A Zombie's Job

The thousand-year-sealed, indestructible zombie king breaks free. The earth shakes, and deathly miasma fills the air. When the people from the Anomaly Management Bureau arrive at the zombie king's location with their magical weapons, they find the fearsome king... laying bricks. As an advanced zombie, Wu Jin isn't afraid of sunlight. But after waking from a long sleep, he finds himself hungry. Zombies can't starve to death, but it's extremely unpleasant. Food costs money, and Wu Jin has neither an education nor an ID card, making things difficult. This is the story of an old zombie who defects to the enemy just for a monthly salary of twenty thousand, plus commission, five kinds of social insurance, and a housing fund. Not only does he defect, he also turns the enemy's strongest and most expensive Jade Seal into his partner. Wu Jin: “I have five kinds of social insurance and a housing fund. I'll support you. Want to date me?” Yin Huiming, glancing at his substantial fortune: “Sure.” A thousand-year-old zombie top x a Jade Seal spirit bottom Reader's guide: I drew the cover myself and wrote the lettering myself, so there are no copyright issues. The protagonists only met once in their previous lives and had no romantic entanglements. The author's personal worldbuilding is everywhere. The logic is for the dogs, and the writing is amateurish. Please don't flame me. Corrections to factual errors are welcome! Coming soon: "Stay Away from the Groveling Redemption Arc" Synopsis: One day, Chen Shuyi, a startup workaholic, is told that he's the scumbag top in a novel. It's a story where the protagonist bottom is tormented in body and mind by the scumbag top. In the end, the bottom's heart turns to stone. He returns to face-slapping the scumbag top, manipulating him like a puppet, then leaves him behind to find a new love. But Chen Shuyi is about to face a groveling redemption arc, and he doesn't even have a partner! Could his computer have become sentient? Just as he prepares to go all in on being a scumbag and transfer the files on his computer, Comrade Scumbag Top gains the ability to read minds. After that, Chen Shuyi's attention turns to his old classmate, who messages him every day. The classmate is delicate and sensitive, and has a one-sided crush on Chen Shuyi. He's no good at anything and still works at a convenience store. He always looks at Chen Shuyi with a gaze full of unspoken feelings. “Why are you always unwilling to look at me for a little longer?” Chen Shuyi: We're not even friends. Why would I look at you, man? “He's always so cold, so high and mighty.” Chen Shuyi: I can't smile at every person I meet. “I've loved you for so many years. Do you even have a heart?” Chen Shuyi: … He gets it now. He's about to be guilt-tripped, forced into emotional manipulation, and psychologically controlled. Go to hell. I'm not a scumbag top, and I refuse to grovel for forgiveness. Chen Shuyi looks at his ending, where he becomes permanently disabled and is locked in a psychiatric hospital, and decides to tidy up and become a monk. But before he can put that plan into action, his childhood rival in love, now his business partner, starts showing off for him like a rooster strutting for a hen. Theme: Work hard and build a better home together.