The Villain After a Thousand Years in Exile

This novel will enter VIP on June 24. There will be a 10,000-word update on launch day. The world-destroying demon Dan Fusheng, who should have been banished forever, returns to the world a thousand years later. The various forces that once sealed him rush to the site where he was unsealed. As the black mist clears, Dan Fusheng stands with his hands behind his back, his long hair fluttering in the wind. So are his baggy floral shorts. Dan Fusheng: ... The people standing ready for battle: ... Dan Fusheng brings his hands out from behind his back. Everyone grows wary again, only to see a bag of meat buns and a bag of eggs in his clearly defined hands. The eggs are even stamped as pasteurized. Dan Fusheng recognizes a few familiar faces in the crowd. With a long sigh, he turns and prepares to walk into the mountains. Everyone: ...Stop right there!! For the first few decades after his banishment, Dan Fusheng was bitterly unwilling to accept his fate. To prove his ideals, he struggled for power in a chaotic otherworld. He succeeded. He worked diligently for nearly five hundred years to maintain his authority, with every aspect of his daily routine set in stone. Just reading reports about the subordinates' endless problems took half the day. He had no life of his own. It felt like he was in prison. Eventually, Dan Fusheng ran away, rushing toward the freedom he deserved. Just as he thought he could live freely for the rest of his life, some brainless idiot dragged him back. The demon who returned to the world defeated the half-immortal who had once sealed him. With his lifeline in the demon's grasp, the half-immortal asked darkly, “What are you going to do?” Dan Fusheng, forced into a fight, thought for a moment. “Help me queue at Huimin Supermarket at five thirty tomorrow morning.” The half-immortal: ??? Dan Fusheng: “They're having a promotion. You can get free eggs.” The overseer asks a subordinate, “What has that demon been up to lately?” The subordinate: “He went on the obstacle-course show Boys and Girls, Onward! and won himself a refrigerator.” The overseer: ... The subordinate: “He bought a bicycle and started cycling around the continent.” The overseer: ... The subordinate: “Halfway through the trip, he got conned by a pyramid scheme pretending to run a promotion. He's been rescued, and an immortal has taken him home.” The overseer: ??? The subordinate: “Latest news: he got into an argument with the owner of a ring-toss stall because he kept landing every throw. It got physical.” The overseer jumps to his feet. “Is the stall owner still alive?” The subordinate: “Yes. The owner gave Dan Fusheng a shove, and Dan Fusheng immediately flopped onto the ground. The police came to mediate, and the owner ended up paying him a little over two hundred.” A totally unmotivated demon gong x a proper, thin-skinned half-immortal shou Reading guide: New chapters go up at exactly nine every night (heart) I drew the cover and character designs myself (puffs out chest). I post art on Weibo now and then, and little animations on Bilibili, though not very often. ID: Feitian Juguo, the same on both! Give it a poke and something will croak its way out. Feel free to point out factual errors. If anything is especially ridiculous, you can cyberbeat the author, but please don't kill me. That wouldn't be good. Corrections are welcome. The first reader to spot an error that I accept and fix will get a little cash bonus (heart). Coming soon: Hamster, 700 Kilos Cang Yong transmigrates into a minor character in a sci-fi beastman novel. The original character brought about his own downfall and died in a swarm of insectoids. Cang Yong has to take over his identity and survive. According to the original story, Cang Yong will soon be picked up by a pirate captain. He'll then devote himself to the grand mission of framing the protagonist, only to die a completely undignified death in the end. Cang Yong doesn't want to join the forces of evil, but there's no food or water on this barren planet. If he refuses, he'll just starve to death. The protagonist figured out from the start that something was wrong with him, but said nothing. The protagonist is a good person. When they were down to their last scraps of food, the protagonist gave it all to him. The protagonist really is a good person. When they were in danger, the protagonist wanted to scoop him up and run. The protagonist is just too good! Yin Feng's close friend gives him a gift: a timid hamster sent to his side as an “undercover agent.” Yin Feng knows that hamster well... right? Why does this hamster eat so much? Is the pressure of the mission making him binge? But he doesn't even look any fatter. When they were almost out of food, Cang Yong tearfully gnawed on an insect leg. He even asked Yin Feng if he wanted some. How can he even chew that?! Later, when someone gives Cang Yong trouble, Yin Feng rushes to rescue the mouse. Yin Feng reaches out to Cang Yong. “If you're scared, turn back into your original form. I'll take you away.” Overjoyed, Cang Yong covers his mouth and changes back into his original form. Then Yin Feng sees a brown... hamster?!! Two and a half meters long and weighing over seven hundred kilograms! The “hamster” looks deeply moved and tries to scoot its butt into Yin Feng's palm. Yin Feng: Wait, wait, wait! Hold on!! A brown bear gong who doesn't steal cassocks x a straight, tough-guy black panther shou Theme: Learn to stay calm and look at things clearly. The world is beautiful if you just quiet your mind.