Suguru Geto's Fox Wants to Lie Low

Aim for three, fight for six. A 70% anti-theft ratio for five days. Thank you all for liking it, quack (spins around). [Twisting] [Creeping around in the dark] [Letting out a piercing shriek] Please add it to your collection! Please, please don't let it pile up unread, QAQ. After being followed by hideously ugly cursed spirits for the nth time, and getting a bizarre confession from one of them, Geto: Blech! Childhood friend: Suguru, hold on, don't blech all over me... Geto: No, you don't understand. Cursed spirits are just so disgusting. Compared to them, even the ugliest yokai look easy on the eyes. That's right, yokai. Geto isn't entirely human. He's the heir to the Nura Clan's Fox Group, with yokai blood running through half his veins. But he prefers being human, and all he wants is to slack off. Even after awakening his technique, he has no plans to become a professional jujutsu sorcerer. His family (and fellow yokai) know the deal: his technique requires him to eat cursed spirit orbs, which are made from spirits that look horrendous and taste absolutely vile! He'd rather die than eat them! He's definitely going to slack off! Geto promptly turned down Jujutsu High's invitation to enroll. Then the next day, a white-haired stranger in sunglasses started shouting, "My only and one," and tried to take him away. Geto: ? When I type "?", it's not because there's something wrong with me. It's because I think there's something wrong with you. Even worse, this guy is a total pervert. Every day, he's eyeing Geto's tail! Gojo: Suguru~ Can I touch your tail? Suguru: Here's a feather duster. Go brush it somewhere else. Gojo: Suguru~ Can you be my fairy godmother? Suguru: No, but I can give you a mouthful of yeast. Gojo: Suguru~ Suguru, Suguru, Suguru! Where'd you go? I'll die without you! Suguru, sunbathing on the roof: ... Once he finally manages to shake him off, Geto starts worrying. Someone that infuriating must have lots of enemies. What if someone sets him up? Fox thinking... Shoko, passing by as usual (smoking) (looking away) (shaking her head): Two idiots. Gojo/Geto, reborn Gojo x half-yokai Geto, 1v1, happy ending. Mostly Jujutsu Kaisen, very little from anything else. Lots of headcanons, any OOC is on me. There will be angst, but also a whole lot of ridiculous comedy. A preview of another fluffy Gojo/Geto story: Gojo's Cat Loves to Cause Trouble: Young Geto meets a cat. It's a very pretty little cat, with long fur as white as snow and blue eyes clearer than jewels. Oh my gosh, I found a cat, everyone! It's so cute! It wants to come home with me! So little Suguru scoops the cat up and takes it home. The cat is beautiful and clever. Even though it's a handful and a picky eater, it's still Suguru's favorite cat. Then one day, Suguru wakes up to find a strange little boy standing by his bed. "Hmph, foolish human. Count yourself lucky, be proud! The one before you is the Cat God himself!" Geto: "..." He pulled the covers back over himself and went back to sleep. The white-haired boy got upset, baring his little cat teeth... "You ignored me! Curses! I'm sentencing you to life without cats!" Note: Gojo/Geto, 1v1, happy ending. A childhood-friends story, with lots of little-kid cuddles. Slow burn; the romance starts after they grow up. Lots of headcanons, any OOC is on me. A preview of an original story with a fox as the protagonist: My Master Is a Trash Fox: As a fox immortal with immeasurable merit, Feng Buwu is powerful and kind to others, and countless fairies secretly adore him... Ahem. Who could have guessed that a sudden upheaval would strip him of his cultivation and exile him to the mortal realm as a fox demon? Feng Buwu: There's such a good deal? So the immortals watched as he opened an inn at the gates of the underworld, made a roaring success of the business, and spent every day avoiding anything important. The immortals: Was he exiled or sent on vacation?! Tell him to come back! The trash fox refuses to return. The trash fox is having a great time in the mortal realm. What's this, a banquet? I'll have a bite. What's this, a vengeful ghost? I'll give it a smack. What's this, a corrupt official? I'll arrest him. What's this, a disciple? A kiss... Wait, what are you doing, my disciple?! Feng Buwu senses something is off. Why has his little disciple gotten even clingier now that he's grown up? He sneaks down to the mortal realm and hides in Feng Buwu's inn, and even insists on sleeping in his room. The more time passes, the more Feng Buwu realizes this kid has no respect for his master at all! Feng Buwu: "Be good. Don't come near me." Qing Nanhan, gazing at him with pleading eyes: "Master..." Feng Buwu: "What exactly are you trying to do?!" Qing Nanhan: "I want to marry you..." Feng Buwu: "???" How did such a sweet little thing grow up so twisted?! A seemingly obedient but secretly unhinged young prince x a seemingly gentle but actually wily old fox. The clear breeze and bright moon are left untended, together bringing a touch of coolness to the southern tower. Theme: All living beings suffer. Better to take life as it comes.