Schrodinger's Cat

#My online ex-boyfriend was my wife all along, but now he's someone else's.

Gojo Satoru had some good news lately.

He had finally called off his engagement to the person he'd never even met.

But Gojo Satoru also had some bad news.

His online boyfriend, whom he had met in person, had broken up with him.

*

Kamo Masaki had an arranged fiance he really liked, who was also his boyfriend.

It sounds a little awkward, but the fact was that he had an arranged fiance first, and only later did they become boyfriends.

But his fiance had broken off their engagement.

At first, Kamo Masaki didn't think much of it. It took him a while to realize that breaking off an engagement meant breaking up.

Ah... That wonderful boyfriend wasn't his anymore.

*

Later.

After his engagement was called off, Kamo Masaki got a new fiance. They had never met, but the other party had hired bodyguards specifically to escort him.

But when he saw that one of the bodyguards accompanying him was his beloved ex-boyfriend, Kamo Masaki fell silent.

When Gojo Satoru pressed him on the way there about why they'd broken up, Kamo Masaki was confused and hurt.

Wasn't he the one who'd called off the engagement?

*

After getting dumped, Gojo Satoru was furious. Before he could figure out what had happened, his online boyfriend had already deleted his account and vanished.

Gojo Satoru: "Fuck."

Just as he was about to go find him, Yaga forced him to take on an escort mission.

[Escort the Jujutsu Council's arranged marriage partner.]

On his way to meet the target, Gojo Satoru complained to his companion that he couldn't believe the rotten old fossils had wives too. Then, the very next second, he spotted his ex-boyfriend standing off to the side among the people who'd come with the target.

Gojo Satoru narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Ha! I've finally caught you!"

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Geto Suguru and Shoko were both panicking.

#What do I do when my friend starts showing off for the rotten old fossils' arranged marriage partner?!

#Calm down, Gojo! He's already engaged!

#Stealing someone else's partner and being a homewrecker are not okay!

Suguru & Shoko: You're a bitchy cat, not a tomcat sneaking around! (Eyes trembling)

Notes:

* Soapy melodrama, double standards, and misunderstandings.

* A bit of old-fashioned romance, with silly and sweet fluff.

* A loving world and great peace.

Theme: Don't become an outsider to the Kamo clan.