[Next Up] This Is Definitely Not an R18 Game!

-- Breaking news! The highly anticipated 18+ full-dive role-playing game, Lost Lands, is about to launch its open beta! --

This beautiful world is about to be invaded by an unknowable presence. It needs you to save it!

Join the investigation team now! Use your wits, courage, and magic to overcome your fears, uncover the truth, defeat the evil King of Sakanu, and bring hope and light to the world!

What are you waiting for? Sign up now!

Glaner, reincarnated into the world about to launch its open beta, the evil King of Sakanu himself, and an "NPC" mistaken for a player and sent the promo: Cool.

Whose world did you say was launching its open beta?

Whose world did you say was about to be invaded by outer gods?

Whose world did you say wasn't fit to pass review?

His?

For real...?

He patted the person beside him, his former nemesis and current partner. "We've got work, Aimerudlan. Go wreck them."

And so...

As soon as they created their characters, players saw the legendary world-destroying evil dragon guarding the spawn point, headbutting them into the distance.

As soon as they arrived at the newbie village, players heard a little sparrow speak: "Hello, human. I'm going to poop on your head."

As soon as they entered the city, they got caught up in petty theft charges, put on a wanted list, and sent off to do construction work.

Players: o.O?

Looking closer, they saw a sparkling positive buff above the evil dragon's head: [Madly in Love]

After all the chaos, the world was at peace, Glaner was relieved, and the players were happy. Only the dragon stayed in a huff all day.

"Why are you calling my wife your wife? Don't you have wives of your own!"

Note:

Western fantasy, comedy, a touch of Lovecraftian horror.

Aimerudlan is the love interest. Guaranteed sweetness.

The players are very realistic and very absurd.

Some supporting characters have a crush on the protagonist, so please take note.

Theme: All fear comes from insufficient firepower.