Officer Matsuda's Genshin Impact in Distillery No. 1107

[Jinjiang Copyright. Unauthorized reposting is prohibited. This story has continuity errors; pirated copies will be extremely difficult to read.] Coming soon: *Chuuya's Make-Believe Family*, Soukoku, Chuuya adopts Hagi and Mats, an infinite-flow rule-horror story *The Lawyer Is Really Not a Comic-Book Villain*, an original BL with a spin-off feel Blurb: Matsuda-centric, HagiMatsu pairing, KeiZero and ZeroKei both welcome Officer Sato says Matsuda is a cold wind in autumn.* But the Anemo Archon says: If you are trapped in a place without wind, I will play a song from the skies above.* Officer Matsuda died in an explosion. The good news is that he was reborn. The bad news is that he got bound to the livestream System for *The Original□·Detective□□ Conan□ Arc*, and is about to enter the Organization to start his working life. A certain scummy Traveler patted Officer Matsuda on the shoulder. “It’s fine. So what if you got blown up? I have a C6 Qiqi.” The Traveler started crying as he spoke. Truly, it was seven stories of sorrow. A certain brawling-loving Harbinger patted Officer Matsuda on the shoulder. “It’s fine. So what if you’re a villain? I was accused of being the culprit behind a case from twenty years ago.” The Harbinger got more and more worked up as he spoke. He hadn’t expected that you could still get into fights in prison.* System: Sweetie, you have to complete the main storyline to save your fellow officers! Officer Matsuda glanced at his increasingly strange reputation in the Organization and thought that if the good guys didn’t close in soon, he might end up as the Organization’s Boss. System: Sweetie, Primogems are so important. You can’t skip your daily commissions or world quests, and you can’t neglect map exploration or the Abyss! Officer Matsuda looked at the minimap, whose z-axis made no sense, and could only wonder whether the people who designed the Organization’s hideouts were kindred spirits with the developers at HoYoverse. System: Sweetie, you haven’t met today’s streaming quota yet. You can only truly come back to life after completing your seven-year livestream contract! Looking at his wish history, where he had lost yet another 50/50, while the chat scrolled with people laughing at him, Officer Matsuda felt a deep kinship with the Traveler. A few years later, Officer Matsuda was reunited with his two fellow officers, who had gone undercover. But they seemed to have gotten the wrong idea about him. Bourbon & Scotch: Why is Matsuda a codename member of the Organization? Matsuda: Don’t ask. I have to clear the main storyline. Bourbon & Scotch: Matsuda, you do four missions a day. Aren’t you worried you’ll drop dead from overwork? Matsuda: Don’t ask. I’m doing it for 60 Primogems. Bourbon & Scotch: Why is Matsuda yelling at the wall of the Organization’s hideout? Matsuda: Don’t ask. I suggest you ask the Traveler to tell you both about the suffering of doing the Aranyaka quest. Bourbon & Scotch: Why is Matsuda doing another dangerous mission all alone? Matsuda: Don’t ask. Zhongli, pain pain, shield shield. Rei and Hiromitsu reached a conclusion: Matsuda must be under the Organization’s control, body and soul! Hurry, notify Hagi. We have to save our fellow officer! Matsuda: Okay, but what if I’m just saving up Primogems? Also, Hagi, don’t come any closer! Originally titled *Matsuda’s Genshin Impact Wish-Streaming Channel* Warnings: [Read this list of things to watch out for first! The following isn’t false modesty or alarmism! If you can’t accept these things, please don’t force yourself to keep reading!] This is not written by a canon-research enthusiast, so please don’t nitpick the setting. [Emphasis] OOC, OOC, OOC! Extremely OOC! Especially in the early chapters! [Important] The story is full of headcanons, barely touches on the main plot, and has a complicated worldbuilding with many foreshadowed details. The war against the Heavenly Principles in Teyvat has ended, and Teyvat’s residents know the identities of the gods. The relationships between characters are all based on my personal headcanons. Matsuda-centric, serious in tone, plot-focused with romance as a secondary element, slow burn, happy ending. Matsuda will have a debuff, but his body will eventually return to normal. It’s not exactly an misunderstanding story, since most of the misunderstandings are actually true. The lines marked with * come from the original work. I changed the part about Childe, since this setting hadn’t come out yet when I wrote the blurb. [Please don’t nitpick the details or try to prove everything against canon. If you find