Pounced on by Fuzzy Creatures After the Variety Show [Book Transmigration]

[After Joining a Kids' Variety Show, Smoke Rises from the Ancestral Graves of the Little Zombie's Family Every Day], Updating~ Please add it to your favorites~ Sending love~

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Xia Ming in his previous life: A talented actor, firmly established at the center of the entertainment industry.

Xia Ming after transmigrating into a book: A pretty but useless ornament, a nobody, hated by the entire internet.

Not only that, Xia Ming also has a five-year-old son. His son is a little unusual: he has an animal form!!!

Who would have thought that this five-year-old, overpowered little boy would secretly be an adorable little tiger with fluffy ears on his head?

Xia Ming: "Be good, son. Let me rub your little ears."

Little Tiger: "Rub what? I'm a tiger, not a cat!!"

Little Tiger, inwardly: I hate a dad who doesn't understand boundaries!!!

Xia Ming was set up by his unscrupulous agency. To make way for a newcomer, he was forced to join a livestreamed parenting variety show. In plain terms, he was being sent in as cannon fodder.

Xia Ming glanced at his tiger son. "Once we're there, remember to get along with the animals. Tigers and lions are the bosses of the zoo."

The first day of filming.

Xia Ming, who was terrified of birds with sharp beaks, was so scared he hid behind his kid, and got mocked until he was trending.

[This is ridiculous. You're a grown man, and you need your son to protect you?]

[What a coward.]

[I don't usually laugh, but he's just too stupid.]

From then on, Xia Ming completely let loose.

A two-faced green tea, the internet's voice of reason, a master of unhinged rants: he could slip into any persona with ease.

As he kept going further down the road of being infamous and popular, netizens cried out:

[Bro, don't be like this. Your whole face has changed!]

What surprised netizens most was how outrageous his relationship with his son was.

Sen Sen, the little tiger cub, was an overpowered little tyrant, and Xia Ming knew he couldn't raise him using ordinary parenting methods.

While the other guests were busy presenting themselves as loving parents with obedient children,

Sen Sen said, "Father only likes me. He doesn't even look at you, hmph!"

Xia Ming set down his game console, snatched the lollipop the kid had just unwrapped, and put it in his mouth. "So what? You still have to call me Dad."

Sen Sen: "Hmph! Han Han says she's my fan. I have fans now too, so I'm way more impressive than you."

Xia Ming didn't even look up. "Oh, fans? I have them too, only forty million. Want me to share some with you?"

The tiger cub stomped his feet in anger, and a pair of fluffy ears with black tiger stripes popped up on his head. "You're making me furious!"

Xia Ming: "It's my first time being a tiger's dad, so I don't have much experience. Hide your tiger ears, quick. Wait, come here first and let me rub them."

After days of outsmarting each other, Xia Ming finally found a way to make the tiger cub behave in a second: he ordered a huge box of catnip and teaser toys online.

Nice try, kid. Your dad has been around longer than you've been eating rice.

From then on, the wheels of fate began to turn. The unpopular star with a rebellious streak and his overpowered little tyrant of a son became famous!

[You're not like this with other people's kids.]

[A role model for all of us, rebellious to the core.]

[Did you already use up all these tricks yourself? Teach me, teach me!]

[Who isn't a five-year-old baby with a few hundred extra months?]

*

Sen Sen has been very troubled lately. His dad, who used to scold him every day and make him stand facing the wall, has been acting a little differently. When Sen Sen turns into a little tiger, his dad no longer looks disgusted like before. Instead, he rubs his little ears and pats his tiger butt.

Hasn't he heard that you shouldn't touch a tiger's behind?! I hate a dad who doesn't understand boundaries!

He's a fierce beast!!! The future king of all animals!!! This is too much!!

Every day, the little tiger brainwashes himself: once Father comes back and kicks this boundary-less dad out, he'll be able to puff out his chest and be a mighty tiger again.

--Bonus Scene--

When Su Jingyan returned from a business trip, he was delighted to see Sen Sen and Xia Ming getting along so well.

