After transmigrating to Teyvat, Shen Xing was thrilled to return to her old hobby: writing fanfiction about couples.
And so, someone with the pen name "Ajiu" became the target of everyone's ire. They swore they'd find out who he was and ask how he dared write such boring nonsense!
The plan was simple: find him and teach him a good lesson, so he'd learn not to spread rumors about people like them (clenching fists).
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One day, Zhongli was listening to music and drinking tea when he overheard the people at the next table discussing the love-hate entanglement between Rex Lapis and his subordinate, the yaksha Xiao. Thoroughly bewildered, he asked around until he got his hands on a copy of the novel. After reading it, Rex Lapis himself, Zhongli, was left speechless...
The bard came over after hearing about it and laughed without restraint.
Zhongli's expression darkened.
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Shen Xing chewed on her pen, deep in thought. What should she write next?
Then she glanced out the window and spotted a certain bard sitting across from the retiree Zhongli. Inspiration struck. Her pen scratched across the page, and the corners of her mouth curved higher and higher.
She'd almost forgotten. There were still two major characters she hadn't written about.
Hehe. The Anemo Archon was Venti, and the Geo Archon was Zhongli. Shen Xing was fearless enough to rip away all their secret identities and write them a passionate love story.
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Some time later...
Shen Xing trembled as she looked up at the approaching Venti. "Don't come any closer. I won't do it again, I swear. Please let me go."
Venti brushed his fingers over the strings of his lyre and opened his meaningful green eyes. "Really? I don't believe you. Tell me... how are you going to compensate Zhongli and me for our emotional distress?~"
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Venti: "Write. Why did you stop? Have you run out of inspiration? Do you need the best bard in all the world to help you find it again?"
Shen Xing was forced to lean over the desk. Her hand, clutching the pen, was caught in his grasp. She was so flustered she couldn't speak for a long moment.
Wasn't Venti supposed to be the gentlest, easiest person to talk to? Liar! This plot is a total lie!
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Och-Kan: Even if my flesh falls away, even if my bones decay, even if my soul falls into a prison from which no one ever returns, I must never abandon "hope"... Because it is the only treasure that person left me.
When the novel reached Natlan, Och-Kan heard passersby discussing its contents. He couldn't sleep a wink. Wasn't the story in that novel about him and that person?!
He really had come back. He hadn't been lying to him. I have to find him, and then... hide him in my dragon's lair.
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Welcome to the spectacular serial drama:
Sleep with an old friend at the drop of a hat.
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● Weibo: @Feng Qingjiu. Character cards for Venti and Shen Xing have been uploaded.
Reader's guide:
1. The cover and character cards were commissioned by the author. Shen Xing's current youthful appearance plus her divine outfit (?) will have to do.
2. Shen Xing is Xbalanque, the first Pyro Archon (version 5.2 story).
3. Och-Kan has a one-sided crush on Shen Xing and is completely devoted to her, though he's also quite unhinged. Multiple characters have one-sided crushes on the protagonist (all characters have a one-sided crush on the protagonist; the ending is a one-on-one pairing with Venti).
4. The protagonist writes all kinds of pairings, but they don't make up much of the story. There are no secondary couples in the main story.
5. Expect melodramatic love stories (emphasis!), the two Archons panicking and running away after their secret identities are exposed, and... the comic spectacle of Shen Xing being caught and left helpless and pitiful.
6. The worldbuilding is entirely my own!!! Some plot points are made up (important). Any OOC is my fault; the characters belong to miHoYo.
7. Please don't flame me, no writing advice, and please go easy on me. No need to tell me if you drop the story.
Coming soon: The Demon King Has a Peculiar Fetish
As the "princess" the Demon King vowed to kidnap, Zhu Yu resolves to become stronger. In a fit of anger, he puts on a secret identity as a knight who will slay the Demon King. He swears to protect the earth-shattering secret that the princess is a man, then sets out on a perilous journey to save his own life.
He finds the Demon King.
He sneaks into the Demon King's territory.
...The assassination fails, and the Demon King drags him straight to bed.
The Demon King, rumored to kill without blinking, really does kill without blinking, and he has a peculiar fetish, too.
"Are you the hero from the prophecy?" the Demon King asks slowly, rubbing Zhu Yu's chin. Fresh blood stains his face.
Demon King: "You came to kill me?"
Demon King: "The hero looks good. You're exactly my type. Serve me well, and I'll spare your life."
Zhu Yu's face turns white with fright.
[The prophecy says that the Demon King will be subdued by a human hero.]
The whole continent eagerly awaits the hero's arrival, hoping he will kill the cruel, violent Demon King and put an end to their days of fear and oppression.
But not long after the prophecy appears, the Demon King openly seizes the magic stone that records the hero's appearance.
Everyone looks horrified, fearing that the bloodthirsty Demon King will find the human hero and kill him before his time.
In the still of the night,
The Demon King stares obsessively at the human image projected by the magic stone. Like a lustful fiend, he handles his own body with unsatisfied longing. His voice is tender and suggestive. "Hero... Ha... Who cares about some hero? From now on, he's mine."
What they don't know is that...
The Demon King watches the magic stone recording the human hero's appearance day and night. After hundreds of years of celibacy, he wanted to take this person for himself the moment he laid eyes on him. He'd become completely obsessed.
Then he sees that "princess," but unfortunately, her gender is wrong.
It doesn't matter, the Demon King thinks coldly.
First, he'll kidnap that princess, then force the old king to have another child. If she looks so much like him, then her older brothers can't be the one. It must be a younger brother.
The hero he's been dreaming of will be born soon.
In the end, the human hero really did subdue the Demon King.
But it wasn't that kind of subduing.
Zhu Yu's rear end was left sore.
The whole magical continent rejoiced. Rumor had it the Demon King had reformed!
Theme: You need to have dreams. Work hard, and they'll come true.
Hahahahahahahaha, maybe it's because he wrote that Wendy is 0, so Wendy gave him an A. Hahahahaha, I laughed to death.
It's so funny that Xingxing's writing has the feeling that I have never practiced it or seen too many side projects [dog head]
I'm a VIP customer, what can't I see?
Hey hey hey! Big, awesome! ! [Pitiful]
What lights are you turning on? Bring me the high beam! ! !
"Standing noodles" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ Nuo noodles
But when I saw Wendy being made to cry... (I don't know if I was pretending, but) (Don't cry, don't cry! Baby, I can do anything for you——)
I'm coming, I'm coming—(Bohai Wendy, hello (moves eyes)
Hahahahahahaha, actually the spoilers are pretty good, but I feel a little bit uncomfortable just forgetting about them after reading them.
Hahahahahahahaha, one or two of you here can't even think about running away. Hahahahaha, we will die together! !