[I may rewrite this if I get the chance. Looking back over the outline, I realized there were many scenes I wanted to write but never did.]
During his training, Yamatonokami Yasusada's time-travel device malfunctioned, leaving him in the present day for over a century.
In that time, he earned the title "the Port Mafia's head-chopping maniac," worked for the Japanese Public Security Bureau, became adept at using firearms, and even mastered basketball and tennis.
But when he finally made it back to the citadel, he found that the world had changed.
The new saniwa was absurdly powerful, with the Hiten Mitsurugi-ryu mastered to perfection. Wielding a single reverse-blade sword, he cut down the Time Retrograde Army as if blessed by the gods.
But wait, wasn't that Himura Kenshin, the protagonist of Rurouni Kenshin? Wasn't he a two-dimensional character?
The citadel had landed in the present day. In this world, there were not only aliens and high technology, but also Vice Commander Hijikata, who was crazily devoted to mayonnaise, Commander Kondo, a stalking gorilla, and Captain Okita, an S-and-D prince.
The Shinsengumi sword warriors stared at this world's Shinsengumi, questioning their very existence and nearly falling apart.
Yasusada was even more distraught than they were.
Wasn't this the two-dimensional work called Gintama?
Gintoki patted him on the shoulder. "When something happens, don't panic, kid. Stay calm. Actually, you're a two-dimensional character from Touken Ranbu."
Kagura: "Just accept reality, kid. Your Okita Soji merchandise was actually bought in Bungo Stray Dogs and Detective Conan, aru."
Yasusada: "..."
Gintoki turned to the saniwa. "Oh, oh, oh! You're that anti-foreign patriot Himura Battosai, based on Kawakami Gensai!"
The Shinsengumi: "What? An anti-foreign patriot? Arrest him!"
The Shinsengumi sword warriors: "...No wonder the saniwa's swordsmanship seemed so familiar."
Kenshin, a mere wandering samurai: Sitting in the citadel, handcuffs come flying out of nowhere.
Pairing: Kashuu Kiyomitsu × Yamatonokami Yasusada.
Completed work: Genshin Impact at the Matsuda Police Officer's No. 1107 Distillery, pairing: HagiMatsu
Coming soon: Five Cherry Blossoms, Five Secrets, pairings: ReiKage and HagiMatsu
A zany comedy where Date plays matchmaker, Matsuda gets publicly humiliated, Hagiwara attains enlightenment, Hiromitsu makes his debut as an idol, and only Furuya, who has no System, ends up having to perform a three-person comedy routine with Kudo and Akai.
The Chuuya Life Simulator, pairing: DazaiChuuya
A comedy where Dazai tries to torment Chuuya, but the life simulator turns Chuuya into a happy kid, and Dazai ends up tormenting himself in a karmic payback scenario (not really).
Warnings:
OOC, OOC, OOC! Everything is my own headcanon, full of personal interpretations.
The story and timeline differ greatly from the original. I'll explain at the end.
Writing this for love and fun. Don't nitpick the details. Please don't offer writing advice.
It won't be very long. I'm writing what I want to write, with occasional stream-of-consciousness passages.
My headcanons for Yasusada are extensive. He is neither extreme Yasusada nor ordinary Yasusada.
A lighthearted comedy, but I can't promise there won't be angst along the way.
Yasusada-centric, written for fun. The romance is slight, but please don't switch or break up the pairing, and don't mention unrelated pairings.
The Shinsengumi and the Shinsengumi are not the same group. They are entirely different people, with no counterparts between them.
You don't need to have read Rurouni Kenshin to enjoy this. It only serves as the saniwa's backstory.
Crossover: Touken Ranbu (Hanamaru setting), Gintama, Bungo Stray Dogs, Detective Conan, The Prince of Tennis, Kuroko's Basketball, Rurouni Kenshin (only used for the saniwa's backstory, no plot)
There are no original characters in this work. Both the previous and current saniwa are characters from the original works.
Synopsis version 1.0 written on 2024.2.1, version 2.0 written on 2024.2.8. Screenshots have been saved as proof.
I drew the cover myself, so please don't use it.
Yun Qi Song Feng Xiao
2024.2.8
Theme: Don't dwell on the past, but don't forget it either
Song Tiantian: Don't say that I taught you when you go out
Jingguang: What a big pot
This introduction is so fun hahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I actually saw Dao Ranwen in Lujiang again!!! What year is it today!!!
About 83.3%, "In the next few minutes, the still young joy3's wild laughter and words were completely brainwashed." Is there a word missing in this word? It should be "brainwashed." Speaking of which, the laughter of Ji Jianding is really magical.
Final article: "Officer Matsuda's No. 1107 Winery Version of Genshin Impact" cp Hagimatsu Advance payment: "Five-petaled cherry blossoms have their own secrets" cp zero scene, Hagimatsu "Zhongye Cadres Play House" cp Tai Zhong "Fuji BOSS is an undercover agent" CP Tsuka Fuji, so lucky Recommend articles from gay friends: "Pure Love God of War 5t5" by Xu Qingnuo/ Curse Spirit Wu x Yi Gu Ying x DK Wu, slice, I am jealous of myself
Hahahahaha. This book is so fun. I laughed so hard. Hahahahaha.
Anding is so cute!!!
Anding: Slowly type a question mark Lost in thought about who my father is (bushi)
Damn, please update!!!