[Wuxia Crossover] I'm Just a Player Who Likes the Simple Life!

Bad news: While Ying Rongxu was gaming, his knockoff laptop suddenly leaked electricity and killed him. Good news: Ying Rongxu caught up with the latest trend and transmigrated on the spot. Bad news: This world is full of danger, with villains everywhere and assassins more common than stray dogs. Good news: The trend brought him more than transmigration. It also gave him the abilities from the game he’d been playing before he died. As a martial arts game player, Ying Rongxu should have been able to pluck flowers and leaves and send them flying as weapons, sweep his leg like a thunderclap, and radiate the aura of an overpowered protagonist that reached the heavens with a single shake of his mighty frame. If only he weren’t a pure life-skills player, with none of his account’s attack skills fully upgraded and his gear still a pile of trashy blue items hidden beneath the appearance of luxurious fashion gear… After once again using his great lightness skill to fly ten miles and escape his pursuers, Ying Rongxu gazed at the sky and sighed. Then he collapsed in despair and hugged the leg of the young man beside him. “I can gather herbs, mine ore, cook like a master, and play a mean tune. Big shot, please protect me!” … A mysterious master has recently appeared in the martial world. They say his lightness skill is extraordinary, and he can rival the Thief of Fragrance, Chu Liuxiang. They say his medical skills are unrivaled, and he can snatch a life back from beneath the Sword God’s blade. They say his cooking has reached perfection, and his vegetarian dishes win endless praise from Master Bitter Melon… They say he’s involved with Yidian Hong, the man who kills without blinking. “I’d like to clear that up,” Ying Rongxu said earnestly, leaning against the young man. “Xiao Hong does blink when he kills people. Right?” The young man’s eyes were full of affection as he nodded gently. [Reader’s guide] Focuses on the bottom. Pairing: Zhongyuan Yidian Hong. A top who’s a deadly martial arts expert and assassin x a bottom who talks nonsense and is a complete goofball. Updates daily; if I miss a day, I’ll post a notice. The martial arts skills are made up, and so are the life skills. The main goal is to torment the whole world. The timeline is a chaotic mash-up. Some characters may be out of character. Read with caution! Completed works: Bubu Pharmacy Bans Medical Disputes [Genshin Impact], focuses on the bottom, pairing with Baizhu Five People, Tormenting Four of Them [Honkai: Star Rail], focuses on the bottom, pairing with Jing Yuan The Akademiya’s Grand Romance Plan [Genshin Impact], two male leads, pairing with Wanderer Coming soon: [Honkai: Star Rail] Miracle Ranger, Punisher of Evil, focuses on the bottom, pairing with Boothill [Genshin Impact] Nation of War, but a Slacker, focuses on the bottom, pairing with Kinich. Visit my author page for details! Theme: Better to enjoy plain porridge and tea than fight and kill