The Lop-Eared Rabbit Father and Son Become the Darlings of a Parenting Variety Show

The world is developing at a breathtaking pace, and the human body has begun to change.

About one in a million people on Earth have evolved a second animal form. There are hundreds of varieties, including tigers, lions, black panthers, and kittens.

These people often can't hide the most distinctive features of their animal forms.

Wen Wan is one of them: a frail, 185-centimeter-tall lop-eared rabbit, and vice president of the Second-Form Protection Association. He has an adorable, lively, energetic little lop-eared rabbit named Shao Yun.

To foster better relations between First Humans and Second Humans, he brings his little lop-eared rabbit to a livestreaming reality show for kids. Everyone else on the show is a First Human.

Relations between First Humans and Second Humans are poor, and the tasks aren't going smoothly. People see Second Humans like them as enemies. As soon as the show goes live, the chat fills with insults.

[Why invite them? We don't need to live peacefully with people whose genes have mutated.]

[Such a timid lop-eared rabbit will only cause trouble for everyone.]

[So frail. He's just eye candy, isn't he?]

[Oh my God! His ears are so long. How weird!]

[What if he goes wild and treats the other guests as dinner?]

As it turns out, lop-eared rabbits are incredibly gentle. He doesn't bite people, and eats carrots and greens for all three meals a day.

He also gets up early every morning to comb the soft fur on his ears.

Gradually, viewers realize something doesn't add up. How can Wen Wan, who looks so frail, be such a good cook? And how did he cure a guest's years-long eating disorder?

He seems so gentle and easygoing, so how can he be fierce enough to make the director cry?

[You're telling me this person, who can cook and keep a home, take on a thief, and catch a hooligan, is a rabbit???]

[Wait! With that face, you should be playing the scheming tea-green character!]

And little lop-eared rabbit Shao Yun becomes famous, too.

He can recite Three Hundred Tang Poems and help old men cross the road, but he can also beat up the naughty tabby bear cub next door and catch snakes with his bare hands.

Netizens vote him the child they feel safest around, and give him the pet name Tu Tu, Bunny.

Wen Wan watches the little rabbit counseling a husky twice his size and asks, "Sang Biao, why do they call you Bunny?"

The father and son's reputations turn around in no time. The other guests dote on them after seeing how capable Wen Wan is, and wish they could all turn back into three-year-olds and call him Daddy.

A netizen comments: "If even a rabbit is like this, his husband must be an African cheetah, right?"

"His husband must love him so much. When you're loved, you have the confidence to do anything!"

Unaware of what the netizens are thinking, Wen Wan smiles. "It's a marriage of convenience, and we'll be divorcing soon. By the way, I got custody of the little rabbit."

*

On the first day of the reality show, Shao Yanchuan is aloof and arrogant, acting like a stranger to Wen Wan.

On the second day, the two barely speak.

Just as all the viewers think they're about to get divorced, Shao Yanchuan changes.

He can hardly bear to be away from Wen Wan for even 24 hours, making people wonder if he has skin hunger.

When Wen Wan gets mad, he whines in a scheming, sugary voice, "Wifey, don't you love me anymore?"

Wen Wan: "Get away from me! I want a divorce!"

Shao Yanchuan: "No way. The next available appointment at the divorce registry is five years from now!"

Viewers: "Didn't you say you were getting divorced? Wen Wan! You dare mess with us!!!"

=Mini scene=

After N days on the show, Shao Yanchuan watches his wife wandering around in front of him every day, his head full of dirty thoughts.

Can rabbits have false pregnancies? Can Wen Wan?

His wife's ears are so beautiful. They tremble as soon as you touch them.

I secretly used my wife's lip balm today. It smells so good. I'll trick him into using some later!

Beautiful, gentle, married lop-eared rabbit bottom x seemingly aloof but secretly obsessive top

Kid pairing: Beautiful little ray-of-sunshine mixed-race bottom x fierce, rowdy lop-eared rabbit top

=Reader's Guide=

1. The little rabbit is their biological child!! Marriage first, love later! They are each other's one and only, body and soul. Happy ending.

2. No real-life inspirations. Please don't project this onto real people; this is a fictional setting. The blurb is provisional and may be revised.

3. Same-sex marriage is legal, and some male humans with a second form can have children.

4. The story will only start once I have a certain number of chapters saved up. I won't abandon it, regardless of how well it does.

5. Updates will follow the rankings before the story goes premium; after that, 6,000+ words daily. Update time undecided.

6. Plenty of sweetness and feel-good moments. Kindly declined: writing advice. No need to tell me if you drop the story. Thank you for reading.

7. Paragraph comments will open a day or two after the story begins~

8. The blurb was screenshotted on 2025-11-23.

Theme: Love and growth