It's Hard to Get a Wolf to Bite

[Tsundere, clueless top x blunt, clueless bottom]

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[This is a story about a man devoted to the ruthless path patiently teaching his wife how to force him to love her, then completely forgetting his roots.]

As the renowned Lord Jinghong of the cultivation world, Qi Qiuying loves neither men nor women, only cultivation. He is the only person in his sect with any chance of mastering the Ruthless Path, and the odds on him are the best.

After surviving a tribulation, his divine arts reached their peak and his cultivation became complete. At the same time, everyone in the sect discovered that Lord Jinghong's vow of ruthlessness had been broken! Who broke the immortal lord's vow? Who made them lose so much money?

Lord Jinghong himself swore to search the entire cultivation world and find the ugly man who had broken his vow while he was weak and vulnerable after his tribulation!!

Worst of all, the man claimed to be a male wolf who had to seek out a female wolf during mating season. He wore a wolf's head to hide his face the whole time, and Qi Qiuying never saw what the culprit looked like, even when they parted.

Three months later, the sect hosted guests from every direction. Lord Jinghong left the feast in low spirits, only to come across a handsome young man bathing by the water.

He asked, baffled, “Why are you bathing here in broad daylight?”

The young man replied, “I have to get clean before I look for a female wolf.”

Qi Qiuying: “???”

At last, he had found the culprit who had made him break his vow. Burning with rage, he was about to kill the man to keep him quiet when the young man slowly emerged from the water, revealing a slightly rounded belly.

The young man rubbed his stomach and asked in distress, “Can two male wolves have a wolf pup?”

Qi Qiuying froze. He put his drawn sword away again.

Qi Qiuying: “No. People can't give birth to wolves.”

The young man paused. “Then we'll have to get rid of it.”

Qi Qiuying: “You wouldn't dare!”

He stopped arguing with the strange young man and carefully looked after the pregnant man.

In the eighth month, the young man went out with his belly swollen and got into a fight. Just like that, their little wolf pup was miscarried.

Qi Qiuying, with a question mark over his head: Why would he miscarry at eight months? Shouldn't it be a premature birth?

At the same time, the young man woke from his sleep, recovered his memories, and calmly told him that he was the young lord of Miaojiang. He had accidentally been poisoned by a gu, which had caused him to lose his memory. The only cure was dual cultivation with someone. The pregnancy was fake, and so was the little wolf pup. How could a man give birth to a wolf?

The young man said sadly, “You've been so kind to me. I must repay you. Since you resent me for breaking your Ruthless Path, I won't appear before you again.”

He left a letter, unilaterally declared their relationship over, and vanished without a trace.

Qi Qiuying: ?

Word spread through the cultivation world that, on the third day after Lord Jinghong turned dark, he stormed Miaojiang alone, abducted its young lord, and declared that he would have a litter of little wolf pups with him.

[Notes]

1. Told from the top's perspective, 1v1, both virgins. Strong leads who dote on each other. My own cultivation-world setting, so don't expect scholarly accuracy.

2. No childbirth. The wolf nobleman fakes a pregnancy to win favor, and Lord Jinghong is completely smitten.

3. No switching or reversing the pairing. Not recommended for readers with extreme character preferences.

4. Everyone's mental state is completely unhinged.

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