After one wrong step, Shimizu Minato transmigrated into The Villainous Wife Simulator, a game his friend had given him, and got bound to a vulgar, terrifying pregnancy-and-miscarriage mod that couldn't be removed.
As the name suggests, he had to become the villainous big shots' husband, get pregnant with their child, and then miscarry.
How is a man supposed to get pregnant?! And although he has been single since birth, there's no question he's straight! As straight as they come!
Just thinking about having to call another man "husband" or "darling" made Shimizu Minato's scalp prickle!!!
System: [Don't worry! We've thoughtfully loaded you with an SSS+ Omega physique, so you'll get pregnant for sure! If you don't want to experience a miscarriage, you can just fake your death! The baby will naturally disappear when you're dead!]
Shimizu Minato: ...You might as well rename this The Vulgar, Melodramatic Simulator!
[Heian-kyo: Offering to the Four-Armed, Two-Faced Demon God]
"You are Fujiwara Minato, an illegitimate son of the Fujiwara family who has always been neglected. You were born with an unusual fragrance, breathtaking looks, and fair, delicate skin. Later, the family passed you off as a beloved legitimate son and offered you to Ryomen Sukuna, begging the demon god to stop slaughtering the Fujiwara clan's sorcerers."
At their first meeting, Ryomen Sukuna wanted to eat him, literally.
Shimizu Minato could only say that he was still growing and would be much more delicious at nineteen. He begged Sukuna not to eat him yet. Once Sukuna agreed, Minato naturally became Sukuna's emergency rations.
His mature phase hit with a vengeance at nineteen, and his pheromones sent even Sukuna into a frenzy.
When Shimizu Minato woke up, Sukuna already had his bony, twig-thin neck in his palm. The furious Sukuna was ready to eat his emergency rations right then and there.
But as long as the two of them were in the same space, Sukuna's cursed energy flowed into Shimizu Minato without end. Since their cursed energy came from the same source, it couldn't harm him.
Then Sukuna discovered that Shimizu Minato was pregnant! The baby in his belly was greedily absorbing Sukuna's cursed energy, leaving even the demon god feeling a little weak!
Sukuna had lived for countless years, killing without mercy and acting on instinct alone, but this was the first time he'd encountered something so strange. Fascinated, he decided to keep Shimizu Minato around and see what other surprises he could bring.
Shimizu Minato became Sukuna's companion at all sorts of important events, serving mainly as an attractive ornament. Before long, rumors spread throughout Heian-kyo: "That fearsome demon god, Ryomen Sukuna, has a beautiful wife!"
When Sukuna heard the rumor while out searching for highly cursed objects for the ailing Shimizu Minato, he did nothing, as if accepting it as true, and returned to the mansion with the objects.
But the slender figure who was always putting down the fat-headed fish in the pond wasn't there to greet him. As Shimizu Minato put it, he was the koi's biggest anti-fan.
Sukuna suddenly wanted to ask him what that meant, but he caught the heavy smell of blood. He crossed the courtyard and entered the hall, where everything was saturated with blood.
Uraume was on the verge of death. He had once vowed to learn the Reverse Cursed Technique before Shimizu Minato, but now he hated himself for failing to learn it and failing to protect Shimizu Minato.
Shimizu Minato lay curled up nearby, his hands crossed protectively over his slightly swollen belly. His eyes were peacefully closed, but cold blood stained his neck and the entire tatami floor.
"Lord Sukuna, it was the Fujiwara family. They offered you a sacrifice, but you still grievously wounded their direct unit, the Sun, Moon, and Stars Squad, so they wanted to take back their offering. But Fujiwara... Shimizu Minato didn't want to go back..." Uraume struggled to explain what had happened.
That day, the Fujiwara family, which had ruled Heian-kyo, was nearly wiped out. Men and women, young and old, were all slashed into piles of minced flesh. Begging, wailing, screaming, and sobbing continued all day long, and the Fujiwara family quickly fell from power in the sorcerer world.
In later histories, the day was recorded as "Bloody Heian-kyo," with its cause summarized in a single sentence: "The Fujiwara family angered Sukuna, who slaughtered them all."
A thousand years later, Uraume had finally learned the Reverse Cursed Technique and was planning to resurrect Lord Sukuna in a vessel when he spotted a familiar figure beside a vessel named Itadori Yuji.
The figure was crouching by the school's ornamental pond, muttering at the koi: "You're getting fat as a ball, and you still keep eating!"
In a bloody pond filled with bones, Sukuna opened his eyes.
[Modern Day: The Gender-Swapped Tomie’s Perverted "Girlfriend"]
The most popular high school girl at Hanaakita High was named Kawakami Tomie. All the boys were obsessed with Tomie's beauty, but Shimizu Minato, a gloomy, antisocial oddball who hid his face behind his bangs, had no interest in Tomie.
