[Genshin Impact] The Geo Archon Adopted a Slime

New story now underway: [Genshin Impact x Honkai: Star Rail] Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Saves Lives Every Day. Preorder: Fake Corporate Warfare, Face-to-Face Showdown

Story blurb

Liyue, the most important commercial port in all of Teyvat, suddenly goes into complete lockdown.

A treasure left behind by Rex Lapis has gone missing.

Every clue about the thief points to a Wangsheng Funeral Parlor consultant named Zhongli.

Meanwhile, at Wangshu Inn, Zhongli is staring wide-eyed at a transparent Slime.

Zhongli: "Bai Luo?"

The transparent Slime named Bai Luo chirped happily.

Zhongli pondered for a long time. So this was an old friend, though no longer in the shape they once had.

"All things are subject to erosion, but power is not. Perhaps you are an exception."

He decided to raise his old friend with care, making up for the most heartbreaking regret of the Archon War.

Zhongli: "These matsutake mushrooms come from Jueyun Karst. They taste sweet and clean, and are best in soup..."

Bai Luo swallowed the whole basket, basket and all, then turned a sparkling white.

Zhongli: "Jueyun Chili grows mostly in Qingce Village. It is spicy with a hint of sweetness."

Bai Luo wandered around all of Qingce Village and turned into a red Slime with horns.

Zhongli: "Cor Lapis is the essence of the earth..."

Bai Luo, sporting a chocolate-milk foam topping, shouted indignantly: "Planet Befall!"

Just after Bai Luo managed to eat the mask of the Conqueror of Demons,

the Liyue Qixing solemnly stood before Bai Luo. "Would you like to become the new Rex Lapis?"

Bai Luo: "Arf?"

Zhongli once wanted to walk among mortals as one of them, so he would have to experience human emotions: familial love, friendship, and romantic love.

After traveling across all of Teyvat, that Slime became the graceful young woman she had been long ago, pure and brave as ever, just like when she had once burned herself away.

I am just a mortal now. Love is the most intense emotion mortals experience. I should give it a try.

Aren't you afraid of erosion?

To you, I am the one who brings erosion.

Reader's note:

CP: Zhongli

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New story now underway: [Genshin Impact x Honkai: Star Rail] Wangsheng Funeral Parlor Saves Lives Every Day

Word has it that a new employee has joined Liyue's Wangsheng Funeral Parlor. She has incredible powers and can bring the dead back to life, even restoring flesh to bare bones.

Terminally ill patients from all seven nations have packed the parlor until there's barely room to move. Most go in on stretchers and walk out in high spirits.

Everyone marvels at the sight, and rumors spread that the girl is an Adeptus living in seclusion.

When Director Hu Tao returns from a business trip, she finds that someone has stolen her business out from under her.

A beautiful young woman has even brought back to life a person who was already nailed into their coffin!

Hu Tao: "What?!"

"Consultant! Explain this to me. Is the employee you hired working for the competition?!"

Hua Zhi, heir to the Aeon of Abundance, was dumped in another world by her unreliable dad (or mom) to discover the meaning of her Path.

Hua Zhi silently recited: Selflessness, altruism, healing...

But only if he's handsome.

Then she opened her eyes and saw a breathtakingly handsome face.

To hell with selflessness, altruism, and healing.

Hua Zhi bashfully tugged on his dragon-patterned sleeve. "Big brother, my dad doesn't want me anymore. Waaaaah."

Years later, the Medicus recalled her little one and decided to take a peek.

She was horrified to discover that her little one had been gone for good, like a meat bun fed to a dog.

#The end, the Abundance line dies out#

Preorder: Fake Corporate Warfare, Face-to-Face Showdown (BL)

As the eldest son of the Ji Group, Ji Shaoliu had been a champion wastrel ever since he was a child.

At the bar during his twentieth birthday party, he met a man in a wheelchair: cool and gentle, with a face so stunning it struck straight at his heart.

Ji Shaoliu pushed aside the women crowding around him and lifted the beauty's chin. "Baby, wanna go out?"

That very night, Ji Chenfeng suffered the greatest setback of his life. His father died unexpectedly, his stepmother and stepbrother seized all the Ji family's businesses, and they forced him to hand over his shares and get out.

Just as Ji Chenfeng was about to become homeless, the man with the disabled legs arrived with his father's will. With swift, decisive tactics, he took control of the Ji family's entire power base and sat calmly in the seat of honor. The moment his stepmother saw him, she fell silent, trembling with fear.

The man's disability could not hide his extraordinary elegance. He introduced himself with graceful manners: "Wen Ye, head of the foremost of the Three Great Families. I've come to announce the will on behalf of an old friend."

That night, Ji Chenfeng learned the man's name was Wen Ye, the legendary head of the Wen family, the most powerful of the Three Great Families.

That night, Wen Ye saved him, looking down at him as if he were a pitiful insect.

"Beg me, and I'll save you."

Years later, Ji Chenfeng became head of the Ji family by ruthless means. He was cold and merciless, and the Three Great Families followed his lead.

Ji Chenfeng looked down at Wen Ye just as imperiously, forcing him to look up. "Beg me, and I'll save the Wen family."

After Wen Ye was late to a meeting for the third time in one week, he looked calmly at Ji Chenfeng. "Tie me up again and I'll cut you to pieces."

"I was wrong. I'll do it again next time."

Powerful, gentle, steady older top x rebellious puppy who grows into a guard dog bottom

Theme: The river of time is the gentlest witness