Hey, Do You Want a Boyfriend?

Yan Bai was a newly adult eagle, and one of a rare breed found only once in hundreds of thousands: a Gyrfalcon.

By a stroke of luck, he came to a strange land, Tenanwei Province, where he met Brian, a genius falconer.

Brian was having a hard time. To repay him for a meal, Yan Bai found all kinds of food for him every day.

A strange livestream variety show turned their lives upside down.

The enthusiastic netizens turned the naturally outgoing Yan Bai into a socially anxious eagle in an instant.

Hiding behind Brian, eagle-ing around and watching.jpg.

[Is this eagle an idiot? Can't he understand what the falconer is saying?]

Brian: "There's a snake on the prairie. Bring it back."

Half an hour later.

Yan Bai dropped a lifeless rabbit in front of Brian, holding it in his beak.

Brian's lips parted slightly as he fluently said in English, "Take this piece of meat to the box up ahead."

Yan Bai didn't move. He was curled up, asleep.

A few minutes later, he slowly opened his eyes, stretched, and flew over to the meat, which was still steaming.

He ate it.

Brian: ...

Yan Bai: Tastes good, just needs a little more salt.

[Proof positive this eagle is a birdbrain]

[Some genius falconer! What a scam. Have you ever seen him train that eagle?]

[People these days have no limits when it comes to chasing views. Tsk.]

One night, Yan Bai transformed into human form. The first thing the white-haired boy did was open Brian's phone.

Yan Bai's inner monologue: Everyone must be complimenting how pretty I am.

Idiot??? You're the idiot!! Your whole family are idiots!!

Can't understand the falconer?

Obviously! Who can understand that gibberish he spouts? He's a Chinese eagle. He only understands Chinese and eagle language.

Yan Bai passionately argued with the netizens: "Eagles can only understand eagle language, of course!"

Netizens: Brian is speaking English!!

#This bird has such a strong accent#

*

Brian was a genius falconer who had trained more than a hundred eagles by the age of 29. This Gyrfalcon was the only one he couldn't handle.

This eagle was covered in sharp edges and never followed orders. No matter how much of his life's learning he put to use, he couldn't train him.

Just as he was preparing to give this eagle the harshest training of his life, that very night, his eagle turned into a boy.

The boy lay naked on top of him, half-transformed wings behind his back. He blinked, and the starry heavens were reflected in his eyes.

Looking at the feathers scattered all over the floor, Brian fell into deep thought.

*

Little scenes

1

Yan Bai kissed Brian on the lips. "This is how we birds express our joy."

Brian, looking perfectly serious, had red ears. "Mm."

Do you think I believe you?

2

"Brian, I want to go out and play!"

Brian hastily hid a book behind his back, but Yan Bai snatched it away.

"What are you reading... A Guide to Male-Male Positions???"

Yan Bai: What a pervert.

Night.

Brian pinned Yan Bai to the bed, and a kiss with the air of a practiced seducer landed on his lips.

He said the most authentic Chinese he had ever spoken:

"Lay an egg for me."

A seemingly serious but actually seductive top X a rebellious, goofy bottom

=Reading Guide=

1. Entirely fictional, with no real-life models.

2. Both are each other's first and only, HE.

3. The setting is a foreign country. If that's not your thing, please don't read.

4. If you don't like it, stop reading in time. Please don't offer unsolicited writing advice.

5. This profession is quite unusual, so there will be a few original elements.

Theme: Soaring freely between heaven and earth