[Football] I Have a Dating System, but I Only Want to Play Goalkeeper

◆ Chelsea is my team. No transfers. ◆ Please add my upcoming novel to your favorites: Summoning Mythological Figures in a World of Resurgent Hauntings (Transmigrating into a Book) ◆ Blurb: A romance System crashes down on Zhou Liran, goalkeeper for Chelsea's U18 team. The romance System tells him to form as many romantic relationships as possible so he can reach the pinnacle of life. Zhou Liran suddenly understands. In an instant, he forms a romantic relationship with every soccer ball on his team. As a result, he catches even the shots that used to be almost impossible to save. Chelsea's head coach, Jose Mourinho, is stunned by the youth team's recent winning streak. When he goes to see for himself, he discovers that they haven't produced a star striker. They've produced a star goalkeeper. A star goalkeeper who doesn't seem to have much going on upstairs. If all you have to do is jump and slap the ball away with your hand, why does this kid jump up, bang his head against the goal frame, and fall to the ground clutching the ball? The Special One doesn't understand and is utterly shocked. But that doesn't stop him from bringing Zhou Wenran straight to Chelsea's first team. After that, Zhou Liran never played as a backup goalkeeper again. Later, when Zhou Liran is a celebrated star, an interviewer asks him why he's able to save so many shots. This is what he says: “It's simple. Just think of the ball as your girlfriend.” “When your girlfriend comes flying toward you, of course you have to catch her, or she'll get mad.” Reporter: ???? ◆ Summoning Mythological Figures in a World of Resurgent Hauntings (Transmigrating into a Book) Jiang Jinan transmigrates into a novel he recently read, Hauntings. In the novel, the hauntings win completely. In just sixty years, they devour all eight billion people on Earth, turning the planet into a playground for monsters. Jiang Jinan transmigrates into the fifty-ninth year of the hauntings, with just one year left before humanity is wiped out. Humans awaken psychic powers and can summon psychic entities, while the hauntings grow stronger by devouring humans and absorbing their psychic power. The hauntings return and humanity evolves, but after the monsters destroy every psychic entity capable of carrying psychic power, humanity is utterly defeated and eventually wiped out. “I can still summon psychic entities,” Jiang Jinan says, looking up at Jiang Bei, humanity's last commander. “I've remembered them.” “Who?” “A lot of them,” Jiang Jinan says. “How about we start by summoning the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven?” Humanity is about to go extinct? No problem. I'll take care of it. ////////////// Theme: Passion can overcome any obstacle