Genshin Impact: Teyvat's Descent into Madness

Yun Chao, a college student with an extremely stable mental state, finally passed the CET-6 after a long struggle, only to die suddenly from sheer excitement. He was bound to a System and transported to Teyvat.

When he opened his eyes, a group of burly men were glaring at him. They looked just like the humanoid monsters wandering around in the game.

Yun Chao calmly gave them a polite smile and pulled a chainsaw out of the starter pack the System had given him.

The humanoid monsters: ??????

Yun Chao's smile turned manic as he reenacted The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, laughing wildly: "Hahahahahaha! My CET-6! I just passed my CET-6, hahahahaha!!!"

He is as still as a maiden at rest and as wild as a rabid dog in motion. He has been losing his mind with unshakable consistency for twenty years ahead of Teyvat. Up top, he can use chewing gum to rip off the Doctor's disguise; down below, he can win the Abyssal Pearl at a game of marbles. He's so versatile that if you give him a suona, he'll play you a funeral dirge.

The Doctor, whose disguise was ripped away with chewing gum: ?

The Red Oni, who lost all his marbles: ?

The guest of honor, who heard a lively rendition of Zhu Bajie Carrying His Bride at the Rite of Parting: ?

The System, which provides Yun Chao with all kinds of bizarre items: Having a blast.

Theme: Life is short. Enjoy yourself while you can.