[Genshin Impact] No Patient Harassment at Bubu Pharmacy

One day, Bubu Pharmacy gained a taciturn guard in a hood. His face was unknown, and he was incredibly strong. The moment he stepped out of the inner rooms, he grabbed a troublemaking patient by the collar in front of everyone and threw him out. He sat down at the entrance, legs planted wide, his gaze sharp as a hawk's: “Bubu Pharmacy does not tolerate troublemaking.” After narrowly surviving a battle for a rare treasure and suffering serious injuries, Arles was picked up by a doctor just as he was about to kick the bucket after the fight. The kind doctor was so frail he had to catch his breath every few steps and coughed every other moment. He looked like a breeze could send him straight to the afterlife, yet he went around with his belly showing every day. Arles checked his empty pockets, then looked at the doctor, who clearly couldn't fight, and decided to offer himself in marriage. Baizhu's smile froze: What? Changsheng, comfortably ensconced in the best seat for watching the show, lit up: What?! Arles clarified: “I'll work for free as a bodyguard. I don't need a salary, just food and lodging.” Baizhu choked on his breath and started coughing, while Changsheng withdrew her head, no longer interested in the show. Baizhu was frail as a sick man himself, yet his heart went out to the suffering. He was always searching the mountains for herbs to treat people. Arles accompanied him up the mountains and down into rivers, into hidden realms and secret domains. He was constantly convinced Baizhu was about to die, only to see him the next day, still looking as refined and gentle as ever, steady as a rock. Later, Arles looked at Baizhu, who coughed like he had tuberculosis from time to time, then at himself, sprawled in bed and aching all over, and began to doubt himself. Why had he thought Baizhu was gentle, kind, and easy to push around? The man was even more of a sly wolf than he was! [Tip] Updates are posted daily at noon. Any updates at other times are typo fixes. Thanks to the lovely readers who help catch them. [Reading Guide] *No secondary pairings or other love interests. One-on-one from beginning to end. *The timeline is before Qiqi is found. The bonus chapters will touch on the Traveler's timeline. *Pairing: Baizhu x Arles, a compassionate doctor who doesn't look like a good person, a sickly beauty gong x a cold-faced, ruthless, fluffy half-beast shou with an active inner monologue Watching my friends take out their doctor and keep us fully healed while we're doing dungeons is so satisfying. No matter how recklessly we play, we just won't die. I used to feel indifferent toward Doctor Baizhu, but now he seems to shine with a much grander light. Coming soon Original danmei: [Genshin Impact] Akademiya's Great Romance Campaign: A first-person goofy romantic comedy, pairing with Wanderer. Includes Alhaitham/Kaveh and Cyno/Tighnari, drafts queued up... Derivative danmei: Five People, Four to Torment [Honkai: Star Rail] (original title: Still Trying My Best to Act Obediently Today. Only the title is changing; the joke and blurb are the same. This will be my next story.) Blurb: Time turns back, and Mu Yuan returns to a time before everything began. His childhood friend has just become the Sword Champion's disciple, the Foxian girl is racing starskiffs every day, the beautiful Sword Champion is constantly training her apprentice, the craftsman who isn't quite so well-endowed yet is banging away at golden automatons, and the Dragon Lord is still arguing fiercely with his family's elders. Mu Yuan hasn't run away from home to become a wandering swordsman either. Mu Yuan claps his hands and walks out with a beaming smile. From then on, he sets off on the glorious path of driving four out of the future Cloud Quintet insane. One day, the Vidyadhara Dragon Lord storms past on a starskiff, carrying a man who laughs recklessly. He vanishes from view among a crowd of Vidyadhara. The Vidyadhara elder chases after them at full speed, still going strong in his old age: Stop right there! My brand-new pavilion!!! Mu Yuan, holding a box of eight eggs filled with chewing gum: Hahahaha, I blew up that old bastard's pavilion on purpose!!! Dan Feng, utterly defeated: I'm begging you, just shut up already! Mu Yuan, looking well-behaved: I'm saving you from that old geezer's abuse. One day, a Cloud Knight Lieutenant runs out of the Artisanship Commission in sheer panic, carrying a burden too great to bear, while the gathered artisans stare in confusion, covered in dust. The black-haired craftsman grips a hammer, veins bulging: Stop right there and give me back my parts!! Mu Yuan, carrying a box of golden automaton parts: Look, he's left the Artisanship Commission! Run to Aurum Alley! Once he sees food, he'll know he's hungry! Jing Yuan, in tears: Stop shaking me, I'm going to fall! Yingxing, eyes blazing: If you two want to die, just stop! I don't need eight hundred years. I'll send your souls straight to the Ten-Lords Commission myself! Mu Yuan, looking well-behaved: But you haven't eaten in three days. One day, the Earth-Balance Commission receives a report that someone in a starskiff has run thirty red lights. A Foxian girl has sped off in a wild drift, trying to escape pursuit. Earth-Balance Commission: Starskiff up ahead, stop! Keep speeding and you'll reach the Jade Gate!! Mu Yuan, playing boundless music in the limited space of a starskiff: Oh, oh, this is what it feels like to be the wind! Baiheng, getting more and more excited: Charge!!! Half an hour later, Jingliu arrives to pick them up, sword in hand and a kindly look in her eyes: Go on, I'm listening. Mu Yuan, with a huge lump on his head, kneels beside the Foxian girl: Sorry, I was bad QAQ Dan Feng, Jing Yuan, and Yingxing: Put on an act, why don't you? How come you're not acting anymore! Once, someone made a wish to a god beyond the universe. He hoped that the people he loved would know no suffering, that life and death would find their proper endings, and that the heroes of the world would never be parted. He smiled brightly: “Of course, if you can't manage it, you can just send me back to blow up the whole star system.” The god: ... [Important] Yingxing will live out a glorious life and die a normal death; Baiheng survives, and Jingliu does not fall to mara. -A chaotic day-to-day story about the Cloud Quintet. The protagonist is a chaotic good goofball who loves a laugh. Pairing with Jing Yuan, one-on-one. -The author isn't a lore stickler, and the Cloud Quintet storyline isn't complete yet. But that doesn't matter, I've tossed it all out. Any discrepancies with the original are original worldbuilding. -The blurb was written when version 1.4 was out. Anything that doesn't fit later is original worldbuilding, I guess. (shrugs) Theme: Seek common ground while respecting differences, and live together in peace