Even Nonhumans Can Be Hopeless Romantics

1. Birdman Top x Human Bottom (Completed) When Zhu Qing was little, he found a naked, featherless nestling and went to great lengths to raise it into a beautiful adult bird. But one day, this ordinary little white bird started speaking human language... "Wifey~" "Let's hatch eggs together!" Zhu Qing: My fists are clenched! But what can you do when it's a bird you raised yourself? Spoil it, of course. The bird can sing and cheer him up, and when it's angry, it even wraps itself up in its wings. Zhu Qing absolutely adores it. Later, the little white bird turned into a tall, handsome man. With his deep voice and peerless good looks, he said, "Wifey~" Zhu Qing clenched his fists. "Turn back!" A bird is fine, but a man isn't! He's socially anxious! 2. Merman Top x Money-Grubbing Bottom (Completed) Other people explore the ocean for its underwater world and mysterious creatures. Wang Yaoyu is only interested in underwater treasure, shipwrecks, and submarine tombs! When the legendary merman tried to court him, after his initial panic, he was overjoyed. An underwater palace! Merman tears! I'm rich! Pack it up, pack it all up! The merman coaxed him into the deep sea to make their relationship official. But when he saw the merman's nest, he burst into tears. Can someone tell him why? Why is a merman's nest just a hole in the seabed? His dreams were shattered. One hole per merman, and the Merman King's hole is especially huge. What a rip-off! Wang Yaoyu lay at the bottom of the hole, unwilling to pay any attention to the merman still trying to butter him up. His butt hurt, and so did his heart. He never expected you to be this kind of fish. How are you any different from those authors who start digging a plot hole and never fill it in?! 3. Giant Top x Human Bottom (Completed!) When Yi Qixiao transmigrated to this world, he hadn't even had time to marvel at the enormous plants before people captured him as a pet and presented him to the Giant King. The Giant King was nine meters tall, perfectly proportioned, beautiful and terrifying. Most of his subjects were around five or six meters tall. Those who reached six or seven meters were considered excellent giants, while those who were three meters tall were called dwarfs. At 1.8 meters, Yi Qixiao was like a figurine here. Too scared to make a sound, Yi Qixiao was kept in a cage as a pet. From time to time, they would tease him and feed him. The Giant King seemed to love feeding him. Whenever he saw Yi Qixiao eat a lot, he would be very happy. Then Yi Qixiao realized he was going through a second growth spurt! Only then did he understand: the Giant King wasn't feeding a pet. He was raising his little bride. 4. Evil God Top x Human Bottom [Darkly crawling around] [Screaming] [Howling madly] [Turning into a monkey] [Getting some bananas] [Turning into a seagull] [Heading to the pier for some fries]... Who can go to work and not go crazy? Yu Jian listened to his boss's unreasonable demands with a blank face: Is there anyone in this world who actually likes working? Who came up with alternating weekends, and who came up with make-up workdays?! Seriously, save me. I want to run over everyone. It opened its scarlet eyes in the darkness, its gaze fixed on its little believer. Meanwhile, Yu Jian noticed that things at the company were gradually getting strange. First, the idle rich kid boss who loved staring at the time clock became more easygoing. Then, the promises the company had made started coming true. Two-day weekends, leaving work right on time, seven types of insurance and two housing funds... Yu Jian couldn't help wondering if he was dreaming. But soon, he realized that more and more things were wrong, and the sticky gaze lingered on him for longer and longer... The author's current serial is looking for readers! Please check out and bookmark: "When a Straight Man Transmigrates into an Explicit Novel" Ning Xiaochao is a straight man who can't be a simp or play the field. He transmigrated into an explicit novel and became a sacrificial character involved in a group relationship. The sacrificial character himself bounced around enthusiastically to win the male lead's affection. In the end, the male lead grew to despise him, and his friends used him up, turning him into a toy for everyone to share. His fate was tragic, and he lost his mind. Straight-man Ning Xiaochao found himself surrounded by men, with even more men piled on top. He had only one thought in his head: Don't you dare come near me! I, Ning Xiaochao, swear to protect my pure, innocent ass to the death! So this story could also be called "The Straight Man's Battle to Defend His Butt" (not really). * Ning Xiaochao transmigrated at the worst possible time. Friend No. 1 was already getting ready to make a move on him, and Friend No. 2 was itching to do the same. They didn't want to be his friends. They wanted to do him. Ning Xiaochao was done with it. Why do I have to play this melodramatic love game with a bunch of men?! What the