Geto Suguru Says Saving Yourself Comes First

Updates are irregular! I'll only update this one after finishing the other one. There's no outline, so take my word for it and don't skip ahead.

A crack-filled quick transmigration story, just for my own amusement. The CP is Gojo and Geto. OOC, lots of headcanon, and some overinterpretation.

A big anime crossover stew with tons of elements (there's even ABO, so you know it's not serious). Geto is the real deal, but he's temporarily lost his memory.

Worlds that may appear for now: Katekyo Hitman Reborn, Demon Slayer, Natsume's Book of Friends, Hunter x Hunter, Bungo Stray Dogs...

Blurb:

Hello, my name is Suguru Geto. No, I mean, my name is Suguru Geto now.

As someone who has transmigrated, I'm freaking out.

After getting hit by a car while saving a cat, I transmigrated into teenage Suguru Geto. Now I have to deal with cursed spirit orbs that taste like dirty rags from the sewer, and Kenjaku, the thousand-year-old schemer, hero's mother, who's eyeing my body.

Then I discovered something even more horrifying: I'd lost my own memories, and even my memories of Suguru Geto were blurry.

Me: Oh, crap, I'm done for!

After I was forced to adopt the huge cat who caused my transmigration, I fell into a strange room.

There, countless people with Suguru Geto's face all turned to look at me at once, smiling as they said, "Welcome, newcomer!"

Like Byakuran, I gained knowledge and awareness from some of my parallel-world selves, except this was an upgraded version. We could talk and trade face-to-face.

Then my face cracked. Why was that squinty-eyed version of me, no, Suguru Geto, heavily pregnant?

Me: Performing an instant death right here on the spot.JPG

After I was (reluctantly) forced to accept the existence of all kinds of alternate selves (ABO, gender-swapped, yokai, cursed spirits, and so on), I thought everything was finally back on track. But that very night, a certain blue-eyed giant white cat, the strongest, opened my window with a swipe. "Suguru, I really do love you so much after all. Let's get married!"

Me: I thought you only started at school last week, and you even fought me...

Me: Besides, Japan doesn't allow same-sex marriage.

To get my memories back, I temporarily ran away (x) on vacation, and then began a soul-wrenching, epic transmigration journey.

But I never expected that...

1. What the heck is "fan"? I only used the fan "Yunyuan" to blow the Demon King away.

2. Sorry, pineapple hair is just weird. The classic bun is eternal.

3. The pregnancy stone is a deadly weapon. It'd be such a waste not to let the little orange sorcerers try it. I'm sure Miss Tsukumo will support me~

4. Sorry, I'm not an ability user, let alone a promising candidate to surpass the limits. Please don't drag me into this!

5. Natsume, this cat really is too fat. My cat may be huge, but it's clearly all muscle. (Nyanko-sensei: Meow! Insolent human, how dare you question this yokai's perfect figure?)

Theme: Rather than obsess over saving others, save yourself first