At the end of the blurb is the upcoming novel, "Dad, Stop Being Greedy! We Can't Spend It All!"
A succubus disguised as a human
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① [The Flirtatious Vampire]
[You are the young master of a vampire family hidden in modern society. You are a shameless playboy who loves dating men. You shower your boyfriends with affection, then kick them to the curb without mercy.
One day, after publicly humiliating a vampire hunter in a bar, you catch the attention of the Hunter Guild's elite hunters.]
② [The Hypocritical Young Lady]
"Your cross-dressing is a little unconvincing, but being a man makes up for it."
[You impersonate the long-lost daughter of a wealthy family, pretending to be kind while actually being hypocritical and vicious. Jealous of your favored younger brother, you pay street thugs to beat him up.
Because your older brother doesn't like you, you fear he'll kick you out after inheriting the family fortune. So you spread rumors that he has feelings for you, ruining his reputation and costing him his inheritance.]
③ [The Greedy Street Punk]
[You're a nasty little street punk who's weak but loves acting tough. You fall for a scumbag and, to earn money for him, threaten random passersby with a pocketknife and demand protection money.
You meet a kind university professor and exploit his compassion to trick him into adopting you. He also has an adopted son who knows your true intentions. The son hates you and does everything he can to expose you.]
④ [The Vicious Young Master]
[You're the Sect Master's beloved biological son. You hate your strict senior brother, so you frame the senior brother, who cultivates the Ruthless Dao, and make him fall into demonic cultivation. He is driven from the sect as a result.
The Sect Master returns from his travels with a new, exceptionally gifted junior brother. Jealous of the junior brother's talent, you poison his pills, destroying his spiritual roots and turning a prodigy into a waste.]
⑤ [The Jealous Bad Alpha]
[You're an alpha who likes bullying betas and alphas stronger than you. You turn them into omegas, then destroy their glands. To prove you're the strongest and most charming alpha, you compete with other alphas for their omegas.
You think they're all afraid of you, but in truth, they're indulging you while waiting for the chance to join forces and get revenge, paying you back for everything you ever did to them.]
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[READ THIS AS A STRAIGHT GUY!!!!!!]
1. The protagonist has no original body. He's a lovable, delicate, and pretty fool, a charming fan favorite who cries easily and recovers just as quickly, with a little cleverness, but not much.
2. The love interest is split into multiple versions. The protagonist has lots of dogs and is dedicated to giving every dog a home (not really).
3. A brainless wish-fulfillment story. Some scenes are pretty twisted, with a dark, dominant vibe.
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Here's the blurb for the upcoming novel, "Dad, Stop Being Greedy! We Can't Spend It All!":
The Grant family had two geniuses that year. One was the artistic older brother, who had an extraordinary talent for business but gave it up to pursue literature. The other was the scientist younger brother, who entered his rebellious phase at twenty-two and got twenty-five piercings all over his body.
The brothers were of one mind, and both bound themselves to a System on the same day.
The older brother, the God of Wealth who regarded money as dirt, bound himself to the [Spendthrift System].
The younger brother, a straight guy who loved scientific research above all else, bound himself to the [Seductive Consort System].
Older brother: Bro, the System says I have to spend a hundred million in a week...
Younger brother: Bro, the System says I have to seduce the Chief Executive...
The System also made a prediction: their honest, good-natured dad was actually a corrupt official with influence in both the legitimate and criminal worlds. If they didn't spend all the money their dad had embezzled, the Chief Executive would investigate their family in five days, and the whole family would die. They would go down in history as "the most corrupt family ever."
Brothers: Could Dad have bound himself to a System that screws over his sons?
It's fine, bro. Dad can embezzle while we spend! We've got a bright future ahead of us!
After that, the older brother tried his best to spend money, but accidentally became obsessed with infrastructure development.
- "I'm already trying to spend money. Why does it keep multiplying?"
- "Bro, you're supposed to squander it, not make money."
The younger brother clumsily tried to seduce the Chief Executive, embarrassing himself and causing plenty of laughs.
Younger brother: *flutters his eyelashes*
Chief Executive: He's challenging me.
Later...
"Bro, what do I do? I think he's actually fallen for me!"
The straight guy screamed.
Younger brother: *just breathes*
Chief Executive: He's seducing me.
P.S. The older brother is A Wen, and the younger brother is Yi Fan. There are some messy one-sided crushes, but both brothers get romantic partners. The setting is a fictional world with a jumble of elements, so don't read too much into titles and forms of address.
Theme: No matter what kind of trap you find yourself in, never bow your head to hardship.
Dear author, will there be any extras? I really can't bear to leave Xiao Jin.
Is this how you deceive my baby? [Spread hands]
The cutest little guy in the world
Hahahahahahaha
Oh, the poor old version of Alpha Dog [Cai Dog] [Cai Dog] [Cai Dog]
Can you elaborate on how to spend that love period?[][][]
Looks good, looks good, looks good.
I finally collected a set of illustrations 😚😚😚
It's over. . . Lost
Ah... I feel so good after reading it.