[Genshin Impact] How to Save Yourself After the Anemo Archon Takes an Interest in You

After completing his mission, Jiang Yubai left the apocalyptic world. But who could have guessed that the System would fail at the most crucial moment? Neither man nor System knew where they'd been sent. Jiang Yubai had just beaten the Zombie King and saved the world, thinking he could finally retire: “…” The useless System wailed, “Aaaah! Host, stop hitting me! I really don't know where we are! X﹏X” Then what good are you?! From the start, Jiang Yubai found himself in a frozen wasteland, armed with nothing but a knife and a gun, and had to survive in the wilderness. Wind Sprite Venti: Want to put your faith in me? I'm really powerful! Jiang Yubai: No thanks. I'm not superstitious. Decarabian: A human actually managed to hurt me. Interesting. Jiang Yubai: …That doesn't give you the right to capture me. Thanks. Zhongli: Young friend, you aren't from around here, are you? Tartaglia: It's been ages since I had such a satisfying fight! Let's go again, my friend! After some time passed. The System panicked: “H-Host! Why have they all gone crazy and twisted? Why are all these men falling for you?! Run, he's coming, ” How should I know? You useless System, did you bring me to this world full of gods and nonsense just to screw me over? Jiang Yubai was completely stunned and terrified. His body went rigid as another person's warmth pressed against his back, an arm firmly circling his waist. A familiar voice came from beside his ear: “Ehe, don't even think about getting away~” The voice still had the same old lilt, but a god's gaze had him locked down from every direction. There was no escape. Sensing danger, Jiang Yubai fell silent for a moment. He lowered his eyes to his limbs, already bound soundlessly by the wind, and struggled to get the words out: “I… I'm straight…” “Mm-hm. So?” “…” H-Help Also known as *Failed to Escape, Captured Instead*, *Well, I Can't Outrun the Wind. Guess I'll Behave*, *Help! Who Knew the Wind Sprite Would Become the Anemo Archon?!*, and *…Why Is Blackened Venti Still Chasing Me?!* Reader's guide: ★ The top is Venti. ★ This isn't a lore-accurate story. It has lots of original plot and headcanons. No unsolicited writing advice. Since I don't know what bothers you, please just drop the story without telling me. You can't please everyone. ★★ Venti's personality goes off the rails and he turns dark later in the story. Warning, warning, pay attention! ★★ - Upcoming: *[Genshin Impact] Reincarnated as a Cat and Cling to Venti* Synopsis: Ji Ming woke up one day to find that the sky had fallen: he had turned into a cat. Before he could mourn his miserable fate, he tried to stand up and immediately collapsed, his legs splayed in all directions. They wouldn't obey him. What the hell, he didn't even know how to walk on cat legs! Ji Ming cursed and swore, but all that came out was: “Meow!” A soft laugh came from the tree. Ji Ming froze and mechanically looked up. His dream boyfriend, Venti, was munching on a red apple, watching him with a smile and his head tilted. Ji Ming perked up in an instant, eyes shining. He launched himself forward like a hungry wolf… and crashed into the tree. Venti: Hahaha! Ji Ming: Just wait. Once I've figured out how to use this new body, I'll come for you. He roamed Mondstadt's streets and alleys, searching everywhere for that flash of green, and became a regular at the tavern. By acting cute, Ji Ming got plenty of people to take him in as their cat. After becoming a cat, he mastered the art of luring and seducing humans, even though he wasn't good for much else. The first thing he did after obtaining an Electro Vision was accidentally singe all his fur, turning himself into a hairless cat. Later, something unexpected happened. Ji Ming was rolling onto his back to seduce the Traveler when he suddenly turned into a human… and was completely naked. Before Ji Ming could feel embarrassed, the wind wrapped around him and whisked him away. By the time he realized what was happening, Venti was holding him in his arms, looking dangerous. “Who were you trying to seduce just now?” Already so happy to be held by his beloved that his head was spinning, Ji Ming kissed Mondstadt's Anemo Archon before he could think twice. Theme: Potential is limitless. With effort, anything is possible.