the protagonist's name.] -- Wasn't I the one who bought you? How come now I'm not even allowed to talk to you? -- Sister-in-law, my brother likes you, and I like you too. Aren't we on the same side? Why are you pushing me away? -- Xiao Qiao, you wouldn't want anyone to find out you faked your pregnancy, would you... -- I want us to have a baby together. If you don't want to, I can carry it myself. 2. [The Fallen Master Who Turned to the Demonic Path] Qiao Xia: I went out to bring my rebellious eldest disciple back to the sect. Why is everyone saying I've fallen to the demonic path? -- You only favor Junior Brother. This is the only way I can make you look at me. -- Do we really mean less to you than a traitor? -- Master, come here and put on the demon-binding chains yourself. 3. [The Nouveau Riche at an Aristocratic Academy] [The protagonist is an exceptional student who got into Euston Academy because of his excellent grades. Born poor and of low status, he is bullied by the other aristocrats at the academy. You are an inconspicuous cannon-fodder nouveau riche, an utterly average student. Your mission is to protect the protagonist and get on good terms with the heirs of the Four Great Families, lowering their corruption levels.] -- We bullied him just so we could talk to you. It's the only way you'll pay us any attention. -- Xiao Qiao, what's so great about that poor kid? Don't like him. Look at me, okay? -- Master, I'm your only dog. -- Xia Xia, stay away from inferior dogs. 4. [The Courtesan National Advisor Surrounded by Wolves] [The protagonist is a hostage prince from an enemy country. You are the top courtesan outside the palace, and you need to get close to the protagonist and lower his corruption level.] Qiao Xia: How did the top courtesan get kidnapped and become a decorative national advisor? -- They all want you, but you can only be my empress. -- Thank you for putting on the wedding dress for me. -- Don't get it wrong. Xiao Qiao's marriage partner isn't you, the hostage prince. It's your uncle. -- I don't need you to like me. -- Please, can you like me just a little more? 5. [The Kind Priest Is Meant to Be Overpowered by Monsters] (Two little squiggles) [An epic-level difficulty!] [On the surface, you are a kind and benevolent priest. In secret, you are a cruel monster hunter, and the confession booth conceals a room where monsters are imprisoned. The protagonist is a merperson who has been lost in the human world. Protect yourself, maintain your character, and soothe the protagonist.] -- (Second edit, 20240721) [For straight men to enjoy!!!!] 1. There is no original body. The supervisory bureau fabricated the bottom's identity in each small world. 2. A somewhat twisted bottoming kink. 3. The bottom is a cannon-fodder villain by birth, not a pure saint. He doesn't think he's a good person, is a little sweet on the outside and scheming underneath, and is somewhat clever, but not very! [In red] (A silly sweetheart everyone loves~) This is the blurb for the upcoming novel Dad, Stop Being Greedy! We Can't Spend It All! That year, the Grant family produced two geniuses: an older brother with a gift for business who gave it up to become an artist, and a younger brother who was a scientist, hit his rebellious phase at twenty-two, and got twenty-five piercings all over his body. The brothers were of one mind, and both bound themselves to a System on the same day. The older brother, the God of Wealth who considered money as worthless as dirt, bound himself to the [Spendthrift System]. The younger brother, a straight man who loved scientific research above all else, bound himself to the [Seductress System]. Older brother: Bro, the System says I have to spend a hundred million within a week... Younger brother: Bro, the System says I have to seduce the governor... The System also prophesied that their honest, simple-minded dad was actually a corrupt official who had friends on both sides of the law. If they didn't spend all the money their dad had embezzled, the chief governor would investigate their family in five days, and the whole family would die. Their family would go down in history as "the greatest embezzlers of all time." Brothers: Could their dad have bound himself to a System that screws over his sons? It's fine, bro. Dad can embezzle while we spend! We have bright futures ahead! After that, the older brother tried his best to spend money, but accidentally became obsessed with developing infrastructure. -- "I'm already trying to spend money. Why do I have more and more of it?" -- "Bro, you're supposed to squander it, not make money." The younger brother awkwardly tried to seduce the governor, causing a scene and plenty of laughs. Younger brother: *flirts* Governor: He's been provoking me the whole time. Later... "Bro, what do I do? I think he's actually fallen for me!" The straight man screamed. Younger brother: *just breathing* Governor: He's seducing me. P.S. The older brother is Aiwen, and the younger brother is Yifan. There are some messy one-sided crushes, but both brothers end up with love interests. The world is fictional, the setting is a hodgepodge, and there's no need to scrutinize the titles and forms of address. Theme: Never give up, even when you're in a difficult situation