The Comment Section Keeps Thinking the Mafia Is My Secret Identity

Qi Jianiao played a Mafia role-playing simulation game while studying at the police academy.

But after graduating, he got too busy with work and stopped playing.

Then one day, a bullet-screen System forcibly bound itself to him, and he spotted a feature tucked away in a corner: [Summon Port Mafia Members]!

Wasn't this the same role-playing game he'd played before?!

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And so...

Qi Jianiao calmed the child, while trying to figure out how to knock out the kidnapper and escape.

Several flashes of silver darted past, and the van was instantly hacked to pieces by the swords of Yasha Shirayuki.

A girl in a red kimono landed in front of Qi Jianiao. "Lord Qi Jianiao, I've come to rescue you."

Qi Jianiao's pupils shook with shock. So this ability really works! Science... is dead!!!!

A brazen criminal took a helicopter and opened fire on Tokyo Tower. Qi Jianiao and the little detective ducked and ran for their lives.

"Rashomon: Spatial Severance--"

A young man with a hairstyle like a lop-eared rabbit coughed weakly, while his black beast devoured the machine-gun bullets.

He walked over to Qi Jianiao. "Lord Qi Jianiao, I've already shot down the enemy."

A satellite was about to crash. Qi Jianiao, his fellow police academy graduates, and the little detective were all frantic, even coming up with the scientifically dubious plan of kicking the satellite apart with a soccer ball.

The gravity manipulator held down his hat against the wind, his orange hair flying handsomely as he called out with composure, "Gravity Manipulation--"

The satellite was instantly compressed by a red power into a heap of scrap metal, then landed safely.

The orange-haired gravity manipulator came over to Qi Jianiao and flashed a cocky smile. "Long time no see, Qi Jianiao. You're still just as reckless as ever!"

Robbers stormed into a bank and held everyone hostage.

Qi Jianiao urgently contacted his colleagues, then returned to the lobby to look for a chance to subdue them.

A young man in a black coat, bandages wrapped around him, stepped right up to the gun muzzle with a smile. "Is it finally my turn to welcome a beautiful death?"

The robbers were stunned for a moment.

Qi Jianiao seized his chance to take a robber's gun and snapped, "Could you try showing a little respect for life?"

The young man's smile grew even more innocent. He touched Qi Jianiao. "No Longer Human--"

"Wonderful. It isn't an ability. The real little bird has appeared."

Qi Jianiao instantly broke out in a cold sweat.

Since all these characters had been summoned by Qi Jianiao and shared names with real-life literary figures, the bullet-screen viewers naturally assumed they were secret identities created by Qi Jianiao.

[The abilities are totally overpowered, but the secret identities are so cool. Lord Chuuya rescued the streamer and even carried him like a princess, I'm seriously screaming!!!!]

[Akutagawa is so handsome I'm crying! A sickly beauty! A sickly beauty! Wait, his ability is so strong too. Anyway, I'll scream first and think later!]

[Does anyone get Ranpo? Ranpo immediately thanked the streamer for trying so many times to save him. That smile, I'm dead! You two have a whole story together, so spill it!]

[Holy crap, this secret identity called Dazai is so gentle. That sad look in his eyes makes me want to ask the streamer why he abandoned him. This is kind of shippable, lol.]

[Streamer, you know what you're doing. The stories between the secret identities feel so real and so flirtatious. This selfcest is just what I need!]

Qi Jianiao trembled. The viewers always thought those were my secret identities, and shipped me with myself.

But my actual OO is in the doghouse! (screams)

Bullet-screen System: [Pay later, order for zero yuan, trustworthy service guaranteed. You deserve it!]

Qi Jianiao, weakly: "Could I... request a refund?"

1. The protagonist is just an ordinary, warmhearted and conscientious young police officer. Even if he's involved in the battle between the good guys and the bad guys, the script-planning team should be the ones to handle it. I'll decide on the CP when I get there. My pen has a mind of its own.

2. This is sort of a group transmigration story (?). The BEAST timeline will appear, and the timeline is my own take! All the police academy crew survive.

Theme: Love that never wavers.