Night.

The man's bathrobe hung half-open, revealing the faint outline of black tiger stripes. His tail swished behind him as he leaned close to Xia Ming.

"Everyone says you can't have a baby. I think we need to clear that up."

Xia Ming: "Get lost! I really can't have a baby!"

Rebellious, sharp-tongued internet darling bottom x Dominant, overpowered tiger top

Kid couple: Willful, overpowered tiger cub top x Cool, quiet young master bottom

=Reader's Guide=

My completed novel, [Going Viral on a Parenting Variety Show with My Mermaid Baby], is available in my author profile.

1. An entirely fictional setting, entirely fictional, entirely fictional, with no real-life models. Updates won't stop, with at least six chapters a day, posted at six in the morning~

2. The tiger cub isn't his biological child, but might as well be.

3. The top is a tiger.

4. In this setting, same-sex couples can marry and have children, but the bottom really can't get pregnant.

5. The top has no feelings for the original host. The top and bottom are both each other's only partners. Other details will be explained in the story. Happy ending. Enjoy~

6. Red envelopes will be sent out in the comments from time to time~

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[The Taming Game of a Top-Tier Omega]

As the heir to a top-tier financial dynasty, Shi Chaoyun needs a perfect marriage: a docile, obedient Alpha who can bear him a child, so he can take control of the family's lifeline.

He chose You Ye.

An inferior Alpha raised in an ordinary family, with no connections and a mountain of debt. You Ye was obedient and well-behaved, never disobeying his "master's" orders.

When Shi Chaoyun was angry, You Ye would say with reddened eyes, "Chaoyun, don't send me away." After burning himself, he would awkwardly nuzzle against Shi Chaoyun's palm, seeking comfort.

You Ye's good behavior greatly pleased Shi Chaoyun. He secretly planned to give You Ye a generous sum after the child was born, then cut ties with him.

It was as if his little dog had sensed his intentions, because he became even more obedient and considerate.

When morning sickness struck, the little dog knelt by the bed and fed him plum soup, tears clinging to his lashes. "It's all my fault. I've made things so hard for you."

If Shi Chaoyun mentioned wanting lychees, the little dog would brave the pouring rain, rush to a fruit shop several kilometers away, and bring him the freshest lychees that had just arrived.

On countless nights, to keep from hurting Shi Chaoyun during his rut, You Ye would inject himself with suppressants and then disappear.

It all felt too familiar, like a dog deliberately currying favor because he feared being abandoned by his master.

But his little dog had been too careless, and Shi Chaoyun discovered a carefully woven deception centered around him.

On a stormy night, You Ye, covered in blood, knocked on the villa door and trembled as he burrowed into Shi Chaoyun's arms. "The track got slippery during the race... I was so scared."

Later, Shi Chaoyun checked the surveillance footage and discovered that, while speeding, You Ye had controlled the steering wheel with one hand and escaped the car precisely two seconds before the crash.

On the night his morning sickness was at its worst, a major case took place in City A.

The report delivered by his assistant said: You Ye had single-handedly taken down a smuggling ring dealing in nutritional supplements for pregnant men, helping the police crack the biggest smuggling case involving those supplements.

Those days when You Ye had disappeared hadn't been spent alone in his old home, as he'd claimed. He had gone to fight in underground boxing matches to earn money for the baby's formula, and had even achieved odds of 1:68.

He was clearly a rabid dog who would devour people without leaving a bone, yet when others asked when he and Shi Chaoyun would hold their wedding, he would put on the act of a well-behaved puppy and say he needed President Shi's approval first.

On the day he gave birth, Shi Chaoyun gripped the divorce papers and sneered. "Little dog, how long are you planning to keep up the act?"

But You Ye twisted his wrist behind his back, and his pheromones crashed down over him. "You taught me well, Master. Don't you like obedient dogs?"

=Bonus Scene=

Everyone in their circle knew that Shi Chaoyun had found himself a wonderful husband who could be elegant in public and handle all the cooking and housework.

Behind their backs, plenty of people gossiped.

