Players Are Mentors, Not the Fourth Calamity!

Yun Miao downloaded a game called “Path of Cultivation Simulator.” Character stats: Physique 1, spiritual root potential 1, comprehension 999! For cultivators, the most important things have always been cultivation techniques, spirit pills, magical treasures, and all the countless resources people coveted. Yet, on the Stairway to Heaven and within the Heart-Questioning Formation, a young woman sat in meditation for three days and nights before declaring, “I cultivate not to become an immortal, but to seek the Dao. If I can hear the Dao in the morning, I can die content that evening!” In an instant, an enormous tide of spiritual energy swept in. She became the last disciple accepted by the Xuantian Sect that year, and went from an ordinary mortal to the Qi Refining stage on the spot! The sect leader of the Xuantian Sect was overjoyed to take her as his personal disciple, thinking he’d struck gold. Little did he know he’d picked up a menace. Shocking! Why is the sect leader’s direct disciple living off garbage? Terrifying! Why is this young woman handing flowers to people of every age and gender? Who is she in love with?! Who’s bold enough to challenge the guardian flood dragon with a broken sword? Who’s crawling around in the dark in the middle of the night, scaring all the disciples into screaming together? And who’s threatening to hang herself with a belt outside someone else’s door?! * In the game, Yun Miao puts on a dazzling show and advances her cultivation entirely through sudden enlightenment. Along the way, she becomes a lecturer who understands human nature, showering sword immortals, Buddhist disciples, immortal maidens, demonesses, and Demon Venerables with inspirational pep talks. Countless NPCs are spiritually transformed, achieve sudden enlightenment out of nowhere, and willingly join her ranks, honoring her as their leader. And so she becomes the supreme Dao Venerable! Yun Miao logs off, satisfied, only to learn that the real world has undergone a spiritual qi revival. Countless great powers who had been dormant for tens of thousands of years have awakened, and are now shouting before her, “We welcome the Dao Venerable back!” Yun Miao: ???! As usual, this is a feel-good comedy full of satisfying moments. If you like it, please add it to your collection! * Here’s a preview of my upcoming novel, “I Really Only Want to Be a Teacher [Book Transmigration].” After Yun Yue dies suddenly, she transmigrates into a cultivation novel she’s read. Bad news: she’s been sold to the Demon Realm. Good news: she remembers the plot and has a versatile teacher System that lets her draw random teacher identity cards. And so, a powerful female cultivator with a passion for taking disciples appears in the Demon Realm. Sometimes she’s a siren, teaching her disciples to enchant people with dance. Sometimes she’s a musician, teaching her disciples to kill with music. Sometimes she’s a master thief, teaching her disciples how to pick pockets. Sometimes she’s a miracle doctor, teaching her disciples how to save lives and take them. She’s also a master chef, able to cook delicacies that make evil spirits weep. She’s a top assassin, able to infiltrate the demonic cult and silently kill its elders. She’s a street performer, able to lead her disciples in an elaborate deception that fools the entire Demon Realm. She throws the entire Demon Realm into turmoil, and everyone is looking for her. * Yun Yue’s first disciple is Li Chengfeng, a wayward young man who says that, in the chaotic Demon Realm, he wants to be a good person. Yun Yue is deeply moved and vows to teach him well and guide this lost lamb onto the right path. Then she draws a card: Ding! Master Thief Card. She draws again: Ding! Assassin Card. A third time: Ding! Siren Card. Yun Yue: … What are these teacher identity cards with every vice under the sun? I’d rather jump off a cliff and die than lead my students astray! Later, while others have students scattered far and wide, she has demon brats everywhere. Yun Yue: I’m guilty. QAQ Later still, the demon brats gather around her and make her the supreme ruler of the Demon Realm. The leader of the demonic cult, Li Chengfeng, kneels on one knee by her throne, rubbing his face against her hand. Smiling, he says, “Master, please be kind to me.” Yun Yue: I swear I never taught him that! As usual, this is a feel-good comedy full of satisfying moments. If you like it, please add it to your collection~ Mwah~ Theme: Reflect regularly and cleanse your mind, and you’ll come to appreciate life’s beauty.