A Survival Guide for High-Risk Jobs

[Author's other ongoing novel, please add it to your reading list! Pre-registration for The Straight Guy Transmigrates into an Adult Novel: The Universally Hated Beta Goes Viral Livestreaming from a Wasteland Planet] According to Green JJ's incomplete statistics, jobs like master and childhood friend have become high-risk positions. They either involve tragic, obsessive romances or downright twisted bedroom games. As a result, many transmigrators are unwilling or unable to take on these roles, causing numerous small worlds to gradually collapse and head toward destruction. To prevent things from getting worse, the System for Saving High-Risk Occupations, dedicated to love and peace, appeared out of nowhere. Brimming with a fearless spirit of self-sacrifice, it stepped up, then dumped the whole mess on the unlucky Ke Jun. High-Risk Occupation One: Master. A secret dungeon, iron chains piercing bone. Once a revered immortal, high above all others, he can now only writhe beneath his wicked disciple. High-Risk Occupation Two: Childhood Friend. He came riding a bamboo horse, but couldn't compete with the newcomer who appeared out of nowhere. No tragic romances, please! High-Risk Occupation Three: Emperor. Being an emperor is dangerous. Being an emperor in an unspeakable, forbidden novel is very dangerous. Being an emperor who has to do that thing with n people is even more dangerous! High-Risk Occupation Four: Widowed Father. An orphan and his widowed father depend on each other, but it was all a plot. The moment the child learns the truth, he goes berserk, transforms into a snake, and carries his father away... Author's ongoing novel, please add it to your reading list! The Straight Guy Transmigrates into an Adult Novel Ning Xiaochao is a straight guy who can't be a simp or play the field. He transmigrates into an adult novel and becomes a disposable character involved in a multiple-partner relationship. The very embodiment of a disposable character, he dances around trying to win the protagonist's love interest. In the end, the love interest despises him, his friends use him up, and he becomes a shared plaything. His fate is utterly tragic, and he loses his mind. Ning Xiaochao, the straightest of straight guys, is trapped among men on all sides, with even more men piling on. He has only one thought in his head: Don't you dare come near me! I, Ning Xiaochao, swear to protect my pure backside with my life! This novel is also known as The Straight Guy's Battle to Defend His Butt (just kidding). * Ning Xiaochao transmigrates at the worst possible time. Friend Number One is already getting ready to make a move on him, and Friend Number Two is itching to do the same. They don't want to be his friends. They just want to do him. Ning Xiaochao can't take it: Why do I have to play this soul-deep love game with a bunch of men? What the hell! How tacky! Flip the table! He promptly walks away. But instead of chasing the protagonist, these simps try to get his attention. After one failure after another, they resort to underhanded tactics to force him to give in. Only, they can't tell the protagonist apart from his substitute. At the crime scene, they mistake the protagonist for Ning Xiaochao and try to torment him physically and emotionally. The protagonist: The substitute was me all along? Ning Xiaochao: I don't really understand you gay guys. No thanks. Get lost. They are utterly miserable, but unexpectedly come to understand their own feelings. The hypermasculine S turns into a hardcore masochist, while the gentle boy-next-door turns into a brooding, twisted man. But at some point, a tall, slender figure appears by Ning Xiaochao's side. They no longer have a chance. * The two men: Xie Jixing, you just took advantage of the situation! Xie Jixing raises an eyebrow: Oh? So what? Ning Xiaochao, protecting his baby: Stay away from Dr. Xie, you two perverts. Xie Jixing, playing weak: They're so mean. The two men: ??? Do you think he's not a pervert too?! Ning Xiaochao: No. Dr. Xie is different from you. He's a good person. The two men try to sow discord, putting Xie Jixing down. Ning Xiaochao's spectacular double standard: So what if he's got a few moral failings? I'm looking for a partner, not a moral paragon! The two men are furious. Later, Xie Jixing holds him close: Don't think too highly of me. That way, I can hide you away without a guilty conscience and keep anyone else from seeing you. Ning Xiaochao blinks: When the feelings are mutual, it's just part of the fun. 1. Goofy, nonsensical comedy. 2. The shou is a closeted straight guy, secretly a hopeless romantic who believes in pure love. The gong is a green tea, a black-hearted sweetheart, and a little crazy. 3. Probably a short story, updated every other day at six. 4. It's about a closeted straight guy getting his rocks off. So satisfying!!! Check out the author's upcoming novel! Visit the author's page to add it to your reading list! The Universally Hated Beta Goes Viral Livestreaming from a Wasteland Planet Blurb: In the twentieth year since the alien species outbreak, the entertainment industry is booming like never before. Entertainment reigns supreme, all the way to the grave. Mo Xichao is universally hated, invisible to his family and a villain online. He gets attacked the moment he shows his face, bombarded with insults and mockery and drenched in malice. To wring every last bit of value out of him, his agent shoves him onto a "Wasteland Planet Survival Livestream" as a stepping stone for a newcomer. The wasteland planet has an extreme climate. As a beta, he has neither an omega's natural charm nor an alpha's fighting ability, making survival difficult. Banding together would be a good choice, but he has no choice. He takes the show's solo survival pass and sets out on his own. He never expected this wasteland planet to be so rich in resources. And so the livestream audience sees a show of jarring contrasts. Everyone else: Fleeing from beasts, hungry and freezing. Him: Well-fed and cuddling fluffy animals, living in peaceful contentment. [Everyone can judge for themselves who the show's privileged favorite is.] [The production team is shameless, willing to do anything to promote a washed-up nobody.] [Who hasn't been to the ancient Blue Star? How could the scenery possibly look like this?] The production team is in a panic, but has no time to refute the rumors. They've lost contact with the people on the ancient Blue Star. Strangely enough, even after the production team stops broadcasting, the livestream is still running on all the major platforms. And the content gradually becomes more and more bizarre. Friends hurling insults at each other, couples getting into fights... They're all fighting for a place by the beta's side. [This is insane.] [This is the wildest gossip ever.] Even Jiang Wuwang, the famously aloof award-winning actor, kneels on one knee before the universally hated man. "I've found you, my treasure." Mo Xichao: "??? Is this a prank?" "Mother, I've come to take you home." Mo Xichao: ??? The entire internet explodes. The alien species swarm the capital star, and humanity trembles: Who could have known this battle maniac was an intelligent species too? The Federation Chair: You could've just said you were looking for your mom. Keyboard warrior: I insulted the Mother of the Alien Species. Is it too late to beg for forgiveness? Help! Notes: 1. Universally hated but actually the Mother of the Alien Species shou x gong who looks for his mom everywhere. 2. "Mother" is a status. The shou didn't give birth. 3. Goofy and nonsensical. Find somewhere safe to leave your brain before reading. 4. The characters are not based on real people. Theme: Work hard, get promoted, and earn a raise.