An Alpha being kept by an Omega was a disgrace.

A stain on all Alphas.

The likes of those comments never stopped.

During an interview, the host brought up the old topic again.

"Omegas are supposed to be delicate, staying at home to support their husbands and raise their children. Many people don't understand your choices. What would you like to say to them?"

Shi Chaoyun turned the wedding ring on his ring finger. You Ye had insisted on putting it on him before he left. After a moment, he said coldly, "No one else gets to gossip about the dog I keep."

He had never said that the dog in his home was gentle or wouldn't bite. In his eyes, the puppy who seemed docile on the surface was a genuine mad dog.

Strong-willed, cold, decisive Queen Omega x Obedient on the surface, actually a possessive, unhinged Alpha

Updating~

[After the Mermaid Joined a Dating Show, His Archenemy Fell Hard for Him]

After waking up, Pei Nian went from being the least favored little mermaid in his family to an unpopular supporting character in a novel, hated by the entire internet. The original host had a terrible temper and picked fights with everyone online, offending half the celebrities in the industry and earning the nickname "the scourge of showbiz."

Pei Nian trembled: I want to go home QAQ

The System told him that if he collected one hundred people's tears and crystallized them into mermaid pearls, he could go home.

He accepted an invitation to join a dating show, only to discover that one of the guests was the original host's greatest archenemy, Shen Baishi.

Pei Nian planned to keep a low profile, earn a little pocket money, and do his best to get along with every guest. He even took the initiative to be friendly toward Shen Baishi, but somehow kept getting himself into trouble.

He meant to invite Shen Baishi to a nice meal, but nearly "poisoned" him.

Then he had a brilliant idea: he got up early to make Shen Baishi breakfast, and nearly burned down the kitchen.

The netizens who used to scold him every day turned around and started shipping them.

[The airhead and the grump.]

[Could some director give them a script where archenemies turn into true love?]

[Is this the legendary enemies-to-lovers ship?]

Pei Nian: Come on, you could at least eat something good!

Later, Pei Nian discovered it was easier to collect high-purity tears when he was with Shen Baishi. So when Shen Baishi suggested they form a couple for the show, Pei Nian agreed without hesitation.

But he was a little mermaid who had lived in the sea all his life. How was he supposed to know what it meant to be a couple? Pei Nian spent his days eating and drinking for free while diligently collecting tears.

While the other guests were all lovey-dovey and inseparable, Pei Nian dragged Shen Baishi around every day to save lives and heal the sick, doing everything he could to make everyone feel so grateful they cried.

While the others manufactured trending topics every day, Pei Nian liked to show off his abs and get everyone to watch tearjerker movies.

At last, the day came to call the person they were most attracted to. Everyone chose the person they liked best.

Shen Baishi waited all night, but Pei Nian never called.

Shen Baishi ground his back teeth. "Are you straight? Then what was that kiss last night?"

Pei Nian automatically ignored the first part. "Maybe you were just lucky?"

[Who cares if they're straight or gay? Make every performance gay!]

[My straight male friends and I have never kissed on the mouth.]

[When a supposedly straight guy gives you a little taste, you suffer for the rest of your life.]

[You turned your archenemy into a love-brained fool. Please write a book about it!]

=Bonus Scene=

As time passed, Pei Nian noticed that his archenemy often tried to control him, not letting him have midnight snacks or watch movies.

The little mermaid had never had to put up with such injustice.

He threw a little tantrum and drank his sorrows away all night, nearly turning into drunken seafood.

Drunk, he went to find Shen Baishi. Without a word, he pinned him to the bed and climbed on top of him.

With a pitiful expression, he took a little bottle of pearls out of his pocket. "Please don't be mad at me anymore. You can have all of these."

Shen Baishi raised an eyebrow and took the initiative. "What did you say it meant the last time a mermaid gave someone pearls?"

Pei Nian: "A-asking them to be their mate?"

A silly but voracious little mermaid who harms others and himself x A top-tier love-brained, super-green-tea top

Theme: Happy parenting, care for animals