[Genshin Impact Crossover] About My Reincarnation as a Slime in Teyvat

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Unlucky office worker Mikami Satoru is ambushed by robbers on his way home from work. When he opens his eyes again, he has transmigrated into the lowest-ranking monster on the continent of Teyvat: a Slime?!

The System in his head, which calls itself the "Deputy Great Sage," tells him that although he's pathetically weak as a Slime right now, completing the System's missions will let him grow stronger step by step, regain his human form, marry a beautiful rich woman, and reach the peak of his Slime career!

"Uh... I mean, giving me a mission this ridiculously difficult right out of the gate? There's no way I can finish it!"

The frail, helpless Slime bursts into tears, trembling pitifully.

[Please have confidence in your personal charm. You can definitely do this! Besides, other worlds are dangerous. If you're just an ordinary Slime, someone might turn you into a chilled drink.]

To stay alive, the transmigrator embarks on a grueling journey of diligently completing missions in another world!

With the Deputy Great Sage's guidance and their own tireless efforts, they go on to achieve the following:

Become good friends with a mighty dragon, and receive a name from their friend.

(Morax: As long as you're happy.)

Save the poor goblin clan and become their leader.

(Actually a group of scrawny humans: If my lord says so, there must be a deeper meaning.)

Build a peaceful nation with their companions.

(Liyue: 6)

Gain a beautiful assistant and a secretary who is a skilled cook.

(Guizhong, Marchosius: Don't just make yourself somebody else's boss!)

And meet their fated person, a masked beauty who's strong yet tragic!

(Xiao: ...)

Conquer far and wide, expanding the nation's borders.

(The Archons: Don't come any closer!)

Grow overwhelmingly powerful and form the Eight-Star Demon Lords with seven others.

(The Seven: Yes, we have seven divine seats, but eight of us are gods. Tired smile.jpg.)

In the bright morning sunlight, Rimuru, his entire Slime self nestled in the arms of his fated person, gazed out at the thriving nation and uttered a fateful sigh.

Today is another beautiful day!

P.S.:

[In bold red: This idiot author's writing is extremely amateurish, and the whole thing is written in plain, simplistic language. The romance is awkward, the characters may be OOC or heavily changed, the plot is slow and drawn out, and there are lots of cringey chuunibyou scenes and an inescapable self-indulgent vibe. Please be careful and steer clear if that's not your thing. If anything feels off, run and don't waste money reading the paid chapters. Even after going premium, the author still writes pretty poorly. I'm truly sorry, and thank you all for your support.]

1. The CP is a certain fated person.

2. The inspiration and some of the settings come from That Time I Got Reincarnated as ●●●. Not having read it won't really affect your enjoyment; you can catch up on the relevant parts in the author's notes.

3. Rimuru's characterization is based on the anime, with a few spoilers from the novels and manga.

4. Some details from the anime and game may be changed, and there are plenty of personal additions. Please be careful if this isn't your thing.

Come check out the new story I'm collecting interest for (ง°3°)ง

Can I Get Health Insurance After Gin Kills Me Three Times from the Start?

Blurb 1

As a monster whose diet consists of humans, I received the highest praise from my elders the moment I was born.

"This one's no ordinary creature. Given time, he'll have his prey eating out of his hand!" Something like that, anyway.

Just kidding. Did you think I actually believed them?

I did.

With my confidence through the roof, I couldn't wait to go on my first hunt.

I found my ideal prey.

Long silver-white hair flowed like moonlight, and deep green eyes were like the finest jade.

At just one glance, my stomach, I mean, my heart, opened itself to him forever.

There was no time to wipe away the hungry drool at the corner of my mouth. Without the slightest hesitation, I charged straight at him...

And so began my many and varied attempts to get myself killed...

The first time, a bullet blew a hole in my forehead.

No problem, I could still survive.

The second time, a Porsche turned me into a pile of meat.

No problem, I could still be saved.

The third time, he doused my body in liquor and set it on fire...

Wait, calm down. Let's talk this out! #$%?...

After barely surviving with my beloved doge's help, I developed full-blown human PTSD. I hid at home every day, scraping by on electronics and my dog's charity, eating like a pauper and avoiding meat altogether. I became the undisputed good-for-nothing.

Then one day, my uncle couldn't stand it anymore and kicked me out. Dragging my body along and bringing my beloved dog with me, I moved to a place called Beika Town...

Blurb 2

Ten years ago, in a small town in America, after squeezing every last bit of usefulness out of a monster, Kurosawa Jin calmly set a fire. Ignoring the shrill, ghostlike wails behind him, he fled into the night without looking back.

Ten years later, on the streets of Japan, he had become Gin and encountered that monster again.

No one knows what happened that day. But some time later, a newcomer named [Yule Gary] rose to fame in the Organization, making his mark and earning a codename with astonishing speed.

"He's a monster! There's no emotion in his eyes!"

"No human could possibly do that!"

"He got promoted through connections, didn't he?! I saw him with Boss Gin at a bar myself, and they weren't even trying to hide it!"

Did something strange just slip in there?

Yule, who only wanted to earn a living, said, "So what if I'm working for my enemy? It's no big deal."

But when did my boss and enemy become close enough to share a bed? Get away from me! Don't you have your own place?

And what's with the great detective, the perpetually squinting guy, the dark-skinned undercover agent, and the Japanese police officer who keep popping up out of nowhere? I swear, nobody's forcing me to do anything!

*

The monster stared straight into his eyes, those lifeless gray eyes empty of everything. Their wet, suffocating kiss was rough and carried a sharp, bloody sweetness. In a daze, something soft and slick wound around his pale ankles, forearms, knuckles, and even his throat, as a suggestive flush spread across his scarred skin.

In his fading consciousness, Kurosawa Jin regretted it once again.

Little skit

Yule: By the way, does working for the Organization get you social insurance and a housing fund?

Gin: ?

Yule: I wonder if getting killed by my boss three times counts as a work injury... What? They don't even provide social insurance and a housing fund? Won't that break the boss's employees' hearts? What a wicked capitalist, the eternal enemy of the working class!

Gin: Maybe you should be the boss instead...

Gin: Wait, you're actually going to do it?!

P.S.

1. A weirdly dark little sweet treat, with just a touch of horror (probably?). The protagonist comes from an obscure game. Although he's supposed to eat humans, he really does eat them. His human PTSD flares up and forces him to change his diet.

2. The CP is Gin! Boss Gin, the manliest of men, is just made to be shipped by me (prostrates).

3. He's a real member of the Black Organization, but this is the version where he schemes to seize power, turn the tables, and succeeds.

4. Quietly kicking the Police Academy Group's character deaths aside (don't ask how a Black Organization protagonist does it. If the author says he can, he can!).

5. Any OOC is my fault.

Theme: Chance weaves the Book of Fate