Help! My Crush Can Read Minds

[A goofy story that’s sleazy, but with just a tiny hint of true love] With the college entrance exams approaching, the high school seniors came up with all sorts of ways to relieve the pressure of studying. Xiang Di was no exception, though her way of unwinding was... rather unusual. Fantasizing about her crush, in the sleazy version. The top student in their grade and the school’s resident ice prince, Bai Jiangxin. - Fantasizing made Xiang Di happy, and her mock exam scores shot up. She had no idea her crush could hear people’s thoughts, or that her sleazy fantasies were keeping him awake all night and making his mock exam scores plummet. Finally, one day, Bai Jiangxin could take no more. He tossed aside his pen and went over to Xiang Di’s desk. The girl had a sweet, harmless-looking face. She blinked, her pretty features full of innocence. “Did you need something, Bai?” Bai Jiangxin said, “Let’s talk.” “Ah, isn’t that a little inappropriate?” The girl looked wary. “What if the teacher thinks we’re dating before the exams?” Dating before the exams? She had the nerve to say that? Bai Jiangxin’s mouth twitched. In her head, he’d already made her cry countless times. Later, Bai Jiangxin realized she really was a great prophet. -Aloof beauty who seems chaste but is actually intense in bed x sleazy cutie who’s dirty-minded but gets shy when things turn real -Your cool, aloof, tsundere boys are born to be thoroughly won over by straightforward sweet girls Content warnings: *This is a kink-focused novel, and the author’s tastes may not suit every reader. I can only promise that I had fun writing it. It may make a lot of people cringe. Everyone has different tastes, so please be understanding~ *The prose and style are over-the-top and vulgar, with lots of crude jokes. Please think twice if you can’t handle characters with vulgar thoughts. *The male lead is sharp-tongued and sarcastic. Avoid this if you can’t handle him making fun of the heroine, or if you’re uncomfortable with him reading her mind and exposing her private thoughts. *They only fantasize before the college entrance exams. They don’t date. *Please don’t make gender-swapped comments like “If the heroine were a man, he’d be a sleazy pervert.” Our girl is genuinely wonderful apart from being sleazy! *Neither pure romance nor pure sleaze: sometimes very sleazy, sometimes very romantic. It’s a complicated mix. - The blurb’s original joke has been screenshotted and archived. Theme: Study hard and keep improving