After the Mermaid Joined a Dating Show, Her Archenemy Fell Head Over Heels for Her

The Top Omega’s Taming Game is complete~~

[The entire novel is finished and ready to read. Daily updates resume today.]

After waking up one morning, Pei Nian went from the least-favored little merperson in his family to a cannon-fodder male supporting character in a novel, hated by fans everywhere. The original owner had a terrible temper and picked fights with everyone online, offending half the celebrities in the industry and earning himself the title of showbiz’s public enemy.

Pei Nian trembled: I want to go home QAQ

The System told him that if he collected the tears of a hundred people and formed them into a mermaid’s pearl, he could go home.

Invited to join a dating show, Pei Nian never expected one of the guests to be the original owner’s greatest nemesis, Shen Baishi.

Pei Nian decided to keep a low profile, scrape by, and get along with every guest. He even took the initiative to make nice with Shen Baishi, only to carefully blunder into one mess after another.

He planned to treat Shen Baishi to something delicious, but nearly “poisoned” him.

Then, on a sudden inspiration, he got up early to make Shen Baishi breakfast and almost burned down the kitchen.

The netizens who used to curse him every day suddenly started shipping them instead.

[The airhead and the grouch.]

[Can a director please give them a nemeses-to-lovers script?]

[Is this what they call an enemies-to-lovers ship?]

Pei Nian: Come on, at least have some standards!

Later, Pei Nian realized that it was easier to collect high-purity tears when he was with Shen Baishi. So when Shen Baishi suggested they form a couple for the show, Pei Nian agreed without hesitation.

But how could a little merperson who had lived in the sea know what it meant to be a couple? Pei Nian spent his days eating and drinking for free, diligently collecting tears.

While the other guests were all lovey-dovey and paired off, Pei Nian dragged Shen Baishi around playing the hero, doing everything he could to make people feel so grateful they cried.

While everyone else chased trending topics, Pei Nian would show off his abs whenever he got the chance and invite everyone to watch tearjerker movies.

At last, the day came when they had to call the person they were attracted to. Everyone picked the person they liked best.

Shen Baishi waited all night, but Pei Nian never called.

Shen Baishi ground his back teeth together. “You’re not straight, are you? Then what was that kiss last night?”

Pei Nian ignored the first half of the question. “That you’re lucky?”

[Doesn’t matter if they’re straight or gay, make it all dirty!]

[My straight guy friends and I never kiss on the lips.]

[When a supposedly straight guy teases you just a little, you suffer for the rest of your life.]

[You turned your nemesis into a lovesick fool. Please write a book about it.]

=Extra Scene=

As time passed, Pei Nian noticed that his nemesis was always bossing him around, stopping him from eating late-night snacks and watching movies.

The little merperson had never put up with such injustice.

He threw a tiny tantrum, drank himself into a stupor all night, and nearly turned into raw marinated seafood.

Drunk, he went to find Shen Baishi and, without a word, pushed him down onto the bed and climbed on top of him.

With a pitiful little pout, he took a small bottle of pearls from his pocket. “Stop being mad at me. You can have all these.”

Shen Baishi raised an eyebrow and turned the tables on him. “What did you say it means when a merperson gives someone pearls?”

Pei Nian: “A-A mating proposal?”

A silly, extremely gluttonous, self-sabotaging little merperson x a top-tier, lovesick, calculatingly sweet-talking gong

=Reading Guide=

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1. Both leads are each other’s one and only. The setting allows same-sex marriage. Happy ending.

2. Some aspects of the merperson lore are my own inventions. Please don’t compare the plot or characters to real life.

3. No baseless accusations of plagiarism! The blurb has been screenshotted.

4. At heart, this is a sweet and silly comedy.

5. A few plot points were inspired by the Korean dating show His Man. The characters are not based on real people. Absolutely no real-life comparisons!

6. Updates follow the rankings before signing, then daily updates afterward. The update schedule will be announced later. Red-envelope giveaways at random. No need to tell me if you drop the novel. Enjoy!

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After Joining a Parenting Show, the Little Zombie’s Ancestral Grave Started Smoking with Green Smoke Every Day

In his previous life, Jiang Zhiyu was a mature and steady, renowned fashion designer.

