Neon High School Simulator

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[Your hidden route: Jujutsu High: The Devil Child Arrives]

Other people's neon high schoolers: romance, clubs, school festivals.

The neon high schooler you rolled: exorcisms, martial arts, and all kinds of missions.

From the start, you were brimming with confidence, ready to begin your harem romance and collect all ten male leads.

But as soon as the game began, a handsome white-haired man wearing a blindfold picked you up and took you back to Tokyo Jujutsu High.

Big words flashed across the screen:

[Warning: An irregular instance has been detected: Jujutsu High, Big Mode.]

The player's pupils shook with shock. “...Wait, what happened to the ultimate dating sim? This art style is all wrong! Is this how they train a super high school girl who's good at both academics and athletics?!”

Faced with proper skills like [Enhanced Martial Arts] and [Cursed Energy Perception], the player decisively picked a hidden option: “Player Privileges” (pause battles to use items / automatically reload after death).

Principal Yaga Masamichi was furious. “What kind of cursed technique is this?!”

The player answered confidently: “It's called ‘Fourth Calamity.’ Ever heard of an NPC?”

And so, the style of the jujutsu world began to go off the rails.

First day of school: Loot! While everyone else started school, she went scavenging. She swept the entire Jujutsu High map, going by the motto “Leave nothing behind.”

Second day: Demolish! One punch per tree, the school gate torn down with her bare hands, and the back mountain turned into a “happy farm,” planted full of potatoes and pumpkins under the excuse of “preparing the doomsday food supply.”

Third day: Spend! Can't beat them? Call in reinforcements? No, the player just brought out a rocket launcher! “Physical exorcism” earned her +10,086 merit points!

Fourth day: Flirt! The high-EQ player started handing out gifts. NPC affection levels went up and down unpredictably. What the hell was up with this baffling charm!

Then the hidden test was announced: [Exorcise a special-grade cursed spirit within 24 hours, or be expelled.]

The player said, “No problem. Nothing can stump a player!”

So she promptly glitched through the edge of the map and trapped the cursed spirit in a texture error to exorcise it.

The principal, whose blood pressure was through the roof: “...Could this be considered cheating?”

The player, entirely unapologetic: “That's called making reasonable use of game mechanics! If it's in a game, can it really be called cheating?”

Before long, strange rumors spread through the jujutsu world. There was a new student who slacked off and wandered the streets, calling it “exploring the map and clearing the land.” She even tried to use a vending machine glitch to get unlimited soda.

Then this new student went around provoking cursed spirits, and when she couldn't beat them, she ran for it, shouting as she fled, “I'll come back and deal with you after I level up!”

The principal roared, “How are you going to graduate like this?!”

The player said, “It's a strategic retreat! Besides, I'm a full-Pokedex completionist. Actual combat? That's not important.”

In short, other people got stronger through training. The player got stronger through:

Farming (Logistics +1)

Fishing (Rare Finds +1)

Part-Time Work (Funds +1)

Scavenging (Material Stockpile +1)

Collecting cursed spirit merch (Cursed Spirit Pokedex +1)

The principal, on the verge of a breakdown: “What exactly do you think Jujutsu High is?!”

The player, taken aback: “Isn't this just a neon high schooler's daily life?”

Once every route was unlocked, the player stood on the rooftop and made a wish:

“May everyone's IQ around the world drop by ten thousand points, while mine stays the same.”

Then the smartest player could become the one and only god.

Life was looking brighter and brighter.

Reading Guide:

1. A world of nested realities. The world may be fake, or it may be real. The heroine is real, but she may also be fake.

2. Timeline: Jujutsu High, 2017.

3. The pairing is set. Two strong leads joining forces, with a Fourth Calamity heroine.

4. After Chapter 139, welcome to the real world.

Theme: Learning to understand and take responsibility is what makes you truly strong.