A Guide to Arkham's Canine Cops Sucking Up to Batman [Western Crossover]

[Please leave a five-star review! In September, I’ll start posting Reverse Dick: Raising Dad Online. Lucky is a rare police dog, a Samoyed, and now works as a guard at Arkham. Outside Arkham, everyone loves this floof. Inside, people run away the moment they see him! Even though whenever these people reject him, he gets some kind of ability. Like Clayface’s shapeshifting, Penguin’s powers of persuasion, Victor’s ability to lower the temperature... But Lucky is still heartbroken! Until he meets an injured boy in a cell. Jason can barely move, but he struggles to lift a hand and pat Lucky on the head. Lucky decides that from now on, he’ll follow Jason! · The Joker keeps Jason locked up and tortures him in Arkham. He even tells Jason that Bats abandoned him and found a new Robin. Jason thought death was the only escape. Then an angel of a Samoyed came along, rescued him from the Joker, and stayed by his side. Even when Jason is shot by the Joker, taken in by the League of Assassins, and put through the agony of the Lazarus Pit... Whenever he opens his eyes, the dog is still cuddling up to him tenderly, wagging its tail. Jason decides that from now on, he and the dog will never leave each other! He’ll take the dog back to Gotham, rise to power, and become the new terror! But can that little demon Damian and everyone in the Batfamily please stop trying to steal his dog! Meanwhile, the dog is in the Batcave: Ah! So many good people! So much to sniff! Is this heaven! *The dog doesn’t turn into a person. It cuddles with the Batfamily, mostly Jason. ~ Check out my upcoming story, 1, Gotham Cat Simulator [Western Crossover]. I’m the eldest daughter of the Wayne family, whose members are famous in Gotham for being helpless and delicate. My family gets kidnapped every other day, and this time the bad guys are livestreaming the kidnapping! At the last moment, I get bound to a simulator, the Gotham Cat Simulator, which lets me simulate anyone’s cat form. After successfully rescuing my family, I realize I can’t keep waiting until trouble strikes to fix things. To protect my family, I decide to become Gotham’s crime boss myself! After that, strange things start happening all over Gotham: a kidnapper turns into a black cat during a livestream; a cat with straw-like fur brings in a sample of poison gas; a kitten with black-and-white markings like a penguin carries off the ledger from the Iceberg Lounge... Bruce dotes on his eldest daughter, Sweet. She can be found napping anywhere and everywhere around the manor. Wherever the sun shines, there she is, curled into a ball, warm and fragrant from the sun. Even when a magic spell that turns people into cats appears in Gotham, and members of the Batfamily and supervillains alike keep falling victim to it, Bruce doesn’t think it has anything to do with his eldest daughter. She’s just a soft, adorable little wimp who loves to cuddle! What could she possibly be plotting! But everything changes after he brings home his youngest son. Damian not only picks on Sweet, but also comes to complain to Bruce: “Father, I can’t believe you’d tolerate such a useless waste of space in our family! And you expect me to call her my sister!” Damian’s green eyes burn with fury: “She can’t use a shuriken, she’s bitten holes in her utility belt, and when she throws a smoke bomb, she’ll chase after it for a mile!” Damian crosses his arms, his face full of disdain: “And you even cut back on her training sessions with me! You indulge her far too much!” Damian declares emphatically: “We cannot tolerate such a useless waste of space in this family!” Bruce looks down. His eldest daughter is clinging to his trouser leg and stretching, her little claws hooked into his custom suit pants, mercilessly pulling out a few threads. Bruce bends down and picks up his daughter, then gives his youngest son a disapproving look. “Damian, she’s just a little kitten! She doesn’t even have hands! How could she use a shuriken!” *The main story is about family affection. - Come check out my upcoming story about Talia, the head of my agents! The Demon’s Daughter Does a Good Deed Every Day [Western Crossover] I transmigrated into the daughter of a leader of a terror organization. My dad is an immortal demon who’s always threatening to destroy human civilization. I thought I’d inherit the organization without a hitch, but my sexist old man would rather force my ex-husband to become the leader than let me inherit it! I, Talia, refuse to accept this. So I take down my dad, successfully become the organization’s new leader, destroy Damian’s clone, send Damian to his father so he can take care of him, and decide to be a good person from now on. By “good person,” I mean: Blowing up a weapon capable of changing the balance of power in the world. Shooting a villain who claims to possess codes that can breach any security system. When an AI runs rampant across the globe and every government scrambles to take control of it, I go straight to its server. Assassins are useful. (Thumbs up) · I have a whole team of elite assassins working for both governments and private clients. Life is great. Until my ex-husband, who just won’t stay dead, shows up with his dutiful son. Twice. The first time he sees me, he says, “You’re not her,” and accidentally puts a grappling hook through my abdomen. Luckily, he and his son start fighting, and I make a clean getaway. The second time, he doesn’t use a weapon. He just grabs my hand and tells me to go back with him. I say, “I’m the head of the League of Assassins. Where exactly am I supposed to go with you?” He immediately says he’ll move into the Batcave. Hey, that’s way out of character! *(The moving in with me thing is too out of character. It’s just Batman’s line to trick his ex-wife. Don’t take it seriously or insult me over it. (Hides head.)) *“I” am Talia, a fake replacement. Theme: Be kind to humanity’s good friend, the dog.