hell! This is so tacky! Flip the table! He left without hesitation. However, instead of chasing after the protagonist bottom, this bunch of simps wanted to show off in front of him. After repeatedly getting nowhere, they resorted to despicable methods, trying to force him to give in. But they couldn't tell the protagonist from his substitute. At the scene of the crime, they mistook the protagonist bottom for Ning Xiaochao and tried to torment him both physically and emotionally. Protagonist Bottom: The substitute was me all along? Ning Xiaochao: I don't really get you gay guys. No thanks, get lost. They were miserable, but accidentally came to understand their own feelings. The domineering sadist turned into a timid masochist, and the gentle boy-next-door older brother turned into a twisted, brooding man. But at some point, a tall, slender figure appeared by Ning Xiaochao's side. They no longer had a chance. * The two of them: Xie Jixing, you just took advantage of the situation! Xie Jixing raised an eyebrow. "Oh? So what?" Ning Xiaochao, protecting his precious guy: Stay away from Dr. Xie, you two freaks. Xie Jixing, looking fragile: They're so mean. The two of them: ??? Do you think he's not a freak too?! Ning Xiaochao: No. Dr. Xie is different from you. He's a good person. The two tried to drive a wedge between them and bad-mouth Xie Jixing. Ning Xiaochao's outrageous double standard: So what if he's a little morally questionable? I'm looking for a partner, not a paragon of virtue! The two were furious. Later, Xie Jixing held him in his arms. "Don't think too highly of me. That way, I can hide you away with a clear conscience and keep anyone else from seeing you." Ning Xiaochao blinked. "When the feelings are mutual, that's called romance." 1. Silly, ridiculous humor, no logic. 2. The bottom is a closeted straight man, secretly a hopeless romantic who believes in true love. The top is a scheming sweetheart, sweet on the outside and dark within, and a bit deranged. 3. Probably a short story. Updates every other day at six. 4. This is exactly the kind of story that makes a closeted straight man feel amazing!!! Take a look at the author's upcoming story! Visit the author's page to bookmark it! "The Universally Hated Beta Goes Viral Livestreaming on a Desolate Planet" Blurb: In the twentieth year since the outbreak of the alien species, the entertainment industry is thriving like never before. Entertainment reigns supreme, until death. Mo Xichao is a universally hated nobody at home and a villain online. Whenever he shows his face, he's instantly attacked, insulted and mocked, and showered with malice. His agent wanted to squeeze out every last bit of value from him, so he shoved Mo Xichao into a "Survival Livestream on a Desolate Planet" to serve as a stepping stone for a newcomer. The planet's climate was extreme. As a beta, he had neither an omega's approachable nature nor an alpha's combat ability, making survival difficult. Sticking together was a good choice, but he had no choice. He got the show's solo-survival pass and set off alone. He never expected the planet to be so rich in resources. As a result, viewers saw two completely different kinds of livestream. Everyone else: Escaping the jaws of beasts, freezing and starving. Him: Eating his fill, cuddling fluffy animals, and living a peaceful life. [Everyone can make up their own minds about who the show's favorite is.] [The production team is shameless, doing anything to promote an unpopular celebrity.] [Who hasn't been to Ancient Blue Star? How could the scenery possibly look like that?] The production team was in a panic, but had no time to issue a denial. They had lost contact with the people on Ancient Blue Star. Strangely, even after the production team stopped broadcasting, the livestream was still showing up on all the major platforms. The content of the livestream also started getting weirder and weirder. Friends turned on each other, and couples got into fights... They were all fighting over a place by the beta's side. [They're losing it.] [This is the juiciest gossip ever.] The aloof movie emperor Jiang Wuwang even knelt on one knee before the universally hated man. "I found you, my treasure." Mo Xichao: "??? Is this a prank?" "Mother, I've come to take you home." Mo Xichao: ??? The entire internet exploded. The alien species gathered on the Capital Star, leaving humanity trembling with fear. Who could have known that these battle-crazed beings were an intelligent species? The Federation Chairman: You could have told us sooner that you were looking for your mom. Keyboard warrior: I insulted the Mother of the Alien Species. Is it too late to beg for mercy? Help! Note: 1. Universally hated but Mother of the Alien Species bottom x top who searches everywhere for his mom 2. "Mother" is a position of honor. The bottom didn't give birth. 3. Silly and illogical. Please find somewhere safe to store your brain before reading. 4. The characters are not based on real people. Thesis: Save yourself and embrace life.