Underworld Character Simulator [Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio]

Blurb: What midnight horrors will unfold when a fragile painted disguise meets a chainsaw maniac? What kind of old-fashioned torment awaits a fox spirit who wanders around in the middle of the night instead of sleeping when she meets a traditional grandma? What ear-splitting screams will erupt when the tree demon granny meets a deranged gardener? What sparks of inspiration will fly when a mural's female immortal meets a crazed sculptor of human bodies? When a female ghost who loves to suck people's vital essence in their dreams meets Freddy from Nightmare on Elm Street, will she be able to bring herself to bite him? When an evil flood dragon roaring about unleashing a flood meets the silent Mary Shaw, will its tongue be all right? Tune in to Horror Character Simulator, also known as I'm Competing with Monsters to See Who's Uglier. As always, it's a hilarious, satisfying romp. Updates every night at nine. If you like it, please add it to your favorites! * Here's a recommendation for my upcoming novel, Players Are Life Coaches, Not the Fourth Catastrophe. Yun Miao downloaded a game called The Three Thousand Paths. Character stats: Constitution 1, Spiritual Root Potential 1, Comprehension 999! For cultivators, the most important things are always cultivation techniques, elixirs, and magic treasures, along with the countless resources that make everyone green with envy. Yet on the Ascension Stairway and in the Heart-Testing Array, a young woman sat cross-legged for three days and nights before declaring, "I don't cultivate immortality, I seek the Dao. If I hear the Dao in the morning, I can die content that evening!" In an instant, immense spiritual energy swept in. The young woman became the last person accepted in the Xuantian Sect's latest recruitment, and advanced straight from an ordinary mortal to the Qi Refining stage! The head of the Xuantian Sect was overjoyed and took her as his final disciple, thinking he'd found a treasure. He had no idea he'd picked up a menace. Shocking! Why does the sect leader's personal disciple make a living scavenging trash? Terrifying! Why does a young woman go around giving flowers to men and women, young and old? Who is she in love with?! Who is it that dares challenge the evil dragon guarding the mountain with a broken sword? Who is it that crawls around in a twisted, sinister fashion in the middle of the night, making all the disciples scream in unison? And who said she was going to hang herself outside someone's door with a belt?! * Yun Miao shows off with effortless flair in the game, and relies on sudden enlightenment to cultivate. She also becomes a female lecturer with a gift for understanding people, pouring inspirational words into the ears of sword immortals, Buddhist disciples, immortals, demonesses, and Demon Lords alike. Countless NPCs are spiritually transformed, suddenly attain enlightenment, and willingly join her, honoring her as their leader. And so, she becomes the supreme Dao Venerable! Yun Miao logs off, satisfied, only to learn that spiritual qi revival has begun in the real world. Countless great powers, dormant for tens of thousands of years, have awakened and are now calling out before her: "We welcome the Dao Venerable back!" Yun Miao: ???! A satisfying, hilarious Fourth Catastrophe romp. If you like it, please add it to your favorites! Theme: Use happiness to overcome fear.