How Did You Marry My Uncle?

The simplified Chinese edition has been contracted for publication. For updates, see Weibo @Jinjiang Dunshusheng. *The title is from the second male lead’s point of view. (Coming soon: Alien Species Domestication Manual. See my author page!) A high-morality-at-first, then anxious, possessive, and sinister male lead × an honest, pitiful heroine who only wants to complete her mission but gets haunted by the male lead like a ghost 1. Li Tangli is always a minor character, a cannon-fodder character in someone else’s story. Whether before or after she transmigrates, she is humble and ordinary. She struggles through life just like the weary masses, no different from anyone else. So she doesn’t deserve the love of a favored child of heaven, nor the dazzling romance of the story’s hero and heroine. Is that really true? 2. When they first meet, Gu Zhi looks scornfully at the woman who has seduced his nephew into fooling around. He despises Li Tangli’s gaudy makeup and poor acting. Later, on a rainy night, she is dressed lightly and once again gets abandoned halfway by her nephew, whose moods are impossible to predict. Gu Zhi drives over. In the beam of his headlights, the girl’s thin back trembles in the rain. Her eyes are red as she looks at him, helpless and miserable, once again, as always. He tries with all his might to resist this immoral stirring of his heart, yet again and again he can’t help thinking If Li Tangli is only trying to climb the social ladder, why can’t I be the one she climbs up to? . Reader advisory: 1. The heroine has had previous partners, the male lead hasn’t. The heroine is ordinary in both appearance and personality, with no particular talents. She’s simply an honest person. 2. By the time the hero and heroine get together, the second male lead and heroine have already broken up. 3. This is entirely a collection of my own terrible kinks: an honest heroine paired with a perverted hero, so you can imagine the kind of story it’ll be. In the middle and later parts, the hero thinks he’s the other man, so his personality gradually gets worse and he does some extreme things. Please take note and drop the story if you can’t accept that. 4. A short story. I’ll write as much as I can, most likely under 200,000 characters. Next up: Alien Species Domestication Manual .An inhuman male lead with no humanity × a cowardly, honest heroine 1. Cheng Moli is an older unmarried woman. She’s introverted and unremarkable, working as an office clerk at a small company. At twenty-nine, under pressure from her family, she impulsively marries her current husband. To be frank, her husband is handsome and generous with money. For an ordinary woman like her, it’s a pretty good deal. But Moli feels that her husband has become a little strange since they married. His movements are mechanically precise, his skin seems not to feel pain, and his face is always expressionless in bed. One night, she suddenly wakes up. Turning her head, she sees her husband lying behind her with his eyes open, staring straight at her. Her husband seems unable to understand the terror in her eyes, mistaking her heavy breathing for an invitation. His cold hand slips into her clothes. “Would you like to do it again?” The man asks in a completely flat voice. ...Is her husband really human? 2. Saines is the head of the intelligence agency on the planet Tanluota. It loses a power struggle over the tree core to a group of ambitious rivals. As punishment, it is temporarily exiled to Earth, a planet with a civilization below Level One, to investigate Earth’s intelligent life and reassess its civilization level. It is bored. To ensure a smooth return home once its mission is complete, Saines disguises itself as a human man and dutifully takes a wife. “Wife” means partner. A partner has low social standing and is not worth researching. Yet the descriptions of its “wife” in Saines’s work logs grow more and more frequent. [Observation specimen W026, identity changed to wife. Wife is physiologically fragile.] [Wife is human, female, carbon-based life. Limbs are slender, mouth is pink, body is soft. However, she must not be stretched, bent, or squeezed too much. Do not apply force exceeding 6 angsi.] [The human method of □□ is boring. First attempt failed. Since the reproductive and excretory openings are close together, I confused them. Wife was very angry. Wife dislikes my expression.] [Correction: tears do not necessarily indicate pain.] [Wife often solicits sex. She is addicted to □□.] [Wife has discovered my identity.] [Wife said she wants us to separate. I refused. A new partner of unknown characteristics would affect the stability of the experiment and hinder completion of the mission. I want her to cooperate. Wife resisted, so I revealed my true form to soothe her.] [Used my original form to □□. Wife cried with happiness.] [Another human male, M076, has fallen in love with Wife.] [Wife does not need to go outside. I can feed and bathe her.] [Wife has escaped. Why did you leave me, Moli?] [M076 stole her. I found traces of the biological residue left behind by that bastard.] … [Moli says she doesn’t love me. I don’t need love. I need Moli.] Reader advisory: 1. My take on an honest heroine: a curvy, sensual married woman. She has a weak personality, but if she’s pushed too far, she’ll go mad with red-rimmed eyes. My kink is still picking on honest people. It’s awful, but I can’t help it. Sorry. 2. The male lead is wholly nonhuman, with unconventional sexual tastes and no concept of love or morality. He’s an alien species wearing human skin, with an intensely uncanny, almost-human feel. His true form is neither human-shaped nor a normal animal. 3. The details are still being worked out and may change when I start posting. Theme: Love isn’t idealizing the other person, but making the ideal your other person.