My Golden Finger Is Actually Me!!!

Yan Fengxun was born into a family with powerful abilities, yet he was the only freak in hundreds of years of the Yan family who couldn’t be detected as having any power. By contrast, his younger brother, Yan Feixiao, was a prodigy with extraordinary talent. At twelve, he was recruited by the Alliance Military Command and groomed as a combat ace. Growing up in his brother’s shadow, Yan Fengxun was surrounded by pity and scorn. But no one knew that Yan Fengxun had a book called the Ability Registry. As long as he wrote down an ability and got its owner to sign, Yan Fengxun could take that ability without restriction. * Yan Fengxun goes to intern at the Ability Investigation Bureau. His family thinks he’s lost his mind. His colleagues at the bureau all agree that a spoiled rich kid like him will only slack off and waste Alliance resources. Until, little by little, they realize something is off… The interstellar sector’s most wanted criminal? Yan Fengxun catches him on the spot. The perilous folded dimension? Yan Fengxun comes and goes as he pleases. At the annual “Beat the Other Side to a Pulp and You Win: Friendship Showdown” between the Investigation Bureau and the Alliance Military Command, the military is on the verge of a landslide victory. But Yan Fengxun, the “useless” nobody takes seriously, turns the tables and claims first place, winning a hard-fought victory for the bureau. Investigation Bureau: Holy hell, we found a treasure. * Later, Yan Feixiao, Yan Fengxun’s younger brother, learns the secret of the Ability Registry. Yan Feixiao does everything he can to destroy Yan Fengxun’s golden finger, then surrounds everyone at the Investigation Bureau who supports his brother, planning to wipe them all out. Investigation Bureau staff: Uh-oh, we’re done for. But no one expected that Yan Fengxun would seem even stronger without the registry. Before Yan Feixiao can even figure out what’s happening, his older brother has him pinned to the ground and is thoroughly beating him into the dirt. Disbelief fills Yan Feixiao’s eyes. “How is this possible? I destroyed the registry!” Yan Fengxun grins. “Who told you the Ability Registry was my golden finger? It only exists to limit my power. Get it?” #MyBrotherThoughtHeDestroyedMyGoldenFingerButActuallyUnleashedMyHiddenPower * Yan Fengxun (top): A tiger-in-disguise, chaotic fun-seeker who’s a step away from turning into a pervert at any moment. Extremely possessive, but trying to hide it, and doing a very good job. Qin Zhao (bottom): Seems cold-hearted and ruthless, but secretly helps old ladies cross the street. Severe masochist. The romance is extremely sweet, I swear! I’m just terrible at writing blurbs and don’t know how to sum up their interactions in a few words. That’s on me. They’re so in love. Coming soon: Infinite Game Newbie King Genuine yandere Yan Biwei (top) Fake psycho Shi Xia (bottom) - Yan Biwei and Shi Xia grew up together. They wrote their own marriage certificate at ten, shared their first kiss at sixteen, and pledged themselves to each other at eighteen. But the year they graduated high school, Shi Xia ran off without a word. Yan Biwei searched for six years, but there was no trace of him. It was as if he’d vanished from Yan Biwei’s life for good. Everyone around him urged him to give up. Only Yan Biwei kept waiting, believing there had to be a reason Shi Xia had left. Then, one day, Shi Xia finally came back. He still had the same short hair he’d worn at eighteen. His delicate features now carried a hint of defiance. He ran over from across the street, jumped into Yan Biwei’s arms, rubbed his cheek against Yan Biwei’s neck, and said happily, “Weiwei, I’m back!” After all those years apart, it was as if no distance had ever come between them. Yan Biwei asked nothing. He just held Shi Xia tightly and said, “I’m glad you’re back.” - At eighteen, Shi Xia was suddenly swept into an infinite-loop horror game. Danger lurked everywhere, and he couldn’t let his guard down for a second. After six years, Shi Xia survived through sheer grit and finally escaped. He found the lover he’d been separated from for years, thinking at last he could return to normal life. But on the night they reunited, Yan Biwei disappeared. Shi Xia went pale. He knew Yan Biwei had been pulled into that damn game too. - Screaming humans, grotesque and bloody monsters… Yan Biwei stood amid a mountain of corpses, holding a phone with no signal. For the 358th time, he called Shi Xia. The number was unavailable. Irritated, Yan Biwei crushed a zombie’s head. [Holy crap!! Is this really a newbie!!! He just dug an NPC’s brains out with his bare hands! That scared the life out of me!!] [This guy’s fucking insane. He turned the beginner village’s warm-up game into a total wipeout QAQ] Just as Yan Biwei was about to set a new speedrun record, someone barged into the instance in violation of the rules. [Whoa! Isn’t that Shi Xia, the “Newbie King” from the last version? Is he here to wreck the place?] [Come challenge Yan Biwei! The Newbie King prize is pretty sweet~~] While everyone waited for the two Newbie Kings to fight each other to a mutual defeat, Yan Biwei suddenly slumped his shoulders. The murderous intent vanished from his gaze, and he said in a deeply aggrieved voice: “…Baby, I’m scared.” Shi Xia’s eyes were bloodshot. He ran up to Yan Biwei with a gleaming broadsword in hand. When he saw the blood, Shi Xia flew into a rage: “Who! Hurt! Him!” Comments: [???] NPCs: [!!!] #YanBiweiStopPuttingOnAnAct# #ShiXiaOpenYourEyesAndLookAtHim,ThatBloodIsEveryoneElse’s!# Theme: Respect and love yourself. Don’t let your thoughts eat you alive.