After transmigrating into a book, Jiang Zhiyu became a universally hated nobody with such awful taste that it hurt to look at him.

Apart from all that, he also had a short-tempered son who could explode at any moment: a little zombie who couldn’t go out in the sun.

The five-year-old little zombie was irritable and loved throwing his weight around, always yelling that he wanted to eat tomatoes.

On his first day after transmigrating into the book, Jiang Zhiyu looked at his son and blurted out, “Can you drink blood? Show me. You can take a bite out of my neck.”

The little zombie flew into a rage. “Have some boundaries! I don’t drink just anybody’s blood!!!”

Jiang Zhiyu: An angry little zombie is so cute. Come here and let me kiss you.

His company dragged him along to make up the numbers, and he accidentally got a spot on a live-streamed adventure show for parents and children.

Jiang Zhiyu immediately warned the little zombie, “We’re going on a show. Remember to keep your teeth to yourself.”

The little zombie scoffed. “I’m not going.”

Jiang Zhiyu: “If you don’t go, I won’t have money to buy you tomatoes. Then you’ll have to eat meat every day.”

The kid was irritable, but fortunately, he was easy to fool. He happily packed his bags and went along.

As soon as the show went live, the little zombie became a sensation thanks to his skin, so pale it seemed to glow.

Online, everyone was tearing into Jiang Zhiyu.

[What’s going on? Is this kid malnourished? He’s way too pale!]

[He may be a washed-up celebrity, but he has a kid. He should spend some of his earnings on decent food for him!]

[Is Jiang Zhiyu abusing his son?]

Jiang Zhiyu sneered at the comments and looked over at his son, who was playing Zombies vs. Plants.

The little zombie: “Someone bring me my 1982 tomato ketchup.”

Jiang Zhiyu: “It’s gone bad…”

The little zombie: “I’m starving. I want a tomato that ripened just yesterday. If I don’t get one in five minutes, I’ll blow up Dongcheng!”

Jiang Zhiyu: “The mortgage still isn’t paid off. If you blow me up, who’s going to pay it?”

The little zombie: “Then I guess I won’t…”

So who’s abusing whom?

Jiang Zhiyu thought he’d coast through the show and earn some living expenses, but the little zombie insisted on causing trouble. When he got hungry in the middle of the night, he dragged Jiang Zhiyu to a graveyard to steal tomatoes.

The livestream caught them in the act.

[You two have such guilty faces.]

[Wait, is the production team really that stingy? Did they starve them so badly they had to sneak out at night to steal tomatoes from a graveyard?]

[Aren’t you scared someone in there might suddenly climb out?]

The little zombie gave an evil grin. They’re my ancestors. What’s wrong with asking them for some pocket money?

After going viral in such an unusual way, the little zombie became even more full of himself.

The little zombie’s name was Jian Nuo, and his nickname was Nuomi.

On the first day he met his new dad, his father hurried out of the house to take a side job.

He and his new dad didn’t get along at all, but one day, he noticed that his new dad had changed.

He smiled at him and kept pestering him, saying he wanted to drink his blood.

He was a well-behaved little zombie of the modern age. How could he drink blood? His father had said only mosquitoes were keen on drinking blood, and he wasn’t a mosquito.

But this dad...

Sometimes he was nice. He’d grow tomatoes with him, eat tomatoes with him, sell vegetables to buy tomatoes, sneak off to steal tomatoes from their ancestors’ graves, and play Zombies vs. Plants with him.

Nuomi thought that if his dad bribed him with one truckload of tomatoes, no, ten truckloads, he’d agree to let his dad and father be together~

Jiang Zhiyu accidentally found out what Nuomi was thinking and hurriedly asked, “Doesn’t your family have an elder who’ll throw ten million at me and tell me to leave this family?”

Nuomi: What is this guy even talking about?

At last, Jiang Zhiyu, who was dirt-poor, got his wish.

Nuomi’s ancestor climbed out of the family tomb and found him, his face covered in dirt. “I’ll give you a hundred million...”