a plot hole, don’t jump to conclusions. This story is built on my personal headcanons about the world after the war against the Heavenly Principles, and most “plot holes” will be explained later. Anyone with zero subscriptions who insists on nitpicking and raising doubts will be treated as “trying to get the author to spoil the plot.” I won’t answer those questions.] Please don’t skip the author’s notes. Read them selectively so you don’t miss important information. Do not insult or slander any of the good-guy characters (see the author’s note for Chapter 1). I love Akai and will give him plenty of spotlight. If you’re here to put Akai down, stay away. I won’t change my writing format. I haven’t studied the art of language, so please don’t overanalyze my replies or accuse me of things I haven’t done. If you spot any academic errors, please let me know, but don’t blow things out of proportion. Thank you. I can’t meet everyone’s reading preferences, so please use the warnings to decide whether to avoid this story. Thank you. No disruptive comments, no feminizing the receiving partner, no bringing up controversial topics, and no mentioning this story in the comments of other works. Yun Qi Song Feng Xiao 2023.8.31 Blurb for the upcoming story, the next one: A quick recommendation: Completed story: *Officer Matsuda’s No. 1107 Organization-Version Genshin Impact*, HagiMatsu pairing, KeiZero and ZeroKei both welcome Next story: *Chuuya's Make-Believe Family* Soukoku (IF Dazai x Beast Chuuya), a rule-horror story where Chuuya adopts Hagi and Matsuda, who have returned to the past for a second time Blurb: Boss Nakahara died from overwork. Then he was reborn, with an adoption application beside him. On the first day, he brought two children home from the orphanage. One was named Hagiwara, and the other Matsuda. On the second day, Matsuda took apart his motorcycle. On the third day, he caught Hagiwara pinning Matsuda to the bed and doing all sorts of things to him. Chuuya: Fuck. On the fourth day, there was a marriage registration form on Chuuya’s bedside table. On the seventh day, Chuuya swallowed his pride and slapped the form down on the Boss’s desk. Oda and Akutagawa drew the curtains in the Boss’s office, while Ango pushed up his glasses. “If you don’t show up soon, the curtains will be past their seven-day no-questions-asked return window.” The person behind the desk was backlit, smiling with amusement and inscrutable intent. “Well, Chuuya? Did I play my part convincingly?” Chuuya realized he might have ended up in the wrong world. On the eighth day, Chuuya found a passage on the back of the marriage certificate: “Yokohama Model Family Rules” Congratulations, Executive Chuuya, on being named Yokohama’s Model Family of the Year. Please read and follow the rules below to maintain your title. Otherwise, you will be responsible for the consequences. 1. You and your family live in a private property you own in Yokohama. 2. The property has two floors and a basement. Do not enter the basement unless necessary. 3. Your property has no attic. To keep your home safe, stay away immediately if you find any passage leading to an attic. 4. Sharing responsibilities is essential for a model family. Follow the chore schedule strictly, and if something unexpected happens, arrange a swap with a family member in good time. 5. Children are an important part of a family. To ensure their mental and physical well-being, spend 1,107 seconds talking with each of them privately every week. 6. Giving children freedom within reason helps them develop independence and a sense of responsibility. Please do not disturb them when they are busy. 7. Learning to empathize with your children is an essential part of being a model parent. If your child shows symptoms of PTSD, go to the basement immediately, find the sleeping pills on the second shelf of the black cabinet, and take them. 8. Your children have a wide circle of friends, but not all of them are trustworthy. You may trust Mr. Furuya in any disguise, regular player Morohoshi from Rikkai High School’s tennis club, and Officer Date from the First Investigation Division. Do not open the door to anyone else claiming to be your child’s friend, even if that person is your child as an adult. 9. You and your husband will not invite friends over. If a friend of yours or your husband’s appears in your home, call Mr. Furuya immediately and report it to the police. 0. Remember: your husband will never hurt or betray you. Chuuya: ... He looked up. A red scarf dangled from the entrance to the attic. Theme: Through perseverance and pushing beyond our limits, we can become better people.