[Western Crossover] Notes on Imaginary Creatures

Going premium this weekend (12/29), with a 10,000-character update. Thank you, dear readers, for your support. Sending love~ [Reader comments are open] Moses is the warden of a prison for fantasy creatures. He travels from world to world on missions to capture fugitives. So: Demon x Angel (complete) Jason stared at the black-winged man shamelessly occupying his home. "You're saying that the angel who's been flying all over the place lately is a fugitive? And you, a demon, are here to catch him?" The demon Moses sighed listlessly. "That's right, sir. You heard me correctly." Jason: Has the world really gotten to this point? Nightmare x Unicorn (complete) A one-meter-thirty something who couldn't tell humans from animals soared through Gotham's night sky on a pure white unicorn, and ran into his father riding a Nightmare. Father and son stared at each other. Nightmare Moses breathed a sigh of relief. At last, he had a chance to get rid of this 210-pound lump of black. The one-meter-thirty something: "Maybe we could keep both of them?" "NO!" Mermaid x Siren (complete) Mermaid Moses flopped on the ground like a fish out of water. "Peter, help! I'm drying out!" The rookie superhero frantically scooped up his mermaid friend and raced between skyscrapers, finally tossing him into the sea at the last possible moment. Moses: "Thanks. It would've been even better if you'd been gentler." Sun and Moon Twins (complete) A red cape billowed in the wind. "Maybe you two should sit down and talk? I've helped my friends work through family conflicts before." The Sun and Moon Twins Moses, forced to split his personality: "NO!" And when you say you've helped, do you mean helping your partner's son run away from home? Vampire x Elf (complete) A certain super-soldier finally met his mysterious neighbor, but something about the neighbor seemed off. Why did he keep trying to bite him? Vampire Moses, nearly fainting from hunger: "Bro, you smell so good. Can I bite you? I promise, just once!" After traveling through many worlds, Warden Moses flipped through his notes on fantasy creatures. Let's see who I have to catch next. P.S.: 1. Male protagonist, no romance. OOC warning. 2. Headcanons everywhere. 3. No secret identities revealed. It's not easy to blow the cover of these bizarre species anyway. 4. Mixed naming conventions. Whichever one I catch, I use. Actually, while organizing the timeline, I realized I'd gotten some of the lore mixed up (not really). 5. That's all for now. I'll add more if I think of anything. [Coming soon] [Western Crossover] A Guide to Using Dice Louis had only two wishes in life: first, to be a normal person; second, to become a world-famous artist. The first wish seemed a little difficult to achieve, so Louis decided to fulfill the second one first. He had money, free time, and pretty good talent. Surely he could... [Dice: Check your stats before you say that.] Louis: ... [Dice: Art 20. Recommend giving up immediately.] Louis thought you couldn't reduce a person's talent to a shallow number. With the help of a kindly Big Bat, Louis finally managed to run away from home and cross the ocean to Gotham, the city of sin. Gotham's bizarre supervillains made Louis feel right at home. It was the perfect place to find inspiration, exactly what he'd dreamed of. He absolutely loved it here! The Big Bat watched his friend charge straight into Arkham. "Wait, no, hang on!" Years later, Louis still had an [Art 20] stat, but had become a world-famous artist. He'd told them the stat was bogus! [Dice: Is it possible that you became famous for a reason that has nothing to do with your work?] Louis, who cleared out Arkham by slaughtering his way through it with a series of critical successes: "Impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Reader's guide: 1. Will there be OOC? You bet! 2. Male protagonist, no romance. 3. Very unfriendly to villains. Extremely unfriendly. Villains don't get to breathe. 4. Based on the Call of Cthulhu 7th Edition rulebook, but with lots of house rules. 5. All stats were rolled by the author, but I'll fudge the rolls if necessary. 6. The Lovecraftian elements are mild. Theme: Enjoy every life you live.