Tomie was a little intrigued by Shimizu Minato, but he had no friends, so Tomie couldn't make him appreciate a good friend-against-friend bloodbath. His personality was far too boring, too, so Tomie soon forgot about him.
That is, until Shimizu Minato witnessed Tomie being dismembered, then transforming from a piece of flesh into a beautiful Tomie. Minato was so terrified that he fell to the ground, pale and trembling.
For the first time, Tomie got a good look at Shimizu Minato's face: big, round eyes, a pert nose, and a sweet, pretty look, like a little deer.
He successfully asked (threatened) Minato to take him in. In Shimizu Minato's closet, he also found plenty of pretty dresses and a whole cabinet covered with photos of Tomie. So Shimizu Minato wasn't uninterested in Tomie after all. He was Tomie's stalker, and, like Tomie, a boy who liked wearing skirts.
Tomie pinched Shimizu Minato's snow-white chin and scolded him with a smile. "You're disgusting."
Shimizu Minato's eyes turned red, and his heart was breaking so badly he was about to cry. All he could do was repeat softly, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."
Tomie went on, "Do you want to be my boyfriend?"
Shimizu Minato nodded frantically.
"Too bad I have lots of boyfriends, and I'm getting tired of them. But I still don't have a girlfriend..." Tomie's pitch-black pupils were like a whirlpool, full of magic. "Hey, classmate, come to school in a skirt with me, and then..."
"Become my 'girlfriend.'"
Shimizu Minato became the school's infamous cross-dressing pervert. Officially, he was Shimizu Yuzu, Shimizu Minato's younger sister, but everyone knew it was Minato himself and mocked him behind his back.
But those people who gossiped about him all vanished without anyone noticing. Some were found in pieces, and others left no bodies at all.
Shimizu Minato became pregnant, and his belly gradually grew round. Tomie said he would give birth to a monster just like Tomie, with an identical face, or that the monster would begin fighting for dominance in the womb and crawl out through his stretched-tight belly.
Terrified and helpless, Shimizu Minato begged Tomie through his tears to stop making him go to school. He promised to marry Tomie and stay with him for life, and was finally allowed to rest at home. Tomie also said he would find a way for him to give birth safely.
But the day Tomie brought home a method to suppress the cells' activity, all he found was Shimizu Minato's minced flesh. The flesh of the undeveloped fetus had fused into Tomie's beautiful face, but his wife had closed her eyes forever.
People who loved Tomie but hated him because he'd killed their families broke into the house and killed Tomie's family. A lover, and a child? What a joke! They were determined to make Tomie suffer just as they had!!!
That day, the whole town of Hanaakita was steeped in the stench of blood. Decades later, after experiencing all kinds of deaths and growing bored, Tomie returned to Hanaakita High and once again became the adored "school beauty." This time, however, he was a teacher.
In the new school year, he welcomed a new colleague, a cheerful, kind, and accepting teacher named... "Shimizu Minato."
The stench of blood in Hanaakita finally began to fade.
[Heian-kyo: The Thousand-Year-Old Demon King's Substitute Husband]
"You are Shimizu Minato, the younger brother of a beloved elder sister, and you are to marry the younger brother of the young master of the Ubuyashiki family in her place. A fortune-teller said you were born with a rare constitution and could bear children despite being biologically male. Ubuyashiki Tsukihiko is sickly, so you must serve him tea, help him change, and prepare his medicine. You must also sleep with him as his husband before he discovers your true sex, and give birth to an heir as soon as possible. This is your task from the Shimizu family."
The description is too long, so I'll stop here.
[More may be added later, depending on my mood: Naraku / Aizen / Meruem (maybe Feitan and the three beautiful girls will have one-sided crushes)...]
[IMPORTANT!!! The order of the descriptions doesn't necessarily match the writing order!!!]
1. Single-gender world, weak and adored uke, forced love, vulgar and dark, melodramatic, angsty, and clichéd. Cross-dressing scenes included. Pure self-indulgent wish fulfillment, written to satisfy my own tastes. If you're not into this, don't read it.
2. The first playthroughs all have bad endings; the second playthroughs have happy endings. Almost every arc focuses on just the two of them. No child will actually be born, but there will genuinely be pregnancies (emphasis).
3. Please don't give me any writing advice. The logic is broken, the characters are out of character, and I'm the boss here (suddenly). Hahaha, anyway, this is just something I made for my own enjoyment~
4. The description might make it seem like I just want an excuse to write Sukuna and vinegar dumplings, but the real reason I wanted to start this story was that I'd finished all the Sukuna and Muzan fanfiction... (Believe me, it's true!)
Theme: Love can purify all corruption and bring light and salvation.