The Scum Seme Gets Replaced (Quick Transmigration)

One-line summary: I got a happily-ever-after with the protagonist of a tragedy! Xiao Shu has to play scummy tops in different worlds and get rid of their scummy traits, all while staying in character. And the best way to get rid of those traits is naturally to get close to the protagonist bottom… So he can only “play” at being in love. 1. Cold workaholic boss x warm, honest assistant Boss Xiao is getting married. Fang Wenzhong, his assistant and bedmate, knows it’s time for him to leave. His parents happen to be urging him to go on a blind date. He’s never held on to anything, so he can let go, too. Still, it’s hard not to feel sad… (Scummy-top score: 66) Marry him. 2. Greedy, ambitious genius student x dark-skinned, well-endowed childhood friend A delinquent, Fang Wenzhong kills someone before the college entrance exam to keep Xiao Shu from being distracted, and goes to prison. After his release, he secretly watches Xiao Shu from the crowd. The two of them are like worlds apart. (Scummy-top score: 78) They’re on the same household registration. 3. Ruthless, lame prince x humble, intersex eunuch Half a steamed bun tossed on the ground is enough to make Fang Wenzhong devote himself to his new master. He learns to scheme, learns to wield a knife, and learns to always prostrate himself at Xiao Shu’s feet. But he hasn’t learned what it feels like to hurt and cry when that person abandons him. (Scummy-top score: 84) Set a trap. You’ll be the only survivor. 4. Taking someone by force (Scummy-top score: 89) 5. Trading lovers (Scummy-top score: 96) 6. You were born before I was (Scummy-top score: 100) … Xiao Shu: He never says he loves me, but every action of his is love. Fang Wenzhong: You act so convincingly that you always make me hate you, love you, hate you, love you, love you, love you… Somewhere along the way, Xiao Shu develops real feelings. (Comments on individual paragraphs are enabled. Come have fun!) Serial next door: The Protagonist Bottom Keeps Trying to Turn Me Gay (Quick Transmigration) One-line summary: Reborn as a straight guy, but a total top! In many BL novels where a straight man gets turned gay, every straight guy has to doubt himself, agonize, feel awkward and at a loss, get taken advantage of on the sly, try to keep his distance only to get wildly jealous, and be thoroughly humbled before finally becoming the protagonist top. Song Nanqi is transmigrated as exactly that kind of straight guy. His roles include a high school delinquent, the childhood friend of a cold CEO, a plainspoken country bumpkin, a beautiful actor who lives on dew, and the scheming eldest son of an adoptive wealthy family… Hua Ning: “Big brother, what’s wrong?” Song Nanqi: “Your big brother isn’t straight.” Two gay guys pretending to be straight. Hua Ning questions himself every day. Is he straight? He must be straight. Is he straight? Is he straight?! Song Nanqi: Just waiting for him to throw himself into my arms. It’s written as “a straight guy,” but he’s actually a total top! Much later, Hua Ning, slick with sweat, rolls out of Song Nanqi’s arms, unaware that every one of these worlds was originally a rough road for him. Worlds planned so far: 1. Smart-looking transfer student who’s secretly a regular at the flower district x an unruly school bully who’s all bluster and no brains After he figures it out, he puts on a little flower-district performance every day. 2. Playboy deputy manager who pretends to be a flirt but is secretly in love x his workaholic, cold, and asexual CEO childhood friend He gets jealous when his childhood friend goes on a blind date and gets thoroughly dealt with. 3. Flashy, picky designer at a major company x an honest, rough country butcher and pig seller He falls for his good character and craves his body, only to discover that the butcher has one more zero in his bank balance. … Theme: The moonlight meant for you will one day shine upon you.