When a Killer Simulator Character Lands in Liaozhai

Hello, everyone. My name is Yi Yuehan. My sword is cold, my blood is cold, and my heart is cold. I'm an emotionless assassin who feels nothing! My way of life is simple: the System assigns a mission, I take out the target, and then I get paid. I open the game's mission panel. Client No. 1: Please kill the big black rat at such-and-such location! Client No. 2: Please kill the giant turtle at such-and-such location! Please kill the yellow fox at such-and-such location! Please brutally kill an old locust tree at such-and-such location! Unfortunately, back when I was still a game character, my silly player gave me such a high morality stat that there were hardly any missions I could accept. So even though I always finished my jobs quickly and well, I still barely made any money. I spent most of my time on the brink of starvation. But would I give up my lifelong ambition and purpose just because of this little problem and switch careers? Absolutely not! And so I became the legendary top assassin who kills anyone who stands in my way, even Buddha, until one day a fellow assassin saw me changing a foundling's diaper... Yi Yuehan: Forget it. I'll become a rat poison peddler instead. At least that has something to do with assassins. * Yi Yuehan: My profession is... Everyone: Swordswoman! Yi Yuehan: Wrong! I'm an assassin! Yi Yuehan: What do you think of me? Everyone: A peerless swordswoman, decisive and ruthless, who has slain countless demons and monsters and saved the common people from disaster. A true saint! Yi Yuehan: Wrong! I'm a villainous assassin who kills without blinking and eats people without adding salt! Yi Yuehan: Our motto is... Everyone: Help others at your own expense, earn merit, become an immortal, and gain boundless magic! Yi Yuehan: Wrong! All wrong! Please, just shut up! With all this publicity, I've wasted a whole year! * Check out my completed novel, The Underworld Character Simulator [Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio] What midnight terror unfolds when a fragile painted-skin demon meets a chainsaw-wielding madman? What old-fashioned torment awaits a fox spirit who wanders around in the middle of the night instead of sleeping when she meets a traditional granny? What ear-splitting screams will the Tree Demon Granny let out when she meets a deranged gardener? What sparks of inspiration will fly when a painted immortal meets a crazed human sculpture artist? Can a female ghost who likes to suck people's life force from their dreams bring herself to kiss Freddy from A Nightmare on Elm Street? Will a flood-dragon who roars about causing a great flood be all right after meeting the silent Mary Shaw? What about its tongue? Tune in to the Horror Character Simulator, also known as Which of Us Is Uglier, Me or the Monsters? As always, it's a fun, feel-good comedy. If you like it, my dear readers, please add it to your favorites! Theme: No matter when or where you are, face hardship with optimism