Jiang Zhiyu: “You don’t have to say another word. I know how this goes. When will the money arrive?”

The old man pulled out a few stacks of “money” in thousand-yuan denominations.

Jiang Zhiyu: “Why don’t you go back and bury yourself again?”

His handsome zombie gong appeared and explained coldly, “I went to relocate the ancestral graves. He climbed out of his coffin by himself.”

Jiang Zhiyu thought: What, do people around here refuse to be cremated?

Extra Scene

Jian Huai was invited to join the show. He and his newlywed wife treated each other with polite reserve, and when they slept, he kept all eight hundred of his little schemes between them.

When he saw Jiang Zhiyu being bullied, Jian Huai’s face turned cold. “If this isn’t resolved in three minutes, I’ll blow up the production team.”

Jian Huai thought: My wife just looked at me. She must think I’m incredibly handsome. I love her so much too. I want to kiss her.

Jiang Zhiyu’s actual reaction: “What’s wrong with this father and son? Is this some kind of family tradition on their variety show? They’re always threatening to blow things up. Were they bombs in their previous lives?”

2.

The little zombie pushed the door open and stared blankly at the two people fulfilling their marital duties. His lips quivered with hurt.

His father had clearly told him that only mosquitoes drank blood!

So why was he sneaking around and drinking Dad’s blood? Could he be a mosquito?

Jian Huai sighed helplessly. “Go outside and close the door. We’re busy right now.”

The little zombie didn’t understand. “Busy doing what?”

Jian Huai answered with a straight face, “Making a baby.”

Jiang Zhiyu gave him a tight-lipped smile and kicked him. “What are you making next, firecrackers?”

Jian Huai: “I’ll love anything you give birth to.”

A rebellious, silly shou x a cold-faced zombie gong who talks himself into everything

Child ship: an explosive-tempered little zombie gong who flies off at the slightest provocation x a cool, timid young master shou

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Heartfelt Submission

Yan Chen was dumped without even being told why.

After spending two years abroad recovering from his injuries, he returned to learn that his nephew was about to get engaged to a down-on-his-luck Alpha.

That Alpha was Yan Chen’s ex-boyfriend.

At a family gathering, he pinned his ex-boyfriend against the wall and released his pheromones to force Ji Chifeng to submit.

During their struggle, he bit the corner of Ji Chifeng’s mouth, filling his own mouth with the taste of blood.

Yan Chen sneered. “I treated you so well, and you ran off to be someone else’s dog?”

Ji Chifeng looked at him, remembering their past and gathering all the words he wanted to say, but when they reached his lips, they all came out wrong. “Ex-boyfriend, I’m about to get engaged to your nephew. Please behave yourself.”

“What do you see in him? His youth? His money? His skills in bed?”

He got no answer from Ji Chifeng.

They met again at the hospital.

Yan Chen’s devil-may-care nephew had been beaten up.

Ji Chifeng was looking after him at the hospital.

That very day, Yan Chen pinned Ji Chifeng in a corner and marked him in front of his sleeping nephew.

After being marked, the Alpha became a pitiful little dog who’d burst into tears whenever anyone raised their voice at him.

But when his rut came, he could keep Yan Chen trapped in their room for days, leaving him covered in marks.

In the end, the truth couldn’t stay hidden. Their secret relationship was discovered.

When Yan Chen swaggered into a banquet with Ji Chifeng, his nephew caught them in the middle of their “affair.”

Yan Chen: “Come on, meet your uncle.”

--Extra Scene--

When Yan Chen learned that Ji Chifeng was going to get engaged to his nephew, he was so furious he nearly fainted several times.

The day he found Ji Chifeng, Ji Chifeng’s eyes were cold.

Ji Chifeng said, “All I want is power and status. I was born to stand above everyone else.”

Yan Chen sneered. “If you want to stand above everyone else, marry your little uncle. I’ll help you get there, but you can only be my dog.”

The red string Ji Chifeng had tried so hard to cut, Yan Chen replaced with a steel cable.

#Because I love you, I willingly submit to you#

A domineering, aloof Omega x a secretly passionate, unhinged Alpha who spoils his spouse

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