Akademiya's Great Romance Battle [Genshin Impact]

This story will be paywalled on July 2. That evening, I'll post a three-in-one update at six. Thank you, my dear readers, for your love and support! The diversity of species in this world is truly dazzling. Even at the Akademiya, some people are beasts in human skin, undeserving of their positions, yet still dare to act as mentors. When that bastard of a mentor, with his repulsive face, dismissed the paper I was so proud of as utterly worthless, and made his contempt for women clear in every word, a mocking voice cut in. A beautiful young man mocked him from head to toe, leaving no angle untouched, then walked away. With tears in my eyes, I watched him stride off, and quietly put the sack I'd been carrying back in my pocket. When I called my big brother on the Akasha Terminal, he first expressed concern for me, then asked, "So, do you want to ask Cyno to investigate that teacher? It's true that a person's character can reflect on their academic integrity in some ways..." "Of course not," I interrupted, fidgeting with my paper. "It's just that I think... I fell in love at first sight with that kind young man." My brother: ? "I've engraved his face in my heart. Could you ask Big Brother Cyno to find out..." "Can't. Nothing I can do. Collei's calling me. Gotta go." Me: ... What a heartless man! But that's okay. After all, I've spent all these years absorbing the wisdom of the Great General Mahamatra and the Chief Officer of the Forest Rangers, and have occasionally been subjected to the Akademiya Scribe's mental and physical torment. If I put my mind to it, I can find out anything about him, from his Darshan to his measurements! With renewed confidence, I dialed another number. "Kaveh, this is the most important favor I'll ever ask of you!" [Reading Tips] A lighthearted first-person comedy, planned as a fairly short and sweet story. Pairing: Wanderer, one-on-one. Cyno and Tighnari, and Alhaitham and Kaveh, are mentioned. If that's not your thing, please steer clear. Updates daily at six in the evening. If anything comes up, I'll post a leave notice. Check out my completed fanfics: "[Genshin Impact] Bubu Pharmacy Does Not Tolerate Disruptive Patients," bottom POV, pairing: Baizhu "Five People, Four to Torment [Honkai: Star Rail]," bottom POV, pairing: Jing Yuan Coming soon: "[Wuxia Crossover] I'm Just a Casual Player!" bottom POV, pairing: Yidianhong "[Honkai: Star Rail] Miracle Ranger, Punisher of Evil," bottom POV, pairing: Boothill Visit my author page for details! Theme: Be brave in love, but don't go digging for wild vegetables